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Lost on Route 66: The Disappearance of Diana Hayes 6:47

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Was she the victim of foul play, an accident, or did she choose to disappear? In this episode of The Vanished, we retrace Diana’s last known movements, strange witness accounts, and the lingering mystery that has never been solved or.. was never meant to be solved.

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You may be asking yourself, "Why on earth did you decide to play Riders Republic of all the thousands of games you own?" The answer is simple: I love Downhill Domination and I'm always looking for games that scratch that itch; first there was Descenders and now there's Riders Republic. Let's not kid ourselves here, Riders Republic is no Downhill Domination, but it does scratch that itch--the mountain biking events specifically--and sometimes a bit of scratching is good enough, even if the itch comes back immediately after stopping. If only Sony would remake Downhill Domination and turn me back into the PlayStation fanboy I once was...

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It's No Downhill Domination, but It's a Fine Substitute | Attacking the Backlog with Riders Republic

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Batman: Arkham Origins Is Secretly the Second Best Arkham Game | Attack the Backlog

4 dagen geleden

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I thought I played Batman: Arkham Origins when it originally came out. I was wrong. When I booted up the game on my Xbox 360, all I had was a 5% completed save file from 11 years ago to the day, so what I thought was going to be another Second Run was actually an Attack the Backlog. I don't know if it's because it was all new to me or if it's just a better game (or maybe a little of both), but I had a significantly better time with Arkham Origins than I did with Arkham City. Arkham Origins takes what Arkham City did and simplifies and focuses it, delivering an overall more satisfying experience for someone like me who isn't a Batman super fan. It may not reach the heights of Arkham Asylum, but it's a worthy addition to the Arkham saga and should be treated on an equal footing with the Rocksteady-developed Arkham games.…

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Batman: Arkham City Is More Arkham, Not Better Arkham | Second Runs

11 dagen geleden

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I always preferred Batman: Arkham Asylum to Batman: Arkham City, but the gap this time was much larger and I have to assume it's at least partially due to the time gap between playthroughs being so small this time around; I just think playing these games back to back does Arkham City no favors. That said, and regardless of how time affected my feelings, I still think Arkham City is a worse game in almost every way, going for quantity over quality (except when it comes to the main storyline, which is actually shorter than Arkham Asylum's). It is by no means bad, man, but unlike its older brother, it's no "greatest game of all time" contender.…

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Batman: Arkham Asylum Is Still One of the Greatest Games of All Time | Second Runs

18 dagen geleden

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It's been a while since I've replayed a game, since I put out an episode of Second Runs, but when I decided it was finally time to play Batman: Arkham Knight, I knew what needed to be done first: replay every Arkham game that came before (and play the ones I never played for the first time). That brings us here, with me revisiting Batman: Arkham Asylum for not the second time, but the third time--which I only learned after booting up the remastered version and seeing a 72% completion save in front of me. Long story short: Arkham Asylum is not only a great Batman game, but one of the greatest games of all time, and if you want the long story long, check out this episode and enjoy.…

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Hood: Outlaws & Legends Is Like Most Robin Hood Movies: Destined to be Forgotten | The Last Call

25 dagen geleden

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Welcome, everyone, to a brand new show: The Last Call. (I technically called it Attack the Backlog because I recorded this episode before coming up with the new name, but every episode forward will be correctly branded). What is The Last Call? It's really quite simple: The Last Call is a show all about games that have received their final papers, their death sentence, the final nail in the coffin, however you want to phrase it, and are not long for this world; this can be due to being delisted, having their servers shut down, or any other finality in between. This inaugural episode is all about Hood: Outlaws & Legends, a PvPvE heist game that feels more like a mode in a full game than a full game on its own. The real question, though, is will Hood: Outlaws & Legends be remembered for everything it did, or forgotten for everything it didn't.…

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Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Just Keeps Going and Going and Going | Part 02 | Attack the Backlog

5 weeks geleden

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Star Wars Jedi: Survivor was good...until it wasn't. That's not entirely true. It never got bad, per se, it just went on and on for way too long, wearing out its welcome multiple times over. The real kicker, though--the thing that made me go from liking Survivor to (kind of) hating it--is the story--one specific aspect in particular. I won't spoil anything in this text description, but the same can't be said about this episode, so if you don't want to be spoiled, avoid this until you've played the game yourself. All I'll say is, when one character turned out to be bad, I wasn't surprised; however, when something else happened, you better believe I was surprised (and not in a good way).…

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Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Is Mostly the Same and That's Okay | Part 01 | Attack the Backlog

6 weeks geleden

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Thanks in large part to my Star Wars rewatch journey of 2025, but also because I overall enjoyed my time with Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, I returned to Cal Kestis and his adventures in Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. While a lot of things are the same, there are key differences that make Survivor feel like its own game, including much larger and open areas, fast travel (thank god), and a better and more interesting cast of characters, as well as just a fleshing out the characters we met in Fallen Order. We'll see if Survivor manages to top Fallen Order when all is said and done, but, for now, so far so good.…

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It Always Felt Wrong and Never Right, So I Just Beat It | Hi-Fi Rush - Part 02

8 weeks geleden

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Surprising no one, my opinion of Hi-Fi Rush didn't change since the last episode; if anything, it got worse. I still think it's a very pretty game, but at no point did I enjoy playing it. The worst part, though, is how disappointing the soundtrack is; in a game all about integrating music and gameplay, more is rightfully expected and Tango Gameworks failed to deliver and great and memorable soundtrack, forever keeping Hi-Fi Rush in a meadow of mediocrity.…

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Chai Must Have Too Much Junk in His Trunk With How Heavy He Jumps | Hi-Fi Rush - Part 01

9 weeks geleden

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Hi-Fi Rush is soooo pretty. Everything about it from an artistic standpoint is some of the best I've seen in a video game in years. That's why it pains me to say the rest of the game disappoints; from the music selection to the gameplay and everything in between, everything else in Hi-Fi Rush fails to reach the same heights as the art and animation. Things could change since I'm only halfway through, but I'm not expecting much despite hoping for the opposite.…

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Force Powers Are Cool, but Double Jumps Are Cooler | Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order - Part 02

11 weeks geleden

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I am happy to report that Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order gets better and better as it goes on, from eventually adding a double jump to introducing some of the coolest set pieces I've played in years. While Fallen Order may be rough around the edges--though not as rough as this episode or last--the core is as strong as any Force user and I couldn't be more excited to play Survivor in hopes it only builds from here--spoilers: I won't be waiting long to see if it does.…

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The Force Is Kinda Strong With This One | Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order - Part 01

12 weeks geleden

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This episode is a bit rough around the edges as the new format for Attack the Backlog is just around the corner (after all the Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order and Hi-Fi Rush episodes are out), but even so, it's still a solid time. Having played six hours of Fallen Order so far, I find myself enjoying the game, but not without issue. It feels good, looks good, and runs good enough, but the story so far is not quite there and some of the enemies are more annoying than challenging, but we're still early on in the game, so here's to hoping it only gets better from here and goes from "kinda strong" to simply..."strong."…

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EDF With Dinosaurs This Is Not | Attacking the Backlog with Exoprimal

14 weeks geleden

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This one is 100% my fault. If I paid any attention, I would have known what kind of game Exoprimal was--a team-based action game about completing the same objectives over and over again until you get so good you can do them in your sleep--but I didn't pay attention; instead, I let myself become disappointed by the game not meeting my uninformed expectations, so that's on me. That said, even after I accepted what the game is, it still failed to grab me in a way that kept me wanting to see more, a "more" people say exists, but I'll never know since I got more than my fix after hitting hour six.…

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It's Not You, It's Me | Attacking the Backlog with Spider-Man: Miles Morales - Part 02

16 weeks geleden

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It's not entirely me, but my overall meh-ness on Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales is partially due to my being burnt out on Spider-Man games. It doesn't help that Miles Morales is just another Spider-Man game, for better and worse, but I can't deny my blame in this outcome. While I was genuinely excited to play Miles Morales, it's clear my heart was trying to trick my brain into thinking things would be different this time--they weren't--so when I realized Miles Morales was just morales of the same, it was game over. It's not (all) you, Miles Morales, it's (mostly) me.…

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It's Just Another Spider-Man Game... | Attacking the Backlog with Spider-Man: Miles Morales

17 weeks geleden

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I was excited to finally play Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales as I was deep into my MCU (and live-action Spider-Man) rewatch, but that excitement quickly disappeared as I remembered exactly why I liked but didn't love Marvel's Spider-Man: it was just another Spider-Man game. This shouldn't come as a surprise, but Miles Morales is yet another Spider-Man game, for better or worse. There's nothing wrong with this, but it's clear at this point I'm just not much of a Spider-Man game fan anymore. Maybe one day I'll see the light again, but one thing's for sure, Miles Morales will not be the game to do it.…

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It's No Downhill Domination, but It's a Fine Substitute | Attacking the Backlog with Riders Republic

19 weeks geleden

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I'm Happy to Have Nomore Golf Story to Play | Attacking the Backlog with Golf Story, Part 03

21 weeks geleden

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The hell of my own making is finally over. After seven longs nights of streaming and over twenty hours of playing, my story with golf has ended and I can finally move on with my life. I don't say this lightly, but I genuinely believe like I wasted my time playing this game; not in the playing it all part, but in the playing it to completion when I should have said "no more" way sooner. If I can take away anything positive from this bit of backlogging, it should be this: Attack the Backlog is about attacking my backlog, not finishing it, so when a game isn't clicking, move on. Will I follow this advice in the future, or keep on keeping on? Only time will tell, but all signs point to my dumb ass keeping on like I always do.…

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Can I Get a Mulligan, Please? | Attacking the Backlog with Golf Story, Part 02

22 weeks geleden

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Things have taken a turn for the worse. While I was indifferent last episode, I am indifferent no more. I hate this game. I hate everything about it--okay, that's a bit of a stretch, but I really don't like a lot of it. What I thought was going to be a pleasant surprise is instead and wave of sand in my eyes (from hitting a lot of balls out of the bunker). Both the golfing and the story disappoint and boy oh boy is there a lot of the latter and not enough of the former, but who's really to blame? Is it my fault for expecting a more even split, or is it the developer's fault for making the game the way it is? You can come to your own conclusions, but I'll split the blame and call it a day...except this isn't the end of my journey; nay, there's still one more episode until we can say, "Golf Story...good day!"…

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There's a Whole Lotta Story in Golf Story | Attacking the Backlog with Golf Story, Part 01

23 weeks geleden

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I didn't know what to play after Kena: Bridge of Spirits. I perused the various short lists I created and, when I got to my Switch, one game popped out at me: Golf Story. I had always been interested in Golf Story ever since it first came out to overall glowing reviews, but me and the Switch haven't had the best relationship, so, like many Switch games, I never got around to playing it. Fast-forward to now and things have finally changed. It shouldn't be a surprise, but there is a lot of story in Golf Story and the quality of that story is a, "Your mileage will vary," affair, but there's golf to be played as well and, if you want to know how I feel about either or both (so far), you best listen to this here first episode in my playthrough of Golf Story for the Nintendo Switch.…

