81. The War of The Roses (1989) "When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”

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• Is Danny Devito shorter than Fiona? Surely not.
• Who's the guy who voices Homer Simpson?
• Is Ben the Michael Douglas of the episode?
• Does Ben's chin resemble the one Kirk Douglas rocked for over 1000 years?
• Ben struggles to find any reason why Fiona would want to 'smash his face in?'
• Is Fiona ageing like a fine wine or turning into Kathleen Turner?
• Fiona displays her masterful storytelling skills.
• Can Ben finish any of his points?
• Ben can't understand why more people don't listen to the show.
• Fiona turns historian by expertly detailing The War Of The Roses.
• Who were The Tudors, and what has this Henry bloke got to do with it?
• Is Fiona Babe: A pig in the city?
• So 40 years of marriage gets you lumbered with the pet name Weasel face?
• Ben doubts the new segments live on air.
• Fiona questions Ben's romantic film recommendations.
• Any men out there fancy a weekend away in Nottingham or Wyoming? Ben's treat.
• How do Amy Adam's Leap Year (hideous film) Me Before You, 9/11 & Stand By Me find their way into the episode?

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1. Extended Intro waffle (00:00:00)

2. Review starts. Not 15 minutes (00:03:05)

3. Irish kid attempts Call to Actions (terrible) (00:17:46)

4. Hilarious Segments (00:24:27)

5. Romantic film recommendations (00:29:27)

6. Outro CTA'S (even worse) (00:33:38)

7. The Sounds of Ireland (00:34:12)