If you are a Plaintiff In Court & you prevail- the court mediators job is to convince you to sign a payment settlement agreement_ it is a contract between you & the defendant_ Do not agree to sign one as the Court will not release you from it even though you can prove Breach Of Contract & the defendant is not making payments. --- Send in a voice me…

I miss my one time partner in crime... in the mud & in the ring.... The one & only Queen Kong aka Matilda The Hun.... aka "Queenie" she may be gone but you can still listen to her personality... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Yes- The evil clowns at the Crosnoe Circus love being on Youtube... listen as they tell the police how famous they are.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Yep- The Evil Crosnoe Circus Clowns Linda & John Scream With Glee when they think "They Won" The funny part was knowing they actually lost in Court for falsely accusing David Alexander of Elder Abuse... and now David gets to sue for the false allegations, & loss of residency. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-…

Listen to this reading of the Declaration of "Elder Abuse" allegedly encountered by me as submitted by Circus Clown Linda Crosnoe of the Crosnoe Circus to the Ventura County Courthouse in 2018 Its amazing what people can write on a piece of paper to obtain court hearings! Fortunately I was able to disprove all the fabricated statements & then- sued…

I learned installing a microphone is not just plug n play! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Its Valentines Day 2023... Do What You Love! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clowns Are Amused At The "Stay Away From My Fence" Signs! They Also Despise The Lighting And Cameras! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clowns Linda And Remy Learn They Are Being Sued For Their Fence Destruction Act. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Most Performers love lighting... but The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Hates It... And she especially hates getting caught trying to remove it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Does Her Infamous Fainting Act In Front Of A Judge! (what you don't get to hear or see... is her smiling & flipping me off as she is removed from the court) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Distract With Nonsense Rants. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Its No Secret- "The Wheels Of Justice Turn Slowly" in Most Cases... But... For Some Victims... The Justice System Victimizes The Victim. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Perform For The Neighbors.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

The Crosnoe Circus Clown Linda Loves To Sing "Take Me To Court" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

This is the Crosnoe Circus Clown John Who Destroys Property "Because He Wants To" --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

This is the sound of Clown Crosnoe thinking she "won" in court... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

Do any of you guys know a good urologist in Los Angeles? Because I pee 3-4 times in the middle of the night. Oh. And how cute is Buster? Wanted him to be apart of the podcast. Check out the video version on my YouTube to see his hijinksDoor All Things Comedy

Today Buster is one years old. Approximately 9 months ago I was having dinner with some friends in Miami and a nice lady and her husband approached me with this puppy and that was it. It was love at first sight. Happy Birthday Buster! You’re 1 year old! Here's to many many more.Door All Things Comedy

Yoo brozzz, it's time for a new Random Rants. What do you guys think? Should I get Buster Vaccinated?Door All Things Comedy

Yooo brozzzz today we're discussing chopping Busters balls off, Dana Carvey, and Ear Diseases. It's the latest random rants brooooDoor All Things Comedy

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with Buster. Thank you for all your messages on social media. Get to work tweeting and messaging the studios, brozz. Tell them you want crusty sequels. Plus, I'm talking about vaccines, Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones passing away, and Joe Biden pulling out. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore…

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas about twins, celebrity endorsements, pets, vaccines and Afghanistan. Who wants to be my plus one to see the Rolling Stones, doodzzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreDoor All Things Comedy

I think I should take over Brittney Spears conservatorship. Because if I can run my life, I can certainly run Brittney’s life. Don’t you think guys? Who better to make all her financial decisions than Pauly Shore? If I could do it for me, I can certainly do it for BS. Lets go dooooodzzzz! We miss our Brittney! Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPau…

Yo brozz! I'm all by myself, ranting about my potty mouth, small town Las Vegas, canker sores, UFC and wave pools. Plus, Stephen Baldwin wants to do Bio-Dome 2. Tell MGM / Amazon you want to see the sequel, doodzzzz! Come see me in Texas!! http://bit.ly/PaulyTourDoor All Things Comedy

Yo brozz, I'm ranting by myself from Las Vegas. I'm talking about hot seatbelts, Brazilian butts, night baths and cigarettes. I'm going the see Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan at MGM tonight. Plus, Trump is coming to the McGregor fight. See me and Sandy Danto at Delirious Comedy Club this weekend: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour…

Yo brozz, it's time for another Random Rants. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. I'm talking about my trip to LA, my dog Buster, getting a job as a wax figure, and tipping the bathroom man. Do you guys like my haircut, doodzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreDoor All Things Comedy

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. Just me, you and my feelings! If you can't get laid in Vegas, become an air conditioner repairman. Plus, overdosing on carbs, swinger parties, the prison vibe at my gym, my baby Buster and commemorating Paul Mooney. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore…

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my hotel room in Naples, Florida about breakfast, Donald Trump's Netflix special, America's love of serial killer documentaries, piss medications, basketball, and saving it for a rainy day. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreDoor All Things Comedy

I'm ranting from Vegas about burritos, wearing glasses, getting Donald Trump a Netflix special, the NBA and my new band, Pauly Shore and the Crustys! Plus, Buster is back (big thanks to Off The Leash)! Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreDoor All Things Comedy