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Kena: Bridge of Spirits: Part 02 - A Rough Finish, But Still Great in the End | Attack the Backlog

25 weeks geleden

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Things got a little rocky at the end. An annoying boss followed by another annoying boss almost soured the whole experience. Thankfully, the good of Kena greatly outweighs what little bad is there, so not much love was lost. There are things to nitpick and little ways they could have improved this or that, but what's there is a solid experience that doesn't overstay its welcome and leaves me excited to see what Ember Lab does next. If you want a fun adventure with a well-told story and beautiful art, you'll get that and more with Kena: Bridge of Spirits.…

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Kena: Bridge of Spirits: Part 01 - Off to a Great Start | Attack the Backlog

26 weeks geleden

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Kena: Bridge if Spirits is a game I've been wanting to play ever since it was announced. I was so excited for it, I bought it on PlayStation 4. But as we all know, there is only so much time and we can only play one game at a time, so Kena ended up where 99% of my games end up: the backlog. Then, when I had the time and had the desire, a curveball appeared: Kena was announced for Xbox. "What?" I somehow got it into my head that Kena was a console exclusive. I was wrong. So with this news I waited, waited for the Xbox release to finally arrive and, well, here we are; was it worth the wait? Watch or listen to find out. (It's not like the title gives the answer away or anything...)…

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Destiny 2 - A Terrible Experience for New Players | Attack the Backlog

28 weeks geleden

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The title says it all. While Destiny 2 may have been a great game at launch and may still be great for those who went along for the ride these last seven years, it is not great for new players. If you're coming to Destiny 2 fresh--or in my case, after not playing for somewhere between six and seven years--you will be met with the same opening tutorial that was there from day one, but everything after that is a confusing mess of, "What should I do next? What's that thing there? What are all these menus?" and so on. There may be worse examples out there, but Destiny 2 is easily one of the worst games at onboarding new players I've played in years, maybe ever.…

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Disney Speedstorm - Welcome to Disney's Newest Attraction: Microtransactionland | Attack the Backlog

30 weeks geleden

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"Oh how I wish this was a 'regular' game," Marc said, enjoying their time in Disney Speedstorm. "Why did this have to be one of the most free-to-play games I've ever played?" 'Tis a tale as old as time. The tale of a game getting in its own way by forcing a bunch of nonsense down your throat when all you want to do is pay once--excluding future DLC, of course--and play forever (or until you get bored and want something new to play). If Disney Speedstorm was such a game, I'd wholeheartedly recommend it; however, as it is, I can only say give it a shot, I guess, since it's free (and actually really good when you're playing), but just know you won't be able to avoid the excessive free-to-play trappings that make up the skeleton, muscles, and skin of Disney Speedstorm.…

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THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: Remake - Some Things Are Better Off Dead | Attack the Backlog

32 weeks geleden

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This whole week has been a painful blur, starting with a scary injury I'm still recovering from--a scary injury that could have been much worse--and ending with this episode of Attack the Backlog about THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: Remake. In some ways I feel lucky for picking this game before the injury happened because it was easy and short enough to still manage an episode in my compromised state, but, at the same time, that means I had to play THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD: Remake. You can probably already tell how I feel about the game, but if you really want to know, I guess you'll have to check out the show.…

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LEGO 2K Drive: Part 02 - Thank God I Only Had 2 Hours Left and Not 2K | Attack the Backlog

34 weeks geleden

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Well, I thought I had more time left than was actually the case. With only an hour and a half left to complete the story, I couldn't just stand and say that was enough for the final episode of this backlog attack. Being the considerate person I am, I went ahead and spent an additional hour and a half going after collectibles and completing every side race and side quest I found during my exploration. It was miserable. You're welcome.…

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LEGO 2K Drive: Part 01 - These Bricks Are Making Me Thirsty | Attack the Backlog

35 weeks geleden

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Nothing like a random Seinfeld reference to start off a new Attack the Backlog series. As evident by the title, this new series is all about LEGO 2K Drive--aka LEGO Forza Horizon (even though there are LEGO expansions for Forza Horizon so it's kind of already been done, but also not, but also yes, and now I've gone cross-eyed, to make another random reference). I could keep fooling around, but I know you're all dying to find out what I think of LEGO 2K Drive, so without further ado...…

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System Shock: Part 04 - In the End It Was Still Great, but Not GREAT Great | Attack the Backlog

37 weeks geleden

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I made a bit of a mistake committing to make this week's episode the last episode, "forcing" myself to play the game for almost 13 hours. This led to pushing through frustrating times when a break would have been welcome and a need of crunching when it came to recording, editing, and posting this here episode. Did this commitment completely ruin my experience? Not at all; however, I do think it soured it a bit more than it would have been normally. That said, in spite of some bloat, poor boss fights, a bad ending, and a few console-related issues, I still had a great time with System Shock; it just ended up as more of an 8 great than a 9 great.…

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System Shock: Part 03 - Don't Push the Button, Except When You Must Push Button | Attack the Backlog

38 weeks geleden

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You know that feeling when you push a button and accidentally kill millions of people on Earth, so you don't push the button until you know you won't accidentally kill millions of people on Earth and then you forget about the button you didn't push but can push now if only you remembered the button was there just waiting to be pushed? You know, a regular Saturday night... That's this week's episode in a nutshell. There's also a giant spider mech, super boots, and skulls in diving suit helmets, but who's counting, eh...…

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System Shock: Part 02 - Even When Roombas Attack, I Love It and That's a Fact | Attack the Backlog

39 weeks geleden

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Unlike The Ascent, there were no 180s this week with System Shock; I'm still loving the game. Sure, it's not perfect--Cyberspace continues to frustrate and annoy, and combat in general hasn't changed all that much--but the story, world-building, and general sense of discovery and tension are all excellent, keeping me invested and engaged in this world I'm bummed to leave when I have to eat or sleep. You know it's a good sign when you want to keep playing when you call it a night.…

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System Shock: Part 01 - This May Come as a Shock, but I'm Loving This Game | Attack the Backlog

40 weeks geleden

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It's been a long time coming, but I've finally started my adventure in the world of System Shock, a game I've been wanting to play ever since I played (and adored) BioShock--yes, I know System Shock 2 is the one most mention when talking about BioShock, but how could I play 2 before 1? As the title gives away, I'm currently loving my time with System Shock and can't wait to play more; and if you want to play along, this episode covers only the Medical Bay--which likely won't take you anywhere near as long as me to get through--so if that sounds like fun, feel free to pile up in the backseat for the ride.…

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The Ascent: Part 02 - Descending Into Madness | Attack the Backlog

42 weeks geleden

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Our journey with the The Ascent continues (and ends) this week with disappointment. The issues that showed their face at the end of last week were all over the place this week, with difficulty spikes galore and a story that continued to bore. What used to be mostly fun was frustrating and irritating to the bum. Butt it's okay because it's all over now; though, I can't help but feel a little sad--can't you tell from my frown? Weird rhyming aside, if you want to know my exact thoughts and specifics (and why I'd no longer recommend checking out The Ascent), give the episode a watch or listen.…

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The Ascent: Part 01 - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly That Is Megarachnoid | Attack the Backlog

43 weeks geleden

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We are back with a new game and a new episode of Attack the Backlog. Continuing with the new format, the game this week is The Ascent, an action-RPG twin-stick shooter set in a cyberpunk world full of characters named Poone and plenty of enemies to shoot. While you can play the game with a buddy, I've been playing the game solo and am currently in a bit of a love/hate relationship with it. "Why?" you ask. Well, I could tell you, but where would the fun be in that; I guess you'll just have to watch or listen to find out...…

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Ghost Recon Wildlands: Part 04 - It’s the End of the Game (And I Feel Fine) | Attack the Backlog

45 weeks geleden

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My time with Ghost Recon Wildlands has finally come to an end. While I originally wasn't sure if I was even going to keep playing the game after week one, I ended up completing the game 100%--not including the DLC--and I must say...it didn't really get any better; I just got more and more used to its repetitions and said repetitions ended up being quite therapeutic during a time when such an experience was exactly what I needed, so thank you Wildlands. Thank you for being the boring, repetitive, whatever game you are.…

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Ghost Recon Wildlands: Part 03 - A World So Big It'll Make You Sick | Attack the Backlog

46 weeks geleden

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My journey of doing the same thing over and over and over again with no end in sight continues with part three of Attack the Backlog, Ghost Recon Wildlands edition. Despite some not-so-fun family-related surprises, I was about to make a decent amount of progress this week and can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Not much has changed, game-wise, but that became a good thing as Wildlands ended up being just the right kind of game to distract me as my dad was recovering from a blood clot in the hospital, so for that, fine game, I shall forever be grateful, even if you're not actually all that great of a game.…

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Ghost Recon Wildlands: Part 02 - There's No News Like Nothing New | Attack the Backlog

47 weeks geleden

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My journey taking on drug cartels as part of an elite special forces group in the beautiful country of Bolivia continues with part two of Attack the Backlog, Ghost Recon Wildlands edition. While I wasn't able to play as much as I would have liked since the last episode, I still got in some additional time with the game and, so far, it's all been business as usual, for better or worse. The real question now is, will next week be the last week, or will I see the light and be in for the long haul, one cartel boss at a time?…

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Ghost Recon Wildlands: Part 01 - YOLO, So Best Not Play SOLO | Attack the Backlog

48 weeks geleden

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This episode sees the return of Attack the Backlog, now in its new (and improved?) form. What was once more of a review(ish) show is now more of a Game Club(ish) show, moving from biweekly to weekly, where you can choose to play along with me, or just go along for the ride next to me, figuratively speaking, of course. But don't get too down because the old Attack the Backlog format will still exist once my time with a game is done--whether I finish it or decide I'm finished with it--as a cap to my journey with whatever game I'm playing at the time, so if all you want to hear are my final thoughts, you'll still have that option. That said, this here episode is all about my initial return to Ghost Recon Wildlands and how I maybe shot myself in the foot with this one, but I'll let the episode do the talking for me.…

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Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion - A Decent Diversion and Nothing More | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, a Zelda-like ala A Link to the Past, where you play as little Turnip Boy, not to be confused with Little Lion Man, who’s not as brave as he was at the start. After getting evicted by Mayor Onion for not paying your taxes, you must complete a handful of trash tasks for the layered mayor in order to get back your home, wouldn’t you know. These tasks include acquiring a fork, a laser pointer, and some green goop that may or may not lead to green poop. Along your journey you will meet a vast cast of quirky characters, a plethora of gamer-based humor, and more than your fair share of receipts and documents to tear. Sound like fun? Keep watching or listening to find out.…

