Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.
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Episode 260: The Final Episode
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Yep, you read that right. Say goodbye to Mom Swipes Left. For now. This week, we thank all the people who made these last five years worthwhile.
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Episode 259: Do Vegans Swallow?
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This week, Jen is on a tear about fruits, vegetables, and vegans. A noteworthy Animal News warns of the impending thumbed-dolphin apocalypse, and who knew fish could beat box? Also, movies that seem to bring nothing that bad luck. Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1 and tell us what you think of our big reveal.…
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Episode 258: Don't Jizmo on my Gizmo
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The ladies are back! This week, Carol explains why she helped her elderly mother adopt a cat that will, no doubt, cause a broken hip. Why toddlers are dumber than animals and meet the man who sold his genitals for $1,500. Also, Real Musical Or Not: The Quiz! Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.
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Sorry people, Shit's hit the fan. We'll be back next week, god willing.
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Episode 257: The Telephone Episode
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There's a terrible snowstorm and Jen and Carol are forced to take the show to the phone. This week, what's up with the herpes monkeys of Florida, and why are men so cocky? Also, if a woman fakes an orgasm and no one hears, does it even matter? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.
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Episode 256: Seasonal Defective Disorder
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It's that time of year and the ladies are feeling antsy. This week, a game of "Real Children's Book or Not" sparks some true creativity. Stay tuned. Also, what makes a Vietnamese headache so dangerous and how much shit would you sift through to recover cash? Be sure to contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1!
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Episode 255: A Bitch Slap from Jesus
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Jen and Carol are finally back to ring in the new year! This week, the ladies discuss their annual "Dead List" and move on to newly banned words for 2024. Why are there so many pastas? And why should you give the cold shoulder to that lunch you packed? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1!
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Episode 254: Seth vs. Tits and Ass
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It's a jam packed episode with the official MSL White Trash Holiday Beano card reveal! Be sure to find it on our website. Jen and Carol talk to Seth, the guy they accidentally cock-blocked, and then they attempt a love connection. Also, an 80s quiz that screams "Tits" and "Ass". Call us on our phone at (207) EL-TUNA1.…
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Episode 253: Portrait of an Old Woman on a Cell Phone
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This week, Carol and Joel have a public confession, and Jen's feelings are hurt by Sharon. What makes the ladies so grinchy? And who doesn't laugh at "Spotted Dick"? Also, if you thought some of MSL's games were stupid, wait until you hear the "Superlative Quiz". Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.…
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Episode 252: Legions of Mud Buttons
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A grievance with a fan leaves Jen reeling, and Carol is physically shaken by a fly in the colon. Why don't people play golf the way God intended? And why aren't pantyhose less porous? Also, the ladies play a game guessing the names of animal gangs. Be sure to leave us a message at (207) EL-TUNA1!
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Episode 251: In Defense of Ambrosia
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This week, Jen and Carol are horrified by how their favorite Thanksgiving side dishes are being maligned on social media. Why are mating balls such a bad idea? And why did UPS name their biggest hiring day after a clogged toilet? Also, we play "I like my men/women like I like my..." with traveling fan Clint! Don't miss out on the first 2023 install…
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Episode 250: Laura Ingalls' Rubbin' Spot
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This week the ladies are celebrating their semiquincentennial episode! And what better way to celebrate than talking with Sharon about the pork? Why do nose sores hurt so hard? Also, what's with all the cloacas? Cloacae? Be sure to call us at 207-EL-TUNA1.
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Episode 249: Ass and Gobble
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This week, Jen and Carol fail to add anything important or interesting to the discussion of the Lewiston shooting that happened down the road. Be warned: ass breath may contain peanuts. Also, we are totally in love with Oobah Butler and want him to be our friend. Be sure to give us a call at (207) EL-TUNA1 and give us your what-for.…
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Episode 248: The Measuring Stick of Hot
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This week, Jen has a shitlist about the suckiness of Halloween costumes and Carol makes a declaration. Why does China think it owns all the pandas? And yes, we're not so good at mathy word problems. Also, Jen tries again with spoooooky news. NOTE: This episode was recorded before the mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. Which explains the absence of o…
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Episode 247: Wanna Touch My Beaver?
