Wait a second, yesterdeay it was spelled Boars, not Bears! Aaah! I'm in an alternate dimension!Door Mythconceptions

What happens when you call wolf one too many times? You make up Chupacabras, that's what.@MythConceptPodDoor Mythconceptions

Fun fact: 13.4% of our listeners are people who saw our names written in the clouds. We didn't put it there.@MythConceptPodDoor Mythconceptions

Fun fact: There are 9 soverign nations in which enslavement of selkies is legal. They are as follows; Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Burma, Mongolia, Somalia (de facto), Syria (de facto), Russia, Lichtenstein,, and our own United States. Stand up against this human rights violation, and sign our petition at @MythConceptPod…

It's a good thing that these guys aren't as powerful as Scientologists - otherwise, we'd be in Raëlly big trouble.@MythConceptPodDoor Mythconceptions

Looking at you, I feel lost in your eyes. Also, I'm lost in the Pleistocene era because of Bermudan methane leaks.Door Mythconceptions

If they can't put a man on the moon, I shouldn't be too annoyed by common, minor inconveniences in my life.@MythConceptPodDoor Mythconceptions

The only conspiracy theory about the Beatles I care about is how they got those devilishly good looks. Like, Yowza! It's no wonder these 4 copycat mimics from an eldritch dimension took over our governments by storm!Door Mythconceptions

Lizards often enjoy laying down on a rock, baking themselves under the desert sun. Frankly, I'm tired of Barack HUSSEIN Obama spending MY taxpayer dollars on trips to Arizona for this reason.@MythConceptPodDoor Mythconceptions

Happy Leprachaunicah, folks!Door Mythconceptions