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Virginia - No. No, no, no, no, no. No. | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Virginia, a game that really wants to be a movie instead of a game and suffers for it, becoming one of the worst "games" I've ever "played," featuring a lot of walking and a whole lot of, "pressing 'A' to pay respects." The score may be great and it doesn't look too bad either, but when the act of "playing" it is so underwhelming, nothing can save it from becoming the latest game I hate, surprising no one, least of all my mates.…

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Armed and Dangerous - Only a Few Laughs and Little More Than That | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Armed and Dangerous, a game that’s been sitting on my hard drive for years now, mocking me every time I look at my Xbox library with its top placement upon my alphabetically-ordered collection of download games, saying nothing short of, “Looks like someone’s still too scared to get a little dangerous.” Well, Armed and Dangerous…I’ll show you who’s dangerous. Anyway, this: is Armed and Dangerous.…

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My Gaming New Year's Resolution(s) for 2024 | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about...nothing in particular. That's right, this is not your traditional episode. Instead of talking about a single game like Marc usually does, they decide to get a little personal and apologize for a 2023 of so-so content--which they're sure you'll say they don't need to apologize for--before talking about what they hope for and plan to do in the year that is 2024, including a short list of games they'd love to play, as well as potential new shows/videos they'd love to make . 2023 has been a rough year for many, but here's to a 2024 of hope, optimism, pizza boxes galore, and so much more. Thank you all so very very much for sticking with me (Marc) this year, I hope you've managed to still enjoy the majority of content, and I hope I'm able to continue making stuff you enjoy next year and beyond. (Bear) hugs and (Hersey) kisses for all. 🐻🍫…

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Goat Simulator - It's Kinda Baaaaaaaaaad | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Goat Simulator, a game where you simulate being a goat by licking everything you can see, headbutting everyone until they pee, and wrecking general chaos with a face full of glee, even though you’d much rather be playing General Chaos for Genesis...or maybe that’s just me.…

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Heaven Dust - All It Is Is Dust in the Wind | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Heaven Dust, a game that takes inspiration to a whole new level, copying Resident Evil to a T…virus, from the key art to the gameplay to the structure to the story to the window…to the wall, ‘til blood drip down them walls, all these zombies crawl, y’all shoot shoot shoot shoot them in the head, y’all shoot shoot shoot shoot they dead . Or something like that...…

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The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan - More Like The Man of Mundanity... | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan, a game where you play as a bunch of rich kids trying to find buried treasure because, despite being rich, they’re not rich enough to pay for all the plastic surgery it would take to make Julie go from hideous monster to the madame of meDAMN girl, you fine. But then some dumb pirates, a boring ghost ship, and a thirsty grandma ghost show up to ruin all the fun. Not comedy, nor horror, ensues, or pursues.…

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Paratopic - I Don't Know What I Played, But My God, I Think I Liked It | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Paratopic, a game I can't quite explain, where jump cuts are plentiful as you play; a game you could finish in just one day, in just one sitting, in fact, I say; a game I recommend despite my haze, for fans of David Lynch, Twin Peaks, and his crazy ways; a game I played, that you can play, so I say, not tomorrow, but today; if I were to give it a grade, I'd quote the Fonz, and give it an aaaaay.…

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Terminator: Resistance - A Good Terminator Game...Who'd Have Thunk It? | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Terminator: Resistance--aka, Terminator: Resources--the game where you pick up everything you can see because, "Oooo, look, so shiny," and are marked for termination because you never learned that sharing is caring. You also shoot the occasional robot and have awkward sex, but the majority of the game is collecting all the shit you can find so you can craft goods and earn currency for buying goods–goods like ammo, health packs, and explosives–goods you’ll realize once you’ve reached the final mission that you’ve collected way more of than you’ll ever need because just because you could, didn’t mean you should...…

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The Walking Zombie 2 - Sometimes Good Enough Is... Good Enough | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about The Walking Zombie 2, a first-person shooter where you go on short missions to kill all the zombies, or missions to collect goods and kill all the zombies, or missions to find buried treasure and kill all the zombies, or missions to defend your home base and kill all zombies, or even missions to rescue kidnapped survivors and kill all the zombies (or sometimes all the bandits), and so on and so forth. It may sound repetitive (because it is), but thanks to missions taking only a few minutes on average and close to, but just shy of ten at max, the loop is a satisfying one and perfect for when you want something to play when listening to a podcast or watching a movie/show.…

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Hyper Gunsport - When Xbox Surprises Go Wrong | Attack the Backlog

1 year geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Hyper Gunsport, a cyberpunk volleyball game where hands are replaced with guns (not literally) and enjoyment is replaced with the opposite of fun (yes literally). Despite some nice visuals and an alright idea, Hyper Gunsport doesn't live up to its potential thanks to poor controls and a general lack of excitement that left me feeling zero desire to keep playing after completing one run on the circuit. I'm not saying it's a terrible game, but it could have been better and that's what makes it so disappointing. Speaking of disappointing...…

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Bowser's Fury - I'm Not Furyous, I'm Just Disappointed | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Bowser's Fury, the additional content included with the Switch port of Super Mario 3D World, where Mario gets his very own harem of pussy(cats) while also getting his Powers Rangers in super-sized battles against kaiju Bowser in extra large Cat Mario form, all of it set in a moderately-sized open world as opposed to being level-based like your more traditional Mario game. I should have realized this sooner, but with Bowser's Fury, I finally realized something I should have realized long ago: I'm just not that into open-world Mario games.…

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Police Chase - It's...It's...It's Not Good. (Imagine That!) | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Police Chase, a game where you play as the police and chase NO ONE until the last few missions, where you’re stuck chasing super cars in your stupid and slow police van because no one told you you could walk out of your car and into a different, shiny, fast one, except maybe they did and you just weren’t paying attention due to being distracted by all the terrible voice acting, including a waitress who loves singing country music and saying, “Imagine that!” ...Imagine that...IMAGINE IT, DAMMIT!…

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The Crew 2 - If I'm Playing It Wrong, I Don't Wanna Play Right | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about The Crew 2, a game where you can drive, fly, or boat yourself through an incredibly truncated and disproportionate version of the United States, all in the pursuit of completing numerous events that fill the map with more icons than anyone could ever hope to complete because when you say icon, I say, “Icon’t.” And to that point, I love The Crew 2, but not for the reason you might and probably expect, so if you want to know what makes The Crew 2 special for me, give this episode a listen and you may just find a reason to make The Crew 2 special to you, too. Spoilers: it has nothing to do with the band, U2.…

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Vampire Survivors - More of a Game of the Day or Two Than a Game of the Year | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Vampire Survivors, a game that sucks away most of the controls so you can watch numbers explode…eventually…because, oh my, does Survivors start slow. Vampire Survivors is a game that asks very little of you input-wise, but demands all of your attention–a bit of a weird dichotomy–but if you take the time to learn its intricacies and, for the love of god, only play on Hyper Mode (once you unlock it), I think you’ll have a good enough time and, sometimes, good enough is, well...…

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The Simpsons: Hit & Run - Too Much D'oh! in the Donuts | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about The Simpsons: Hit & Run--the game many called, "Grand Theft Simpsons," but is really just, "The Simpsons: Road Rage 2: Now You Can Get Out of the Car, Too," not to rhyme 2 with too, but I did, like I do, so poo of me, and sorry to you. Does that sound like a good time? Do you think I had a good time? All those answers and more can be found with a quick watch or a quick listen, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride that is...Attack the Backlog.…

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G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout - No Joe! No | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout, "a team-based third-person shooter where you play as your favorite characters from Team G.I. Joe and Team Cobra. Experience the action from both sides as you help G.I. Joe restore order and lead Cobra to world domination." Does that sound like a good time? Do you think I had a good time? All those answers and more can be found with a quick watch or a quick listen, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride that is...Attack the Backlog.…

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Transformers: War for Cybertron - Can I Get Some Fricken' Ammo Over Here?! | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Transformers: War for Cybertron, a third-person shooter set in the Transformers universe before they made their way to earth, meaning there's sadly no Shias or Marky Marks in sight. Also not in sight is ammo thanks to a baffling ammo system that's guaranteed to annoy everyone who dares play this game. If that's not enough, also missing is color, something that would have gone a long way in making War for Cybertron at least pleasant to look at--it still looks good, but it could have looked a lot better. In the end, War for Cybertron is nothing more than a bland and forgettable shooter that's greatest strength is its mildly interesting story, but that can only take it so far, lest you're a sucker for anything involving robots that transform into cars.…

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Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions - Junk Food at Gourmet Prices | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Most of you will be shocked to hear that Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions isn't that bad. I sure was when I played the game; however, that initial positive shock was followed by a much greater negative shock: the price tag. As surprisingly not terrible as Big Rumble Boxing is, it's got a significant lack of content problem. Based on what's there (and what's not there), one would assume Big Rumble Boxing was a $10-15 game and not the $40 game it actually is, so unless it's on sale, there's no point wasting your time or money. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers. Voicemail : 312.772.5874 - Email : atb [at] pixelatedsausage [dot]com - Twitter : @ PXSausage Apple Podcasts -- Spotify -- Pandora -- YouTube -- RSS -- Facebook -- Twitter…

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CrossfireX - I Am Dead and So Is This Game, Signed, Sealed, Delivered, The End | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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I could try and find something to say here--something, anything of value--but I've got nothing, which is quite suiting since CrossfireX also has nothing--no fun, no content, and, oh yeah, no more existence either. This is not a traditional episode of Attack the Backlog and CrossfireX is not your traditional Attack the Backlog game/experience; however, it is what it is and that's about as much as I can say about CrossfireX, or, more accurately, this is what it was (because, again, it no longer exists).…

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Picross S - Nonogram? More Like Yesyesgram! | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Picross S, a picture crossword puzzle game that's strength is in its simplicity, providing enough challenge to engage the brain while never becoming too challenging to frustrate. It is thanks to this that it is one of the most relaxing and enjoyable puzzle games I've played in years; I only wish I didn't wait so long to finally get to the series, but you know what they say, better late than never, eh.…

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The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf - A Smurfingly Smurf Urf of Smurfy Smurfsmortions! | Attack the Smurflog

2 years geleden

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This smurf of Attack the Smurflog is all about The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf, a 3D platformer with vibrant, colorful smurf, pacing that keeps things feeling smurfy throughout, and a smurf that feels good, which, let’s be honest, is the most important smurf of all. But don't just take my smurf for it, give this smurf a smurf or smurf and I'm sure you'll smurf exactly what I'm smurfing about...…

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I Don't Know What to Say: A NERF Legends (Kind of) Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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I wish I suffered from memory loss so I could forget ever playing NERF Legends; however, I'm at a loss for words instead. I honestly don't know what to say. NERF Legends is bad. It's not kind of bad, or, "so bad it's good," bad, it's just bad-bad. Without a single redeeming quality, NERF Legends is indeed a thing of legends as it will forever be one of the worst games I've ever played for Attack the Backlog. Don't believe me? Well, I won't stop you from playing the game yourself, just don't come crying back to me as if my warnings are merely make-believe.…

