Cyber Flashing, Kangaroo Nuts, and Why Bigger Isn’t Always Better

Tales of The Nether Regions

Annie and Jess kick off the episode with an intensely fun quickfire game called “Food or F*ck”, and then get into the topic of the week — unsolicited messages. Whether it’s a text, DM, email or something else, chances are you have unfortunately received a number of weird messages you didn’t ask for. It’s an unfortunate side of our culture, and they have a lot to say on the topic. Annie and Jess talk about who receives more dick pics, what cyber flashing is and why it’s so common, the weirdest unsolicited messages they’ve received, and how they respond to them to let the sender know it’s not okay.

In This Episode You’ll Hear About:

• Thank you so much from the bottom of our nether regions for all your support and messages so far! We know we are funny, but it’s so cool to hear it from other people. :-)
• The “horny” phase of lockdown! Can you relate?
• Which one we would choose — food or great sex? The answer will surprise you!
• Yes, we would rather eat kangaroo testicles than sleep with our ex.
• What cyber flashing is, and why you don’t need to just shrug it off and delete them hoping it won’t happen again.
• At least if you are going to be a creep and send a dick pic, make it beautiful and a work of art. We will still report you, but we will appreciate the effort and artistry at the very least.
• The percentage of people who have been flashed in real life is very low, but it is quite scary how often it is to happen online.
• Why men send dick pics and ideas on how they can get their confidence and arousal in some other healthier ways.
• Just because a female may dance or dress sexy, that is HER right and doesn’t mean her inbox is a welcome space for you to do what you want.
• The weird thing is that some men think they have to hear a response back from us, and how it’s not okay the way they turn on us when they don’t.
• Write in and tell us about any unsolicited messages you’ve gotten!

Quote:

• “I think the pandemic came and God was like ‘I think your nether regions need a break’.”
• “I don’t ride for love, I ride for fun. All dicks will be decapitated.”
• “I don’t think you’ve got an alien dick, I’m just saying…”
• “By sending an unsolicited picture, you do think you have the right to show something really invasive.”
• “There is more than the size of the penis that counts.”
• “I find it kind of scary that guys will get horny from anger.”

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