Carne: The Taco Maker

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Carne: The Taco Maker (2013)

The 2013 film “Carne: The Taco Maker” is the story of Don Taco and the delicious tacos he makes. Don Taco sells his delicious tacos via street cart on the streets of Beverly Hills, California. It's a bit of a local institution, and while everyone loves his delicious tacos, it’s said that the taste varies from person to person. That joke will pay off later, I promise.

Except for the occasional heckler who accuses him of serving up Beverly Hills Chiuwua, no one bothers to question where the delicious taco meat comes from because that’s kind of a weird thing to do. Except for the local health inspector, whose job is to do that, he only questions it when the answer is a bribe.
But as it turns out, they should be questioning “Where’s the beef” is because that’s not beef. It’s something sinister. It’s people! Soylent Tacos are made of people!!!

Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!

Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer Shark Cheerleaders 2: Electric Boogaloo

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