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Short, but Sweet, When Not Racing on the Street: A Wave Race 64 Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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I honestly can't think of anything to say and it's driving me a bit insane, so I'm just going shut up and let this here episode do all the talking as I turn around to escape my brain with a bit of fast walking; however, let me say one thing before I go: Wave Race 64 is a good time and a Nintendo 64 game that holds up as not just okay, but surprisingly great. And with that, I’ve nothing left to say, so bid you adieu I shall do with the opposite of “Hey” and the movement of my hand that some call a wave.…

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Looks Like I'm the One Being Punished Here: A Punisher (2005) Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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I was beyond excited to return to The Punisher well over a decade since I played it last, but sometimes excitement is met with crushing disappointment and crushed I was this time. What I remembered being a fun and over-the-top action game fitting of the Punisher's name turned out to be a simple and boring exercise of repetition and poorly balanced difficulty spikes. Not even Thomas Jane himself could muster a hint of excitement to return as the title character, delivering one of the most unenthusiastic performances I've heard in years. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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When New Is Old and Old Is New: An Animal Crossing: New Horizons Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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It's a sad day when you return to a series you once loved only to find out that love is no more. That was the case for me and Animal Crossing: New Horizons. You may be wondering, "Is it my fault or the game's fault?" The answer isn't that simple; the answer is both and neither. Ultimately, some things change and some things don't and this just happened to be a case where those that changed no longer aligned with those that didn't. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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When Gettin' Slimed Is a Good Time: A Slime Rancher Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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You know a game is special when you can take a break for years and return as if no time had passed at all. That was my experience with Slime Rancher, a game about sucking up slimes and spitting them into little prisons so you can force feed them until they shit their figurative pants, all so you can take that shit and sell it on the poo, I mean, plort market. There is, of course, more to it than just that--a bit of farming, a bit of exploring, a bit of breeding, and a bit of "choring"--but i t’s incredibly simple at its core, a game that's easy to get lost in and keep playing for just a little more . But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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One of the Best Games of the Decade?!: A Clone Drone in the Danger Zone Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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It's times like this that make Attack the Backlog worth it. For all the games that disappoint, there are games that surprise, and no game in recent memory surprised me quite as much as Clone Drone in the Danger Zone. Not only did I have a blast playing the game, but Clone Drone took me on a weird and wild journey I won't soon forget, delivering a story that kept me wanting to play more and more until credits rolled (which is exactly what I did). I can't promise you'll come away feeling as high on the game as I, but if you give it your time, you might just find an enjoyable surprise. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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Best in Multiple Pieces, Not One: A One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4 Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Another every other weekend and another episode of Attack the Backlog is here for your listening and/or watching (dis)pleasure. This week's episode is for none other than One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4, the latest game in the One Piece musou series--aka, another one of those Dynasty Warriors games. That may already be enough to turn you off, but don't turn that dial just yet, you may be surprised by this one (piece) even if you're not traditionally a fan of One Piece (in general) or musou games (have generals). But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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Breath of the Mild: A Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hello everyone. This here episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles, a game at least somewhat inspired by Breath of the Wild, where you’re thrown into an unknown world after shipwrecking on an island filled with copy and paste humans and seven different colors of foxes. You get your own farm, collect a plethora of resources, and wonder why you’re doing any of the things you’re doing the whole time you’re playing. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.…

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There Has Never Been a More Accurate Title: A Need for Speed Payback Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hello everyone. This here episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Need for Speed Payback, a racing game released in 2017 that feels like it was made in 1917, not directed by Sam Mendes, who surely sendes his regards to moi for the payback endured while playing Payback, also known as, “Yet Another Need for Speed game,” no one remembers because they all started blending together post-Most Wanted and, even among the blended, Payback is far from the one most want to play. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio), too...…

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A Far Cry From a Good Time: A Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, a standalone bite-sized Far Cry that offered a cyberific experience full of 80s vibes and supposedly good times; however, good times were not had and that's not because Blood Dragon is bad, but worse than bad: it's disappointing. What made Blood Dragon disappointing? I guess you'll just have to check out the show to get in the know.…

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A Short Hike Is Nothing Short of a Shore Delight | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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I needed this one. After the year I’ve had, more so than anything else, I just needed a nice, chill, relaxing little game; a game I could get lost in for an hour or two; a game I could play and, if only for a moment, forget about all the real world woes and other various things that had me (and have me) feeling so low; a game that didn’t ask a lot from me, but instead gave a lot to me. A Short Hike was that game. A Short Hike is that game. A Short Hike is, after all, exactly what it says it is: a short hike. But it’s also so much more.…

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Sometimes Your First Time Is Best Left as Your Only Time: A Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance Second Run

2 years geleden

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A Great Game, but Just an Okay Resident Evil Game: A Resident Evil 7 Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Resident Evil 7, the survival horror series’ jump to first-person and return to scares after going down a more action-centric route that started way back with Resident Evil 3. Did I love it? Did I hate it? Did I poop my pants multiple times while I played it? All these questions and more will be answered with a quick watch or listen, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.…

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Sometimes Third Time's Not the Charm: A Dead Space 3 Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Dead Space 3, the followup to Dead Space 2 and...that’s all I got. A lot has been said about Dead Space 3 since its original release, most of it negative; however, when you go back and look at the reviews, you’ll see a wide range of opinions, from those who thought it was amazing--a handful of reviews were very close to giving it a 10/10--to those who thought it was disappointing on all fronts. I can’t say I was disappointed since I went in with no expectations, but I do think it’s an aggressively average and forgettable game and, in some ways, that's worse than being bad-bad.…

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Very Pretty and Occasionally Shitty: A Destroy All Humans! Remake Review | Attack the Backlog

2 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Destroy All Humans!, the 2020 remake of the game of the same name that originally came out back in 2005. Despite doing a lot right and, in many ways, being what I want from most PS2-era remakes, Destroy All Humans! makes a few things worse and, not just a little worse, but a lot worse, leading to incredibly frustrating moments that made me start hating a game I was overall enjoying, but I'll let the episode do the talking for me; after all, that's what it's there for...…

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Max Payne Still Fills Me With Max Yays, Even to This Day | Second Runs

3 years geleden

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Hello everyone. This is Second Runs, the series where I, Marc Kusnierz, revisits games I played and loved in the past to see if I still love them today. Will I learn something new, confirm something old, or quickly realize this was all a mistake as I slowly destroy what little bit of nostalgia I have left in this world. No matter the outcome, I’ve accepted the risks and will continue my journey through the opposite of a backlog until I’ve destroyed my soul all in the pursuit of content creation. And on that note, the content created right here and right now is for none other than Max Payne, the game Marky Mark probably never played before taking on the role of the titular character in what is still one of the worst video game adaptations to date. Now, some 21 years later, I’ve finally revisited the game for the first time, playing through the whole thing in one sitting (with a break for food, mind you, since I’m an adult and won’t let a game be the boss of me) and I’m happy to report, despite some remembered (and not-so-remembered) knocks, Max Payne is still as great today as I remember it being the first time I played it.…

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It's Good, Man, But Not Great, Babe: A Rage Review | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Rage, a first-person shooter where you wake up after spending over a century sleeping in a freezer just so you can do everyone’s dirty work for them, Norm MacDonald not included. P.S. Props to anyone who gets the entirety of this episode's title.…

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I Made a Terrible, Terrible Mistake: A Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot (Kind Of) Review | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot, an open-world action-adventure game set in the world of Dragon Ball that retells the story of Dragon Ball Z in its entirety. If you want to experience Dragon Ball Z a second (or third/etc) time and don’t want to slog through the original series (or even the truncated Kai version), Kakarot is perfect for that. That said, if you did what I did in preparation, you may find yourself disappointed and wishing you had your own set of dragon balls to wish your stupidity away.…

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While Not Quite a Zero, It’s Far From a Hero: A Resident Evil 0 Review | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Resident Evil 0, the prequel to Resident Evil starring Rebecca Chambers--aka, not Claire Redfield or Jill Valentine--and cool dude Billy Coen, with his super sweet tribal tattoo that apparently spells out “Motherlove” making me hate it (and him) even more than I already do. Billy hatred aside, 0 is a disappointing experiment that adds nothing of value to the series and, in some ways, takes a little away. At least it still looks great, eh...…

