Phallomancy (NSFW)
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We know you woke up this morning thinking about your morning wood.
So we decided to talk about it.
And judge you for it.
Kidding. Sort of.
In this episode of the Mediocre Mystics, Megan and Ted watched a porno and took notes on a Czech guy's penis. Because of course they did.
Phallomancy is the art and science of reading a bull's penis (the Czech guy will make sense once you listen, we promise) to discern a man's moral character.
Big dick havers watch out because you're in for a sad surprise.
Listen in to find out everything we know about Phallomancy, and where it leads us for next week's divination method.
As always, we'd love to hear from you and the best place to do that is to slide into our DMs on Instagram @mediocremystics (because, I mean, what better episode to slide into the DMs on than the dick one).
Our source for this week's episode came pretty much exclusively from Mona Magick.
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