Stanged & Deranged

The Jimmy James Show A-Z

Sister, 4you, Everybody's a little bit strange, some people are even deranged but what happens when you get a mixture of both all in one place? Well the answer is well, click the button and find out.happy-birthday to you, how old are you, never mind your is old as the Bible, do you need a side table, 2 put on your shopping list, sis, yes Janelle, I'm talkin to you, what did you think I would just say happy b-day & that would be it?, well today you're 40 something,I don't know old as dirt, but don't worry you still look pretty good,I would say good as a average, Library,In, the rest of this will be forsaken,like your husband looking like a pound of bacon, you know you like to get your hands in there and eat&eat that meat,I know I'm being a little harsh, but consider it payback for 30 years of growing up calling me a ballerina girl,it's only fair that I come back with something of the same Flair, Handle With Care, flaring up goes your stomach, is that size 8 just not working,I figured I would get some of this out of the way you know like you did with your fam,lay, you know I'm just kidding in some sick way, all in all you're my second favorite sister, I would call you my first, but I would have to see you first, LOL, that stands for laughing out loud you ancient statue of a normal average everyday person, okay I'm done cursing, you out, remember the time you guys broke my left arm and laughed at me because I was in pain, or you put my head through the window, pain, insane, maintain, it'll all be okay, because at the end of the day you are who you are, & no matter how far I take little rhyme, you always have the time to pick up the phone and how is everybodys day, no wait thats somebody else sorry, I thought I was talking about somebody who new my number, okay okay I promise this is the last low, blow, that I will do, JoBo, happy birthday to you I hope you have a special day, I know your getting old and gray, & come next may, we may have to start picking out your coffin, I noticed you were coughing,it didn't sound too good, well might as well get ahead of the end, I know the beginning of this was crap, so let me tell you straight up how this have should of been wrapped, like a birthday gift, I send to my sis, tur, but it's not worth it, we're just rotating around the same Earth bit, if you think about it you're really not a year older, because the Earth has to rotate around the sun one time for it to count all those Sunshines, & in reality you never land in the same place twice, that is in outer space if you are not keeping up, with this pace, so sister let me tell you, no matter how old you are, you'll always be one of those bright and shining stars, you are special to me in so many ways, it's hard to express in any universe, Multiverse, because I need to multi verse all this just to get the message into this, I know this started sounding good, but it's your birthday and you should feel good, so I leave you with a, not a trauma of a day just a ordinary have a great day,in your kind of way, amazing way, it's your special day, even though I just tried to tell everybody that there's no such thing as a Earth, Day, in a way I'm right, we never land in the same place twice, so before I start to get Dimension, and start saying things again, this was all for my sister, Janelle,thats what two r's like a pirate when he's thinking about a treasure map, so Janelle like a pirate, Mapping through the sea at night, you'll always be a shining star, shining so bright, no matter that you're turning 68 tonight, and with that being said I leave you with this last piece of bread, no not something you eat, something you here, calm down you'll get your cake soon, but for fucksake please come save me, that's my birthday wish for next year if I'm still saying on a podcast, Janelle, I rather go to hell, then to sit in this small room of a shell, dealing with them to putting me through, my anxiety ups and downs, ➕ more, https://castbox.fm/va/4708097 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thejimmyjamesshowa-z/message