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Nights into Dreams Was No Dream, But a Nightmare for Me | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc spins, twirls, and stumbles their way through the skies and waters of Nights into Dreams , a game that's more nightmarish than dreamy with only a fantastic soundtrack making up for what is otherwise a terrible game. Anyway, something-something, feels like a good night for a curse, but I guess things could be worse, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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It Won’t Be Alien for You to Rage While Playing Alien Rage | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc rages through these corridors, those corridors, and morridors in Alien Rage, a game about raging as you try and kill every alien before they kill you first! It's a fitting title for a shitty title in this episode with the witty title; by the way, when I was a kid, I performed in a piano recital. Anyway, something-something, pretty cheap and awfully weak, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Five Dates at Freddy's This Is Not, but a Good Time It Surprisingly Is | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc goes on a handful of online dates in Five Dates , a game about, well, online dating that is, surprisingly, nowhere near as cringey as it could have been. Your buddy may be a bit of a weirdo creep, but the dates you go on are far from weird and creepy, so if you want that online dating action without actually online dating, Five Dates is the game for you! Anyway, something-something, Shaina is the best, don't settle for anyone less, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Five Nights Since Freddy Got Fingered for Being a Scaredy-bear | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shows just how much they're willing to do for a Patron, shitting their pants, making no kind of sanse, all while spying on murderous furry robots in Five Nights at Freddy's , a game that takes Chuck E. Cheese and changes it to Fuck U. Please! Anyway, something-something, it was a self-induced hell, but only lasted a spell, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Descending Down Hills Without a Water Bottle in Sight | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc descends down hills while dehydrated in Descenders , a game all about dominating mountains one course at a time, lest you fail and have to start over from the beginning. It's basically a downhill mountain biking roguelike and it's super rad. Anyway, something-something, I just want a new Downhill Domination , come on world, it's never too late son, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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This One Time, At Mind Camp, I Psychonaut Finished The Game | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc rides pains, brains, and automofeels--even I think this is terrible--in Psychonauts ...1, naut 2, a game where you enter the minds of NPCs and see what happens when you pee ‘nside...or something like that--doubling down on the terribleness, eh. Psychonauts originally came out on April 19th, 2005 for PC and Xbox, and came out a few months later on PS2. Anyway, something-something, the end of an era, I'm looking into a mirror, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Jumanji: The Movie: The Video Game: The Review: For You: By Me: That's It: Hehe | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots their way through the forests, villages, caves, and ruins of Jumanji: The Video Game , the video game all about Jumanji : The Movie. Not the original movie starring Robin Williams, but the new (good) ones, starring The Rock, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, that one Jonas brother, the guy who’s too old for this shit, and the fanficced voice of Detective Pikachu . Jumanji: The Video Game originally came out on November 8th, 2019 for PC, PS4, Switch, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something, not that bad--does that make you mad?--cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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From Love to Hate, Behold My Journey With Cat Quest II, Mate | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc hacks and slashes their way through the forests and deserts of Cat Quest II , the sequel to Cat Quest , which adds a playable dog companion and doubles down on the cat puns with dog puns to go along with ‘em. It’s still as cute as it ever was and brings the series to Xbox for the first time. Cat Quest II originally came out on September 19th, 2019 for PC, PS4, Switch, iOS, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something, far from purfect or fur from perfect, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Call of Duty: Warzone Is Good, but Apex Legends Is Still King of the Canyon | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc jumps, falls, and shoots their way through the streets of Call of Duty: Warzone , Activision's free-to-play, second (and successful) attempt at making a battle royale game set in the Call of Duty universe. Call of Duty: Warzone originally came out on March 10th, 2020 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something, I feel a bit icky, but I finished this episode months ago and thus it be sticking, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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My Cat’s Name Was Pokey and I Loved Him Just Like I Love Doki Doki! | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc reads, reads, and reads some more as they make their way through the story of Doki Doki Literature Club , a visual novel about a literature club and that's it, except that's not it, but to say any more would do a disservice to any potential new players. Just know that Doki Doki Literature Club is 100% worth your time, even if you don't usually like visual novels; even if you've never liked a visual novel; even if the concept of visual novels turns you off like mayonnaise on pumpkin pie. Doki Doki Literature Club originally came out on September 22nd, 2017 for PC for free and later released in a premium “Plus” package with new content for $14.99 on June 31st, 2021 for PC, PS4, Switch, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something, avoiding spoilers, hey now, you shouldn't loiter, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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I Shaodid Like 9 Monkeys of Shaolin | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc punches and kicks their way through the fields, forests, and villages of 9 Monkeys of Shaolin , a beat ‘em up full of over-the-top physics, slow-motion deaths, and more tea than you could ever hope to drink. 9 Monkeys of Shaolin originally came out on October 16th, 2020 for PC, PS4, Xbox One, and Switch. Anyway, something-something, better than expected, it got me slightly erected, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Don't Count on Donut County for Donut Counting! Damacy What I Did There? | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc swallows and occasionally spits in streets and backyards of Donut County , a game where you control a hole and make it bigger by filling it with shit; think Katamari Damacy , only in reverse. Donut County originally came out for iOS, PC, and PS4 on August 28th, 2018, before making its way to Switch and Xbox One on December 18th of that same year. Anyway, something-something, best played on handhelds, I like to watch cheese melt, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Uncharted: The Lost Legacy Is My New Favorite Uncharted Game | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc gets fast and furious as they run, swing, and climb their way through the jungles and ruins of Uncharted: The Lost Legacy , the standalone follow-up to Uncharted 4 where you play as Chloe Frazer instead of Nathan Drake and team up with Nadine Ross instead of Sully for some good ol' fashioned adventuring. Uncharted: The Lost Legacy originally came out on August 22nd, 2017 for PS4 and that’s it. Anyway, something-something, best played on Baby Mode, well, don't you know, that final sequence made me go, "Whoa!," cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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The First Tree is Too Sad For Its Own Good, See | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc gets sad and somber as they wander the forests of The First Tree , a game of two stories, one following a mother fox searching for her children and the other of a man, talking to his partner, remembering his father and the relationship he had with him. The First Tree originally came out on September 14th, 2017 for PC and later made its way to PS4, Switch, and Xbox One the following year, followed by a release on mobile platforms in 2020. Anyway, something-something, getting a little foxy, look ma, I'm jumping on rocks, see, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Kirby's Epic Yarn Is the Opposite of Deplorable and Unsurprisingly Adorable | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc transforms into planes, trains, and automobiles in Kirby's Epic Yarn , a game where you play as everyone’s favorite little marshmallow, only this time everything, including yourself, is made out of yarn. Kirby’s Epic Yarn originally came out on October 17th, 2010 for the Nintendo Wii and was later ported to the 3DS on March 8th, 2019. Anyway, something-something, maybe a bit too easy, here's a hyphen and the word peasy, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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The Mean Greens Is What You Get When You Don't Eat Your Vegetables | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare--random, I know--a third-person competitive shooter where you play as toy army men and battle across familiar environments like backyards, kitchen tables, and fish tanks. If that sounds interesting to you, check out the episode to find out just how mean these greens be.…

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The Mafia Remake Is a Fresh Coat of Paint on a Car in Need of Heavy Tuning | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Mafia, specifically the Definitive Edition, which is a remake of the original game from 2002. Technically, this is a bit of a cheat episode since I did play the original when it came out, but since this is a full-blown remake, I said, "Fuck it, this is my show, and I can do whatever the heck I want," and whatever the heck I did. Regardless of hecks given or taken, the real question is, is Mafia as good today as it was back in the day and, to answer that...…

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Crash Bandicoot Is Anything but a Bandihoot! Amirite, Amiright, or Amiawriter? | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I crash all the bands in the remake of Crash Bandicoot, a game that's anything but a hoot and more resembling of poo. As bright and colorful as the game may be, it sure made me miserable as you will see. As someone new to the series, it's rather disappointing, 'cause now when it comes to checking out the sequels, I'm more than a little weary. But like with Going Commando, I'm not giving up for good; however, I can't say I'm a fan, yo, with no chubby for Crash, or what some refer to as wood.…

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A Tale of Two Games: An Anguish-Filled Vanquish Review | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I slide my way through an average game before discovering the game I played is completely different from the game others have played, except the only way to know it's different is by being told it's different. Why? Because the game itself tells you nothing. Confused? Welcome to the club--the, "I played Vanquish, but I didn't really play Vanquish" club--it's quite crowded in here and y'all know how I feel about crowds, so hopefully this episode helps you realize what Vanquish really is before you start playing it yourself, lest you end up like me and annoyed that what you played in a far cry from what others have played.…

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Just 'Cause 3's My Favorite Number Doesn't Mean Just Cause 3's My Favorite Game | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I blow up everything but dolls in Just Cause 3, a game where you cause mayhem and destruction...just 'cause. This marks a first for Attack the Backlog. This is the first time I've ever gone back into my backlog to finish an old save, instead of restarting a game from the beginning (if it's something I've played before, but never finished). I won't go into further detail here--I have to leave some reason for you to check out the episode (in case my sultry voice isn't enough on its own)--but I will say I 100% made the right decision in choosing to continue my old save instead of starting a new one (and no, not just 'cause).…

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How Returnal Went From an All-Time Great to a Game I’d Only Casually Date | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I go on a roller coaster of love to like with Returnal, a third-person roguelite shooter that takes a lot inspiration from shmups and successfully translates it to a 3D environment. The gameplay is sublime, but because of the way it's structured, the game doesn't respect your time. What could have been one of my favorite games of all-time is, instead, just a game I liked and, well, that's fine.…

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I Thought Going Commando Was Supposed to Be One of the Good Ones | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I return to the world of Ratchet & Clank with Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando . I went in with the highest of expectations and left with the saddest of realizations: I, maybe, don't like Ratchet & Clank . I loved the original game when I played it so many years ago and loved the reboot/remake, but, until now, those were the only Ratchet & Clank games I've played. Going Commando was my return to a series I thought I'd continue loving; however, what I found was a game more interested in quantity over quality. This hasn't killed my interest in playing other Ratchet & Clank games, mind you, but it has stunted the growth of any potential excitement in playing more games in the series. At least for the time being.…

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Ghost of Tsushima is Delicious Like Ma's Sushi, Man | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, watch as I duel and reviewel my way through the beautiful forests and valleys of Ghost of Tsushima , a game where you play as a samurai fighting against tradition in order to bring freedom and peace to Japan. If that sounds like your jam, I can't recommend it highly enough. I may sound negative at times in the review, but my experience was unique as outside influences affected me more than usual. Despite all that, I still had a great time, adding yet another win for Sony's secret best studio. Ghost of Tsushima originally came out on July 17, 2020 for PlayStation 4 and has since been released on PlayStation 5.…

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Call of Juarez: The What the Hell Were They Thinking One | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc puts on their best Obama mask and gets high as a kite while burning fields of dreams in Call of Juarez: The Cartel , the kind of dreams that only weed can make true, especially when playing a game that's worst that poo. The Cartel is a bad game in so many ways and the kind of game that leaves you constantly asking why as you play. Call of Juarez: The Cartel originally came out on July 19, 2011, for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, with a PC release a few months after that. Marc played the Xbox 360 version of the game on an Xbox Series X via backward compatibility and highly recommends not doing the same.…

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Tentacles May Suck, But Octodad Most Certainly Does Not | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc stays sweet and wholesome instead of tying hens while tentacling some holes, son, in Octodad: Dadliest Catch , a game where you play as an octopus who marries a human woman with two human children (who are never explained) and has a penchant for making a mess wherever he goes, delightfully so. Octodad originally came out on January 30, 2014, for PC and later made his way to everything else, from PS4 and Xbox One, to iOS and Android, and even the Vita and Wii U, before retiring to spend the rest of his days with his family on the Switch.…

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Night Trap? More Like Night Mirror If You Know What I Mean... | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc spies on teenage girls while trapping vampire ninjas in Night Trap , an FMV game that's pretty stupid and infamous for its help in creating the ESRB thanks to having scenes that were considered, "sexually suggestive and exploitive." Night Trap originally came out on October 15, 1992, for Sega CD and has since been released on a handful of other platforms, including, most recently, the Switch, PS4, and Vita (yep, even the Vita). Anyway, something-something, I think it might be a trap, but I'm still going to fap fap, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Is Super Mario 3D World My New Favorite Mario Game?! | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc furries it up with their best cat suit as the run, jump, and butt stomp their way through the worlds of Super Mario 3D World , a Mario game no one played when it originally came out that found a second life on the Switch (like every Wii U game) and is probably the closest we'll ever get to a proper Super Mario Bros. 2 sequel, which, if you know me, is a very good thing. Super Mario 3D World originally came out on November 22, 2013, for Wii U, but no one cared, so Nintendo released it again on February 12, 2021, for Switch, along with a brand new expansion titled Bowser’s Fury (which I have yet to play) and now people do care! Anyway, something-something, cat Toad is adorable and has me thinking things that make me feel deplorable, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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When Max Payne Became Max on Fire | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc falls down left and right and struggles to regain their footing in Max Payne 3 , a game that is technically a Max Payne game, but feels more like a Man of Fire game than a Max Payne game, sans the Walken, but not the walking. Anyway, something-something, cleaning the Jersey shore with my fists and nothing more, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Yakuza Kiwami Is a Yet Another Majimezingly Good Time | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Majima is everywhere in town and Marc is nowhere to be found in Yakuza Kiwami , a a remake of the first game in the Yakuza series that adds more than just a fresh coat of paint and the original Japanese voice acting, making it worth playing for both new fans and olds fans alike. Anyway, something-something, that's not a deer, that's just Majima in costume, no cap, he literally is everywhere, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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PUBG? More like POO POO PEE PEE, Am I Right?! | Attack the Backlog

