Delve deep into the very crystalline substructure of Progressive Rock Music with the rotter boys. TMFB reads an essay out loud like big boy, while Grande Intenso takes it to THE STREETS! xxDoor Two high fliers go at it like mad

Get effed, you clod! If you've had it up to here with "the man" and his antics, then get this hot ep down your neck. TMFB lets you know everything you need to get started with punk, and Intenso lets you know everything that's wrong with it. PLUS: Your songs!Door Two high fliers go at it like mad

Holy Snappers, the Rutters have gone corporate! All of the dough has been used to fund TMFB's soap opera Pressing Matters, and the pennies down the back of the sofa were used to produce Intenso's Nighttime Request Line. Rut up!Door Two high fliers go at it like mad

Holy Gravy, it's the first actually good episode of Two Rotters Rutting! Enjoy the newly polished stylings of GI and TMFB as they lock horns over this fortnight's musical newsicals. The Funky Boastful Man asks Whatever Happened To your favourite stars, then Grande Intenso crawls into the trenches to bring you the latest from the front lines of The …