Episode 264: ‘Brand Name BubbleButt’ (Justin Hall)

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Have you ever spent a wild weekend with 15,000 big hairy dudes in the Redwoods? Award-winning cartoonist Justin Hall doesn’t drink, but he knows he has to time his adventures carefully at Guerneville’s Lazy Bear Weekend - these men party hard, and ya gotta catch em before they’re too drunk to f*ck. But when he sees the ass on Zardoz’ beer-guzzling boy toy Brian, Justin blindly follows those glorious globes back to their hotel room. Soon 5 furry men are in the hot tub and the action under the frothing water is starting to bubble to the surface - until they all learn a hard lesson about handling your liquor (well, everyone butt Brian) #pornstache #Splash #Spitroasted #Hangover #bacchanalia #BearCub

Song: ’S.O.B. (Jake Shears)

About our Storyteller:

Justin Hall is an award-winning cartoonist and educator. Hall created the comics True Travel Tales, Hard to Swallow, and Theater of Terror: Revenge of the Queers, and has work in publications such as the Houghton Mifflin Best American Comics, Best Erotic Comics, and the SF Weekly. He created the Lambda-Award-winning and Eisner-nominated collection No Straight Lines: Four Decades of Queer Comics and was Producer on the feature-length documentary of the same name, which debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival and won the Best Documentary Award at Outfest in 2021. Hall is the Chair of the MFA in Comics at California College of the Arts, the first Fulbright Scholar of comics, has written about comics for various academic publications, and has curated international exhibitions of comics art.

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