3 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc throws apples at anything and everything while waiting to die so they can throw even more apples in PUBG , a game people like to say started the whole battle royale thing even though it didn't. But whatever. It's an okay game, I guess, but it's no Apex Legends , so who cares, eh. Am I right or am I right? Spoilers: I am so very, very right. Anyway, something-something, people be camping and I can't stand it, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the podcast and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the podcasts, the streaming, the videos, the art, and everything in between. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to consume any of the content I make and thank you for being a fan. I can't begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Cheers.…

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Dark Void Should Be Aaaa... Voided | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc flies through the skies and jumps really high in jungles and canyons of Dark Void , a third-person cover-based shooter where you get a jetpack and a fancy helmet so you can do you best Rocketeer impression. Dark Void originally came out on January 19th, 2010 for PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 . Anyway, something-something, it makes Anthem look like a masterpiece, it definitely could have used some more elbow grease, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Rime: An Underrated Gem of a Game That's 100% Worth Your Time | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks, jumps, and climbs their way through the beautiful environments of Rime , an adventure puzzle game with an impactful story accompanied by some of the best music Marc's ever heard in a video game. Rime originally came out for PC, PS4, and Xbox One on May 26th, 2017, and made its way to Switch six months later on November 14th, 2017. Anyway, something-something, it's absolutely lovely, making me feel all kinds of bubbly, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Gorogonna Wish They Liked Gorogoa More Than They Gorogun Did | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc zooms in and out and put and in and in and out of the pictures of Gorogoa , a simple puzzle game about moving and manipulating pictures on a 2x2 grid. Gorogoa originally came out on December 14th, 2017 for PC, iOS, and Switch, and later made its way to Xbox One and PlayStation 4 the following year on May 22nd, 2018. Anyway, something-something lacking satisfaction, like watching Keanu Reeve's Chain Reaction , cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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You'll Get More Than a Minute's Worth of Enjoyment Out of Minit | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc dies, dies, and dies some more (but never hardly) in Minit , the game where you only have a minute to live before (almost) everything resets. Minit originally came out on April 3rd, 2018 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, followed by a Switch release on August 9th of that same year and a mobile release--both Android and iOS--on June 27th, 2019. Anyway, something-something that's not how you spell minute, they must feel like real idits, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Worth Your...Time? | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc jumps, wall runs, and falls to their death--wait, that's not how it happened--in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time , a game about shooting zombies, wait, that’s not what it’s about; a game about driving fast cars, wait, that’s not what it’s about; a game about farming and falling in love, wait, that’s not what it’s about either. Hold on, now I remember, it’s a game about sand, hacking and slashing enemies made of sand, and solving puzzles that may or may not have anything to do with sand. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time originally came out for Game Boy Advance, apparently, on October 28th, 2003, and made its way to PS2, PC, Xbox, and GameCube later that year between the months of November and December. Anyway, something-something time-stopping with sand-droppings, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Shhhhhhhhhould You Play The Quiet Man? No...no...Absolutely Not | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc hears nothing, wishes they could see nothing, and hates everything that has to do with The Quiet Man , a game about some emo boy who can't hear that answers yes to the question, "Is it really that bad?" The Quiet Man originally came out on November 1st, 2018 for PC and PS4 and one-hundred percent shouldn't be played by anyone. If you want to consume something called The Quiet Man , watch The Quiet Man starring John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara; it's much better. Anyway, something-something I've literally wasted my life, the least you could do is spare me a bit of your time, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Doom! Here Comes the Doom! Ready or Not, Here Come the Demons from the South! | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc makes with the punches, eats demon's lunches, shoots fools in bunches, and stomps 'em until they hear crunches as they make their way through hell and back in Doom (2016), the soft reboot of the first-person shooter series all about shooting demons in the face while kick-ass metal music plays in the background. Doom (2016) originally came out on May 16th, 2016 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, followed by a Switch release a year later on November 10th, 2017. Anyway, something-something Doom , here comes the Doom , ready or not, I finally like a game say what(?!)... cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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My Father Hates Halo 2! | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots, slashes, and friendly fires their way through space and more in Halo 2 , a game they played from start to finish with their father, a father who constantly berated them while playing, making sure it was known just how much he hated the entire experience . Halo 2 originally came out on November 4th, 2004, for Xbox, just Xbox, the original Xbox, not Xbox One; though, for a time, you could have called it the Xbox 1, but then Microsoft had to go and release a new console that’s now an old console called Xbox One and ruin everything. In addition to releasing on Xbox 1, but not Xbox One, Halo 2 did eventually make its way to PC as a Windows Vista exclusive on May 31st, 2007, and was rereleased in a remastered form, aptly referred to as Halo 2 Anniversary , as part of the Master Chief Collection on November 11th, 2014 for Xbox One, the new one, and later made its way to PC (finally) as part of the same collection on May 12, 2020. Anyway, something-something, can we please stop playing 'cause this game I be a hating, cheers and enjoy the show! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Is It Worth Getting Loose with the Untitled Goose...Game? | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc honks, honks, honks, and HONKS some more through the streets and backyards of Untitled Goose Game , a game where you play as a goose and annoy the shit out of everyone, yourself included . Untitled Goose Game originally came out for PC and Switch on September 20th, 2019, and later made its way to Xbox One and PlayStation 4 a few months later on December 17th, 2019 . Anyway, something-something, honk, I mean, *clears throat*, honk, cheers and enjoy the show...honk! If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Remember Undertow? Of Course You Don't! (And You Should Keep It That Way) | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc swims, swims, and swims some more through the seas and oceans of Undertow , a game about undersea adventures that may sound very familiar, where your main concern is capturing points and whittling down your opponents reserves before your own reserves reach zero . Undertow originally came out for Xbox 360 on November 21st, 2007 and was given away for free to all Xbox LIVE users during the period of January 23rd to the 27th of 2008 as a make good after Xbox LIVE suffered an extended outage . It was literally the least Microsoft could do. Anyway, something-something, merry-go-round, this time, I do hope I drown, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Should I Have Left The Last Of Us: Left Behind...Behind? | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots and stabs their way through the abandoned mall of The Last of Us: Left Behind , the standalone DLC that takes place both before and during the events of The Last of Us , as Ellie tries to find supplies in order to save Joel while also remembering a time before the events of the first game when she spent time with a good friend in the very same mall. The Last of Us: Left Behind originally came out for PS3 as DLC for The Last of Us on February 14th, 2014, and was later bundled with The Last of Us Remastered on July 29th, 2014, before being released on its own for both PS3 and PS4 on May 12th, 2015. Anyway, something-something, merry-go-round, I hope I don't drown, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Is It Worth Keeping a PS4 for Hitman Go? | Attack the Backlog

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc sneaks and creeps through the yards and homes of Hitman Go , a board game-like take on the video game series of the same name, bringing the puzzle-solving aspect to the forefront. Hitman Go originally came out for iOS on April 17th, 2014, and then made its way to Android a few months later, followed by eventual releases on Windows Phone (yup), Windows proper, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation Vita. Anyway, something-something, become a silent assassin and don't forget to put your mask on, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Anthem

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc runs through the forests and flies through the skies of Anthem , a third-person action game where you can fly like Iron Man and...you can fly like Iron Man. Anthem originally came out on February 22nd, 2019 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, and is, in no way, related to the song, "The Anthem," by Good Charlotte; surprising, I know. Anyway, something-something, sure, the flying is cool, but the rest kind of reminds me of stool, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Friday the 13th: The Game

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks, runs, swims, and hides in the cabins, lakes, and woods of Friday the 13th: The Game , the asymmetrical multiplayer game from Illfonic and not the NES game from Atlus; yes, that Atlus. Friday the 13th: The Game originally came out on Friday the 26th of May, 2017 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One, and later made its way to Switch on Not Friday the 13th of August, 2019, which, sadly, was just a boring old Tuesday. Anyway, something-something buggy and full of Jasons dropping, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Pokemon Sword and Shield

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks, runs, and bikes through the fields, caves, and seas of Pokemon Sword and Shield , a game/series that needs no introduction because, if you don't know what Pokemon is, I...I don't know what to say to you except run away before it's too late !. Pokemon Sword and Shield originally came out on August 15th, 2019 for the Nintendo Switch, making it the first "real" Pokemon game for a home console; though, since you can take the Switch on the go, it's still a portable Pokemon game as well. Anyway, something-something heartbreaking and soul aching, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Strange Brigade

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots and shoots and shoots some more through the deserts, towns, and tombs of Strange Brigade , a cooperative third-person shooter where you and up to three other players do your best to stop the evil queen, Seteki, from taking over the world, or some crap like that. Strange Brigade originally came out on August 28th, 2018 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One. It’s also available on Google Stadia, but, come on, does anyone actually care about Stadia? Anyway, something-something overlong and where have all flowers gone, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Resident Evil 3 (2020)

4 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots and shambles their way through the streets and labs of Resident Evil 3 , specifically the reimagining that’s not really a remake that came out for PC, PS4, and Xbox One on April 3rd, 2020. If you don’t know what Resident Evil 3 is, it’s the sequel to Resident Evil 2 , which was the sequel to Resident Evil 1 , which was just called Resident Evil sans the one when it originally came out. Anyway, something-something shoot 'em the head so you'll know for sure they're dead, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: A Way Out

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc sneaks, shoots, and races through the rapids of A Way Out , a cooperative game about a couple of guys who break out of prison in order to get revenge against a Tony Montana wannabe. The game is unique in that it’s almost always in split-screen, whether playing locally or online . A Way Out originally came out on March 23rd, 2018 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One and is the follow-up to Josef Fares and Hazelight Studios’ first game, Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons , which is also a cooperative game, but a single-player cooperative game. That may not make sense, but if your interest is piqued, I highly recommend checking out Brothers . It has one of the most powerful endings in gaming history. Anyway, something-something it's basically Bad Boys but not Bad Boys , cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc celebrated fifty episodes of Attack the Backlog with one of the games that inspired the show: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past , a game that needs no introduction, but if you've somehow never heard of A Link to the Past , it's an action-adventure game where you must save seven maidens in order to stop the evil Ganon (after stopping the evil Agahnim...twice) from taking over the world of Hyrule. A Link to the Past originally came out for Super Nintendo on April 13the, 1992 (in the States), before making its way to many other platforms over the years that have followed. Anyway, something-something blow that flute and make it a hoot, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Moonlighter

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc buys, sells, haggles their way through the town and dungeons of Moonlighter , a game where you collect loot in various dungeons and then sell said loot in your very own shop, aptly called, "The Moonlighter." Moonlighter originally came out on PC, PS4, and Xbox One in May of 2018 and later made its way to Switch in November of that same year. Anyway, something-something let's make a deal, please listen to me spiel, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: SteamWorld Dig