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Carol piles on with another criticism of Jen's office behavior, and Jen quizzes Carol on the local Pumpkin' Fest. What's up with religious sects' loopholes? And why might your bedroom smell of fish? Plus, a truly tasteless and spoooooooky recap of real life crime. Be sure to call and voice your voice at (207) EL-TUNA1.…
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Episode 246: Raped By Water and Other TikTok Challenges
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Carol's irritated by her work week with Jen despite perfectly reasonable explanations. What's up with the backlash with a middle school teacher just trying to make Health more fun? And buckle up for that old chestnut: That's Amore Quiz! Be sure to leave us a voice mail and maybe you'll hear yourself on the airs. 207-EL-TUNA1…
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Episode 245: The Boss Bitch
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Carol's pissed about reality TV, and Jen doesn't know where her grandmother's vulva went. How old is too old to shit on the floor? Also, why are we not hearing more about the ape and human mating projects? Be sure to find us on all of our socials! We're pretty sure you can figure that out on your own.…
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Carol has a hot tub update, and Jenny learns to love peri-menopause. An EQ/IQ Test between Carol and Joel has expected results. Why is AI so arrogant? And has no one else heard of Boobles?
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Episode 243: The Stretch of Whales and Pee Holes
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It's all about bodies doing what bodies do. Jen has a "three-fer" ingrown hair, and Carol's privates are all swole. What does it take for an animal to explode? And why aren't we using old people as human shields in battle? Also, Jen and Carol start working together again!
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Episode 242: Gilbert Gottfried, 9/11, and Jen's Fatty Pad
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We should probably apologize ahead of time... In this tone deaf episode, Jen and Carol discuss men in hamster wheels, men with enormous tits, and men who take the fatty pad for granted. Also, nothing says "Tribute" like a quiz, and that's how we're celebrating this year's 9/11. Enjoy!
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Episode 241: Better Late Than Never
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This week, Jen experiences a tech issue and Carol says goodbye to a beloved pet. Can the spirit box create memories? And which dead man brought a planeload of passengers to tears? Also, MSL tries the foods you don't want to. Enjoy!
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Episode 240: Revisiting the Soft Head
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It's Carol's birthday and the ladies are talking about goals and the final wish of a dying woman. You'll be entertained by a behind-the-scenes look at how MSL creates those memorable Notable News sing-ins. Also, what Jorge doesn't know about his upcoming vacation can't hurt him...or could it? Be sure to check out Mom Swipes Left!…
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Episode 239: Molars Full of Cement
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It's all but the kitchen sink this week: runny eyes and bee stings; grit in your ham salad; and other words for vaginer. Carol does a digger deepening into the word of Hunter's laptop and crazy Japanese dolls. Also, a Dear Daddy about knowing a porn star. Be sure to check out our website at Mom Swipes Left!…
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Episode 238: Nothing But Fat and Towser
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Jen wonders if suicide is only for high-functioning depressives while Carol laments stains on her mattress. What do manatee group sex events have to do with Lizzo? And what's with these urban legends that are coming true? Be sure to check out the Mom Swipes Left website!
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Episode 237: 2023's Act II
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This week, Jen describes her day as a fart, and Carol wants to kick some teenage ass. After a long wait, we return to Carol's Fucked Up Childhood Memories and learn that bulimics are the fat anorexics. What do Max Headroom and severed but sneakered feet have in common? Also, a medical professional claims that "we may not ALL die in this lifetime."…
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Episode 236: A Spooge and Cassette Classic
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Carol and Jen have some big news and it's not just that they're being sued. Have we overestimated the importance of one's head? And what are we supposed to do with cremation ash clutter? Also, we have a Fan-fuckin-tastic with Mia! Be sure to look for our legal fund plea coming in the near future on momswipesleft.com.…
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Episode 235: Nature's Butler
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What's that smell? Could it possibly be the tang of optimism? Carol has a grievance with Jen about Jorge. Does Jen have capacity in her heart to care? What's up with all the monkey porn? Also, we're talking hobbies and vomit. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 234: Hard Conversations
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Jen and Carol have some news about the future of MSL, so buckle up. Why are cats such annoying pets, and why can't people just stop playing with their own poop? Is it possible to manage stress? Also, you've heard it here first: there appears to be an exotic/domestic pet coup d'état happening, people. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at…
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Episode 233: Beware the Neti Pot
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Carol is back from the left coast, and Jen has a valuable PSA she learned during her absence. Why is Jen trying to contract hiccups? Does the word "Skidmore" make you chuckle? Also, Carol proves her superiority in the world of celebrity conspiracies. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.…
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Episode 232: National Gash Day
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Carol has some good news about her tits, and Jen shows her ignorance on Juneteenth. The ladies have a hypothesis about Cranberry's recent habits, and Carol is pissed that she can catch leprosy from armadillos. When should we celebrate Gash Day? And why are paradoxes so stupid? Carol's on ANOTHER vacation next week, so join us when we're back on Jul…
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Episode 231: All Things Squish
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Carol hates drunk anxiety, and Jen is pissed about smelly new shoes. Also, her washer is filled with black mold. This week, the ladies bushwack through the jungles of disinformation to bring you accurate news (a week late). What kind of superpower does Ken have that he just hasn't realized? Why does Jen have a hole in her spine? Will Carol's love o…
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