Episode 162. Yo brozz, Random Rants is back old school style. I'm ranting about sexy Chayce Beckham on American Idol and moving to Las Vegas. Did you know there's a Whole Foods here? Plus, shout out to The Comedy Store and the comedy greats who have passed away recently (Paul Mooney, Carl Labove). Get on Twitter and tell the studios you want to see…

tracklist 1. Tom Petty & Heartbreakers - Anything That's Rock N' Roll ( 1976 recording) 2. Iggy Pop - No Fun ( Live Cleveland 1977 with David Bowie) 3. The Riddles - It's One Thing To Say (1967 Quill 7") 4. The Perails - Boss Walk (1965 Lynn's Productions / Folkways ) 5. Jools Holland & His Rhythm & Blues Orchestra feat Jamiroquai - 'I'm In The Moo…

Tracklist ( Visit LilMike.Me for more info ) The Jesus & Mary Chain April Skies (1987) Vapors - Spring Collection (1980) Cheap Trick - Spring Break (1983 Movie Soundtrack) Small Faces - The Feeling of Spring (Olympic Studios Outtake 1968) Dusty Springfield - Ain't No Sun Since You Been Gone (1968) 16:40 Lil Mike DJ announcement begins 18:00 Cool Hi…

Tracklist Highlights 1. No Time Like The Right Time by Blues Project 2. Why? by The Byrds 3. Purple Haze Latin Mash by Jimi Hendrix 4. Know How (McSleazy Mash Up) by Young MC 5. Tame by Pixies 6. Zony Mash by The Meters 7. You Got To Fight by Clarence Reid 8. Koto Mata by Tali Bong 9. Family Affair by Veit Marvos Red Point Orchestra 10. Hurricane S…

In this episode I ramble on about many different things but it’s all mainly nonsense.

It's been rough- 2020 can not end soon enough.... Cheers to 2021 - may it be a better year! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/m-s-r-u-b-y-t-u-e-s-d-a-y/message

In this episode I basically ramble on about many things but mainly my dogs. Enjoy!

Episode 161. Ho ho ho, brozzzz. It's the last episode of 2020. I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and special guest Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio. The vaccine is really here, you guys! I met a puppy in Miami and adopted him. Meet Buster Shore! Plus, we're talking New Years Resolutions. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore…

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. The vaccine is here and William Shakespeare was one of the first patients! All the simple things in life we took for granted got taken by the pandemic. The shutdowns are rough, brozz. Plus, how to approach famous people and getting attention. Meet Barry. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPauly…

Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about social distancing at comedy clubs (I'm in Miami tonight, Friday and Saturday: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour). Plus, the homeless situation and being compassionate. Who do you think about during the holidays? Let go of your grudges and try reaching out. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.…

Yo brozz, I'm back in Las Vegas with the crusty crew, including some new faces. We talk about the election and our new president-elect, Joe Biden. Have a small Thanksgiving because of COVID, doodzz. Stay safe for the holidays. Plus, I'm back on the road. See me in Salt Lake City and Miami. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore…

Episode 157. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from All Things Comedy studio in LA with writer, producer and director Mike Binder. He directed "The Comedy Store" on Showtime. We talk about filming the documentary, new comics he met during the process and his memories of performing there. Thanks to Helix Sleep for sponsoring this week's episode. Go to http://he…

Episode 156. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from All Things Comedy studio with the great Bill Burr (yes, it's really him) and Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio. We talk about him watching me on MTV back in the day and recently hosting Saturday Night Live. Plus, pushing the envelope, Boston comedy and The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime. Watch on Y…

Episode 155. Yo brozz, I'm in LA at All Things Comedy studio, ranting with Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio and my friend, comedian Jeff Ross. We talk about roasting, his Roast Master General title and Bumping Mics with David Attell. Plus, The Comedy Store documentary and celebrity friend stories. I invite Jeff to Bali for the holidays. What's his …

Episode 154. Yo brozz, I'm back in LA ranting from All Things Comedy studio with Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio, comedian Annie Lederman and Randy the dog. We talk about her career being on the up, dick pics, performing yet during COVID and The Comedy Store. Check out "The Comedy Store" documentary on Showtime. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: ht…

Ugh... the theme for Halloween 2020 "No Treats For Anyone" This year Halloween will be under a "Blue Full Moon" & landing on a Saturday after 2 decades... No clubs open for dancing... due to the "Stay At Home" orders still in effect... & to add insult to injury- we are FORCED to turn our clocks back an hour... in spite of "Daylight Savings" being v…

Episode 153. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about Bok Choy's crusty Uber rides and performing in Dallas. Plus, my obsession with Asians and thinking about retirement. I also tell you about Showtime's "The Comedy Store" documentary (Sundays at 10pmET/PT) and my plans in Los Angeles. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/sub…

Episode 152. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with myself, Pauly Shore. I talk to myself about moving to Vegas, The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, and getting out the vote. Plus, I have a special guest, Graziela Capuano (@godsbabyprincess). We are the world, dooodzzz. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore…

Ironically it is World Mental Health Day & I was Just Thinking- I NEED To Get Out & Have Some Fun To Remain Mentally Sane! My Mom Has Passed.... Coronavirus Is Still Forcing Everyone To Alter Their Way Of Living... YouTube Is Censoring My Bikini Videos... Oh & Halloween Is Coming.... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s…