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc picks, drills, and punches their way through the mines and caves o f SteamWorld Dig , a game all about digging, digging, and just a little bit more digging. In the words of Cyrus, "Can you dig it? Can. You. Dig it!!!" SteamWorld Dig originally came out for Nintendo 3DS on August 8th, 2013, and eventually made its way to many other platforms, including PC, PS4, PS Vita, Xbox One, Switch, and Wii U. Anyway, something-something all about collecting, what else were you expecting, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Mini Ninjas

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc sneaks and slashes their way through the forests, fields, mountains, and castles o f Mini Ninjas , a simple little action-adventure game where you play as a ninja (go figure) who must save the world from an evil warlord who is turning animals into evil samurai warriors. Mini Ninjas originally came out for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii, and PC on September 8th, 2009. Anyway, something-something kid-friendly like for kids who go to schools called elementary, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Slay the Spire

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc draws and deals their way through the dungeons of Slay the Spire , a deck-building roguelike that’s...kind of amazing. Like, did this just sneak its way onto my greatest games of the decade, Amazing? (Spoilers: It didn't, but it came real close.) Slay the Spire originally came out in early access for PC in late 2017 and officially released on January 23rd, 2019, making its way to PS4, Switch, and Xbox One later that year. Anyway, something-something super addictive and sometime sadistic, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Remnant: From the Ashes

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots their way through the post-apocalyptic streets, forests, and deserts of Remnant: From the Ashes, a third-person action-adventure game that takes a lot from the Souls games, adds an emphasis on shooting, and puts it all into a post-apocalyptic, fantastical setting full of Groot’s extended family, anthropomorphic goat people, insect-human hybrids, and more. Remnant: From the Ashes originally came out on August 20th, 2019 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One . Anyway, something-something poorly balanced and full of challenge, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Streets of Rage 4

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc continues punching, kicking, and throwing their way through the streets of Streets of Rage 4 , the long-awaited sequel to the beloved beat 'em up series that only took 26 years to come out. Thankfully, it was worth the wait, taking much of what I loved about the old games, giving it all a fresh coat of paint, and making it better. Streets of Rage 4 originally came out on April 30th, 2020 for PC, PS4, Switch, and Xbox One . Anyway, something-something punchy, kicky, and a little bit flippy, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Streets of Rage Trilogy

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc punches, kicks, and throws their way through the streets of, well, Streets of Rage 1, 2, and 3, the trilogy of beat 'em ups that are some of the best games the genre has to offer. The Streets of Rage trilogy originally came out during the 90s on Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and has since been ported to too many other platforms to list. If you want to play these games, you want have any difficulty finding a way to do so . Anyway, something-something grabby and anything but flabby, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Katana Zero

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc slashes and dashes their way through the clubs and streets of Katana Zero , a 2D action-platformer where you play as a samurai-like assassin who, well, assassinates those who deserve it...or do they? Katana Zero originally came out on April 18th, 2019 for PC and Switch . Anyway, something-something I found a gun, but wait, what do I do with said gun, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Katamari Damacy Reroll

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc rolls and rolls and rolls their way through the streets and seas and wherever you please of Katamari Damacy Reroll , a game where you play as the Prince, not “Party Like It’s 1999” Prince, and push a Katamari, which we all know is just a Bumble Ball in disguise, across the planet earth in order to recreate stars so you can put them back into the sky after your dumbass drunken father, The King of All Cosmos, destroyed them all. Katamari Damacy originally came out for PS2 on September 21st, 2004, and the remake, Reroll , came out for Switch and PC on December 7th, 2018. Anyway, something-something serious, it's a friggin' Bumble Ball y'all, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Super Mario World

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc slips and slides their way through the hills and castles of Super Mario World , a little game you probably haven’t heard of where you play as a short stocky fella with a mustache who really likes to jump around. You could call him Jumpman, but that would be ridiculous. Jokes aside, Super Mario World is one of many 2D Mario platformers, originally coming out on August 13th, 1991 (in the States) alongside the launch of the Super Nintendo, and is often called one of the best games of all time, if not the best. Does Marc agree? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Anyway, something-something kinda cool and full of a toad's stool, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Control

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc levitates and elevates while decimating the enemy and advocating endlessly for Control , the latest game from Remedy Entertainment, the same studio that brought us Max Payne 1 and 2 , Alan Wake , and Quantum Break . Like their previous games, Control is a third-person action game and it’s amazing. Dear I say, it’s the best game Remedy has ever made. Control originally came out on October 27th, 2019 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something fantastic and bombastic, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Hotline Miami

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc punches, slashes, and shoots their way through the clubs, apartments, and restaurants of Hotline Miami , a top-down action game where you murder the shit out of everyone ‘cause violence is cool boy! Right? ...Right?! Hotline Miami originally came out on October 23rd, 2012 for PC and eventually made its way to Mac, PS3, Vita, PS4, Switch, and Android over the next seven years. Anyway, something-something murderous and better be ready to meet Cerberus, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: One Piece: World Seeker

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc stretches and gum gum rockets their way through the streets and skies of One Piece: World Seeker , an open-world action-adventure game set in the universe of One Piece , where you play as Luffy and get shipwrecked on Jail Island along with the rest of your crew. What follows is a traditional One Piece adventure that’s well written and fun to see play out, but, not so fun to play. One Piece: World Seeker originally came out on March 15th, 2019 for PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something gummy and Luffy sure likes to fill his tummy, cheers and enjoy the show. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsensical nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. As always, thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Cat Quest

5 years geleden

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On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc purs and sheds their beard through the forests and fields of Cat Quest , a delightful little action-RPG that’s real purrrty and doesn’t overstay its welcome. Cat Quest originally came out for PC on August 8th, 2017, and quickly made its way to iOS, Android, Switch, and PS4. Sadly, the original game never made its way to Xbox One, but the sequel, aptly titled Cat Quest II , did and that’s how I first learned of the series. Anyway, something-something hairy and not at all scary, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Little Nightmares

5 years geleden

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In this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc runs barefoot through larger-than-life rooms while being chased by disgusting humanoid creatures in Little Nightmares , a puzzle-platformer where you play as a little girl in a big world full of monsters and little gnomes who really gnome how to party. Little Nightmares originally came out on PC, PS4, and Xbox One back in April of 2017 and made its way to Switch a year later. Anyway, something-something atmospheric and would you like to ride in my gondolier, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: The Last Guardian

5 years geleden

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In this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc pets and calls for a giant, stubborn cat-bird in The Last Guardian , an action-adventure about a boy and a giant creature trying, together, to get to their respective homes. The Last Guardian was originally supposed to come out for PlayStation 3, but, thanks to many delays, it never ended up coming out for PlayStation 3, skipping the generation entirely as it made its way to PlayStation 4 on December 6th, 2016. Anyway, something-something beautiful and kind of incommutable, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Onimusha: Warlords

5 years geleden

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In this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc hacks and slashes their way through the monsters and demons of Onimusha: Warlords , an action-adventure game that kind of feels like Resident Evil with samurai, swords, and monsters, minus the horror. Onimusha: Warlords originally came out PlayStation 2 on March 13th, 2001 before making its way to Xbox a year later and eventually hitting PC, PS4, Xbox One, and Switch on January 15th, 2019 in the form of a remaster. Anyway, something-something frustrating and undulating, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Dead Nation

5 years geleden

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In this here episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots their way through the streets and rooftops of Dead Nation , a twin-stick shooter all about killing zombies, zombies, and more zombies. Did I mention you kill zombies in this game? Because you do. Dead Nation originally came out on November 30th, 2010 for PlayStation 3 and eventually made its way to PS4 and Vita in 2014. Anyway, something-something repetitive and working like a natural sedative, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Lego City Undercover

5 years geleden

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In this here episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc builds their way through the streets Lego City Undercover , a Lego game from Traveller's Tales that doesn’t rely on an already existent franchise, allowing them to think up whatever their heart’s desire with a world of their own filled with character’s of their own creation. Lego City Undercover originally came out on March 18th, 2013 for Wii U and is currently available on Wii U, Switch, PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something referential and not-so-essential, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Resident Evil 2

5 years geleden

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In this here episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc is feeling tankful for not controlling like a tank in the remake of Resident Evil 2, a beautiful, scary, and masterfully made game that is the shining example of what a remake can and should be. Resident Evil 2 originally came out on January 25th, 2019 and is currently available on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something tense and worth all the cents, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Shadows of the Damned

5 years geleden

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In episode twenty-eight of Attack the Backlog, Marc pulls out their big boner in Shadows of the Damned , a third-person action horror game with lots of demon killing and baby feeding from Goichi Suda and Shinji Mikami, the minds behind such games as Resident Evil 4 and Killer 7 . Shadows of the Damned originally came out on June 21st, 2011 and is currently available on PS3 and Xbox 360 (and on Xbox One via backward compatibility). Anyway, something-something torturous and unfortunate, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog: Life is Strange: Before the Storm

5 years geleden

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In episode twenty-seven of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks, gawks, and backtalks their way through Life is Strange: Before the Storm , an adventure game set three years before the events of Life is Strange . Before the Storm focuses on the friendship (and maybe more) that develops between Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, with plenty of drama and unrealistic dialogue along the way. Life is Strange: Before the Storm originally came out on August 31st, 2017 and is currently available on PC, PS4, Xbox One, and mobile platforms. Anyway, something-something talky and a little bit stalky, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #26: Rocket Knight

5 years geleden

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In episode twenty-six of Attack the Backlog, Marc ricochets off walls and sometimes falls in Rocket Knight , an action platformer where you play as Sparkster, an opossum who likes rocket jumping and sword thrusting, exactly what you'd expect from a rocket knight. Rocket Knight is not a reboot, but a sequel to the Sega Genesis game Sparkster: Rocket Knight Adventures 2 and originally came out on May 11th, 2010 and is currently available on PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One (via backward compatibility), and PC. Anyway, something-something jumpy and never clunky, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #25: Wolfenstein: The New Order

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty-five of Attack the Backlog, Marc sings "Paparazzi" while playing Yahtzee with all the Nazis, who are on the hot seat, in Wolfenstein: The New Order , a first-person shooter all about killing Nazis, from regular ol' boring Nazis to slightly less boring space Nazis to the ever so annoying robotic dog Nazis. Wolfenstein: The New Order originally came out on May 20th, 2014 and is currently available on PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and PC. Anyway, something-something boring while BJ is scoring, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #24: Dear Esther

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty-four of Attack the Backlog, Marc walks through the hills and caves of a small Scottish island in Dear Esther , the walking simulator that popularized the genre. And Dear Esther is a walking simulator in its truest form because walking is pretty much all you do and, surprisingly, it's not too bad. Dear Esther originally came out on February 14th, 2012 and is currently available on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. Anyway, something-something with a lot of walking and not enough Walken, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #23: Batman: The Telltale Series

