Touring The Bensonhurst War Room

THE HONEYMOONERS WELCOMES RAT SKATES

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“Now to the untrained eye, this room is nothin’ but an ordinary Brooklyn apartment loaded with modern conveniences.”

But THAT'S what it's NOT. THIS is an advanced strategic command center. This is our war room…”

“That ice box supplies the mess hall. Pigs knuckles and sauerkraut.”

“The stove? That’s no stove. It’s an atomic snowflake melter. It’s so efficient it broke the all-time-low gas bill, set by the Collier brothers in 1931.”

“And after a glorious day of front line advancement, the troops can take a bath in the sink.”

“The fire escape: that’s our lookout center; powered by the legendary Dumont Electronicam TV Film System.”

“This here is not an ordinary tablecloth left over from the Raccoon picnic, but a mathematical grid for plotting troop positions, conceived by Mrs. Manicotti while cooking Sunday faccumara sauce.”

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