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty-three of Attack the Backlog, Marc flies through the skies of Gotham City in Batman: The Telltale Series , an adventure game all about the dark knight and Bruce Wayne as they try to stop a terrorist organization, The Children of Arkham, from wrecking havoc across the city. Expect to see Catwoman, Two-Face, The Penguin, and more. Batman: The Telltale Series originally came out on August 2nd, 2016 and is currently available on PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PC, Switch, and mobile platforms. Anyway, something-something I'm just saying this so I can rhyme, that last word with quick time, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #22: Resident Evil

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty-two of Attack the Backlog, Marc shambles their way through the hallways of a secluded mansion in Resident Evil , specifically the HD remaster of the remake, so I guess you'd call it the Resident Evil Remake HD Remaster , which is a mouthful. Speaking of mouthfuls, Resident Evil is all about zombies (and dogs, and spiders, and sharks, oh my) and zombies love filling their mouths with brains, brains, and more brains. Resident Evil originally came out on March 22nd, 2002 and is currently available on Gamecube, Wii, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One, and recently made its way to Switch (for a higher price than all other platforms) . Anyway, something-something biting and full of typewriting, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #21: Hatoful Boyfriend

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty-one of Attack the Backlog, Marc flaps their wings and flies through the skies of Hatoful Boyfriend , a visual novel/dating sim where you play as a young woman who decides, for whatever reason, to go to a high school for birds 'cause what woman doesn't want to be cooed at every hour of every day? Hatoful Boyfriend originally came out on July 31st, 2011 and is currently available on PC, PS4, PS Vita, and both iOS and Android . Anyway, something-something feathery and sensory, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backloag #20: Costume Quest 2

6 years geleden

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In episode twenty of Attack the Backlog, Marc tricks or treats their way through the streets of Costume Quest 2 , a simple, sweet, delightful little RPG that picks up where the first game (and the Grubbins on Ice DLC) left off; though, you can jump into 2 without playing the first and be just fine. Costume Quest 2 originally came out on October 7th, 2014 and is currently available on PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One , and, once again, everyone's favorite system: the Wii U. Anyway, something-something spooky and kooky, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #19: Call of Duty: Ghosts

6 years geleden

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In episode nineteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc uses ghosting to break up with Call of Duty: Ghosts , a... Call of Duty game, you know what that means; however, if you don't, it's a first-person shooter that is, sometimes, a first-person doggy throat-ripping simulator. Call of Duty: Ghosts originally came out on November 5th, 2013 and is currently available on PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One , and everyone's favorite system: the Wii U. Anyway, something-something Langy and Routhy, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #18: Agents of Mayhem

6 years geleden

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In episode eighteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc warps and dashes to and fro in Agents of Mayhem , a hero-based action game set in a small open world with little to do—a futuristic version of Seoul, South Korea—that isn't all that fun to be in and doesn't leave much of an impression. Agents of Mayhem originally came out on August 15th, 2017 and is currently available on PC, PS4, and Xbox One . Anyway, something-something not funny and full of hot bunnies, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #17: Valiant Hearts: The Great War

6 years geleden

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In episode seventeen of Attack the Backlog, Marc digs their way through Valiant Hearts: The Great War , a puzzle adventure game set during World War I, where you play as four different characters, each with their own personal story. Over the course the game, their stories intertwine with one another and may leave you a little teary eyed when all is said and done. Valiant Hearts: The Great War originally came out on June 24th, 2014 and is currently available on PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS3, PS4, and Switch . Anyway, something-something sad and full of comrades, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #16: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

6 years geleden

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In episode sixteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc travels through time (and portals) in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter , a fast-paced first-person shooter where you play as a time-traveling Native American with an affinity for killing dinosaurs, warriors, priests (the evil kind), and anyone else who gets in their way. Why are you doing all this? I'm sure the game told me, but I couldn't care enough to listen. Turok: Dinosaur Hunter originally came out on Nintendo 64 back in March of 1997 before making its way to PC in November of the same year, and was remastered for PC in 2015, eventually making its way to Xbox One and Switch a few years later . Anyway, something-something prehistoric and metaphoric, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #15: Tacoma

6 years geleden

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In episode fifteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc simulates walking (and floating) in Tacoma , a very short adventure game, a bit too short, where you board a space station in search of answers as to what went wrong. Tacoma originally came out on Xbox One and PC back in August of 2017, and made its way to PS4 the following year in May . Anyway, something-something artificial and prejudicial, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #14: Beyond Eyes

6 years geleden

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In episode fourteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc feels their way through Beyond Eyes , a short and simple little adventure game about a young blind girl, Rae, who is searching for her cat, Nani, who left home and still hasn't returned; that's it and that's all. Beyond Eyes originally came out on Xbox One and PC back in August of 2015, and made its way to PS4 a month later in September of the same year . Anyway, something-something meowing and prowling, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #13: Yakuza 0

6 years geleden

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In episode thirteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc smashes a bicycle right over the head of Yakuza 0 , an action-adventure game where you help timid dominatrices, buy dirty magazines for young boys, infiltrate cults, get threatened by high schoolers wearing no pants, and so much more. Yakuza 0 originally came out on PS4 and PS3 in Japan in 2015 before releasing worldwide in 2017 on PS4 only, and then came out the following year on PC . Anyway, something-something heartbreaking and backbreaking, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #12: Celeste

6 years geleden

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In episode twelve of Attack the Backlog, Marc jumps, climbs, and dashes their way through Celeste , a challenging platformer that just so happens to be one of the best platformers they have ever played, in large part because of the incredible level design; however, the biggest surprise from Celeste is that it also has a great story that compliments the brutal nature of the gameplay. Celeste originally came out on PC, PS4, Xbox One, and Switch back in January of 2018 . Anyway, something-something rewarding and supporting, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #11: Transistor

6 years geleden

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In episode eleven of Attack the Backlog, Marc transitions their way through Transistor , a beautiful action-adventure game that has a lot going for it, but, sadly, in this instance, the sum is lesser than its parts. Transistor originally came out on PC and PS4 back in 2014 and then made its way to iOS in 2015 and Switch in 2018 . Anyway, something-something tactical and practical, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #10: Bionic Commando

6 years geleden

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In episode ten of Attack the Backlog, Marc grapples their way through the streets and skies of Bionic Commando (2009), a third-person action-adventure game that is rough around the edges, but still a good time . Bionic Commando originally came out on Xbox 360, PS3, and PC back in 2009 (obviously). Anyway, something-something jumpy and occasionally making me want to take a dumpy, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #9: Infamous: First Light

6 years geleden

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In episode nine of Attack the Backlog, Marc flies through the streets of Seattle in glorious neon fashion in Infamous: First Light , a prequel to Infamous: Second Son which focuses on Abigail Walker and her better-than-the-rest neon powers—seriously, they're the best. Infamous: First Light originally came out on PS4 back in 2014 . Anyway, something-something fun like the movie Midnight Run , cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. If you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, the plentiful podcasts, the various videos, the absurd art, and all of the other nonsense we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. Thanks for being a fan.…

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Attack the Backlog #8: Never Alone

6 years geleden

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In episode eight of Attack the Backlog, Marc drags their feet through the snowy fields of Never Alone , a side-scrolling puzzle-platformer that, sadly, is best left alone thanks to frustrating controls and occasionally dumb AI. Never Alone originally came out on PC, PS4, and Xbox One back in 2014, as well as a handful of other platforms in 2015 (and iOS in 2016) . Anyway, something-something chilly and shrilly, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #7: Titanfall 2

6 years geleden

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In episode seven of Attack the Backlog, Marc runs on walls while titans fall in Titanfall 2 , a first-person shooter where you alternate between fighting on foot and fighting inside giant robots, known as titans, in a story that is okay but made great thanks to a wonderful buddy cop relationship between a pilot and his titan . Titanfall 2 originally came out on Xbox One, PS4, and PC in 2016. Anyway, something-something fun and full of wall runs, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #6: Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

6 years geleden

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In episode six of Attack the Backlog, Marc navigates their way through pain and delusions in hopes of saving their loved one's soul in Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice , a third-person action-adventure game that gives you a way to see what it's like to live with psychosis, a severe mental illness that makes it hard to differentiate between what's real what isn't, and often includes hearing voices that aren't there . Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice originally came out on PS4 and PC in 2017 and came out a year later on Xbox One. Anyway, something-something overwhelming and often compelling, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #5: Castlevania

6 years geleden

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In episode five of Attack the Backlog, Marc whips their way through the original Castlevania , going a little bit crazy thanks to a seemingly infinite amount of ferocious Fleamen and menacing Medusa Heads. But do not fear, for save states are here, and boy oh boy did they save Marc from going completely crazy this year. Castlevania originally came out on the NES way back in 1987, when Marc was nothing but a dumb little one-year-old. Anyway, something-something buggy and making me want a huggy, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #4: Mirror's Edge

6 years geleden

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In episode four of Attack the Backlog, Marc runs and jumps and slides their way through the world of Mirror's Edge , a first-person parkour game where you play as Faith, a "runner" who delivers packages for those looking to avoid the watchful eye of the oppressive government. But things get messy when Faith's twin sister Kate is framed for murder and you, being the great sister you are, try and save her. Mirror's Edge originally came out on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 in November of 2008 (and on PC a few months later), and is also backward compatible on Xbox One. Anyway, something-something jumpy and grumpy, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #3: Spec Ops: The Line

6 years geleden

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In episode three of Attack the Backlog, Marc gets some sand in their shoes playing Spec Ops: The Line , a third-person shooter where a small Delta Force squad is sent on a recon mission to find out what happened to Colonel John Konrad and the "Damned" 33rd after a devastating series of sandstorms hit Dubai and all contact was lost, sans one brief message with little information to go on. Spec Ops: The Line originally came out on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC back in June of 2012; however, it is also backward compatible on Xbox One. Anyway, something-something horrific and complicit, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #2: El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

6 years geleden

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In episode two of Attack the Backlog, Marc gets a little religious as they attempt to stop a group of fallen angels from doing whatever fallen angels do in order to save mankind from a world-ending flood in the beautiful third-person action-platformer, El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron , you know, just your everyday stuff. El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron originally came out on both Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 way back in 2011. Anyway, something-something about faithful and fateful, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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Attack the Backlog #1: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

6 years geleden

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In episode one of Attack the Backlog, Marc visits a vast and varied castle for the (kind of) first time in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night , a little game where you play as Alucard, son of Dracula, who awakens from what was supposed to be an eternal slumber because the forces of evil are at it once again in Dracula's castle and who better than the son of Dracula to save the day. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night originally came out on PlayStation 1 in 2007 and has since been ported to numerous platforms, including Xbox 360 (it is backward compatible on Xbox One), PlayStation 3, PSP, and, in just under a month's time, PlayStation 4. Anyway, something-something about damn time and an excuse to rhyme, cheers and enjoy the show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks, and, if you're feeling extra generous, you can become a patron , donate a little something-something, or subscribe to show your support for the site, podcast (s), and all the ridiculous jazz we make over here at Pixelated Sausage. And don't forget, you can also support the site by shopping at Amazon if that's your jam--you can probably buy your favorite blueberry jam on Amazon too.…

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