Brian, Winston, and Tony talk early 2000s shitty celebrity charm, erect denial, cheese shredder blind boxes, DUFFs, loneliness epidemic, Rico the regional mexican, and a year long vindication. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions. podcastxwhyz.podbean.com twitch.tv/podcastxwhyz instagram.com/podcastxwhyz youtube.com/@podcastxwhyz…

Brian, Winston, and Tony travel shower head, 1 ply rubs you raw, a famous butt tattoo, rap for white people, 98 Degrees is Wendy's, the Birdcage, circle of lightsabers, and poop bridge gate. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions. podcastxwhyz.podbean.com twitch.tv/podcastxwhyz instagram.com/podcastxwhyz youtube.com/@podcastxwhyz…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk a trailblazer for shitty people, why does everyone hate Olivia Munn, Tony's Birth Year playlist, eat here get gas, radio giveaways, a one-armed drummer, Millennium, famous Canadians you've never heard of, and free beer. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions. podcastxwhyz.podbean.com twitch.tv/podcastxwhy…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk public suspensions, the Frogman, either get married or get a dog, stuttering songs, Steve Miller Band sang everything, John Williams did the Olympics, Disney+ absolution, sassy man apocalypse, someone got a thesaurus, and we swear we're good people. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions. podcastxwhyz.pod…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk sugar alternatives, swimming in poo, the Noid's got a gun, getting pwned, confusing sports, how to take out a generation, we didn't get the memo about Turkey, birth year playlists, and music revivals. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions. podcastxwhyz.podbean.com twitch.tv/podcastxwhyz instagram.com/pod…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk death of a fitness guru, sex-ed hotline, living in a sauna, diarrhea chips, rooting for weaker countries, rookie screen time numbers, bus exhaust nostalgia, losing students at the steel mill, the Dutch are German, the 1889 Johnstown Flood, throwing shit at the train, famous NYC ocks, and the sad World of T-shirts. Orig…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk hot girls are behind a paywall, new nicknames, assless chaps, lonely people love virtual tubers, being sex-essful, collecting jacked dudes as a kid, Ho Chi Minh holographic variants, running like a horse, and personifying the middle phase of an Animorphs book cover. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk finger hearts, Dirt for the Dirtman, Wheel of Fortune news, Thriller opinions, brain rot deciphering, children fashion shows, failing swim class, Senor Frogs, Footloose staring Kevin James, and super seniors. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.Door podcastxwhyz

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk getting scammed, discount Ray Bans, QVC, TV Guide Channel, televised surgeries, Iron Chef dubs, Guy LaDouche, van life, hobos vs tramps vs bums, no whammies, Asian Pawn Stars, the list of Xzibit video games, threatening fortune cookie, AVN smells bad, and science fantasy military overreactions. Original music by DeJuan…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Bill Swerski's Super Fans, dahn and aht, Brits and Southerners are the same, Red Lobster going under, setting of fire alarms, Roman numerals, a non-funny 70's comedian, showering in jorts, even more furry talk, spy apps for kids, peeing with a mic on, and FCB. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk ganglish, the uh-oh touch, sniffing fans and making photo, scrobbles, flashing the Portal, Chatroulette, Ryan aka Chief, throwing M&Ms, Moviefone, furry spottings, failing at using and not using the bathroom, and Winston's shady photo shoot. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk mascot wieners, Little Johnson pulled all the ladies, getting Dick from Richard, rollerblading into the past, brain rot, Pyongyang Style, setting Asians back 40 years, Stretch Armstrong and Vac-Man, was Mr. Magoo blind?, getting accents from Lilo and Stitch, Nag Champa, collecting cologne, and smelling like Johnny Depp…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Winston has beef, yellow Wendy's , Kohl's cash, own JPEGs, possibly costing $5k and a reach around, Asian Billy Mays, why K-pop bands are all caps, Orlando hated Shaq, Snoop goes smokeless, the internet's public access TV site, WWE Smackdown and breakdown, and the cream of the crop. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rab…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk preempting everything, old enough to know but young enough to boss around, Turkish Quandale Dingle, Damn Daniel, unsettling CGI, Mormons pimping products, Sting (take your pick), Steve Joe and other other guy, cheesy Harry Potter spells, we've eaten every banana, the boob sheep, and we're either good or stubborn. Origi…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk with Tony's brother Dave, glazers, The Marvels, combo-wambos, our Harry Potter era, good old-fashion bullying, Columbine fit minus the shotgun, almost exclusively something, future homicidal maniac, bullying across the continents, getting a desk next to the teacher, WWF, pantsed or depantsed, anything can become a blan…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Sugar Gay, cars in Vietnam, trampoline insurance, what state is pencil from, did the boot actually have fur, sa da tay, Sleepify, household butlers aren't really a thing, a very special episode, wardrobe malfunction, and more raunchy music. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk who shit at the awards show?, never own up to it, hey that's not yours, corporate is too on the ball, McNugget sauces and shapes, they f**k you in the drive through, taking pictures in front of Costco, 2 scoops of doobies, Krispy Kreme is king, I take my sugar with coffee and cream, making our dick joke quota. Original…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk drinking around the world, Tony blindly guesses Disney World, musical toothbrushes, 4th person perspective, playing for keeps, no nostalgia for your childhood movies, ghost blowies, dancing hot dog cartoons, and can't name two characters from the highest grossing movie. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Producti…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk moist January, Dick Clark as a marionette, drinking Bailey's from a shoe, it's hilarious to be an old person, badminton is just gay tennis, soccer with monkeys, food pyramid vs health plate, pizza and french fries, no grocery left behind, Winston's phrases, and trying to name a famous Mexican. Original music by DeJuan …

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Stanley Stanley Cup cups, Babyland USA, the toy store in the mall, books make you poop, studded tires, bricking your car, Disney Channel fashion, trying to think of a self-serve restaurant, perfect human interaction, paying to cook your own food, chew chew train, and take your top off and pull your meat out. Original m…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk. That's basically it. We talked a lot about a lot of stuff. Here's some of the things we thought were the funniest. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.Door podcastxwhyz

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk yours truly emails, disgruntled cavemen in Armani suits at the club, number one hits 80 years too late, trying to bone Santa Claus, mojo=melatonin for MJ, hee hee and shamone your way past enemies, do you know the Elephant Man?, musical age of consent, Philly fans are human garbage, Stacy's mom makes 80 mil on OnlyFans…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk those hot girls from Suite Life, does BeatBox want to sponsor us?, catching up on the listen list, 10 albums for a penny, confusing Neil Sedaka and John Secada, j-cards, getting wrapped, little red truck hauling a Christmas tree, year round seasonal depression, and we're finally legal. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of …

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk no one's black in BLACKPINK, Oreo shrinkflation, solo beverage outings, getting canceled on K-pop twitter, the new boy band country, Narnia banned at the Christian school, Kyles always suck, no one calls him just Charlie, Rock-afire Explosion, cult classics, the return of Questions from Tony's dad, and the Christmas cr…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Hugh Hefner meets Magic Kingdom, poor vegan school lunches, American freedom is the cereal aisle, someone killed off two toast bakers, edible gravel, scrambled porn, AC stood for always cool, golden ages of kids channels, and Dougals the clown. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk having faces for radio, candy collection containers, trash bag costumes, two nut candies, drink segregation, q-tip jousting, the cowl stays on, it's always the red ranger, dressing as modern tech, burning stuff for the underworld, flying Spirit Airlines, pissy-corpsey, sharp dressed demons, and lost kids and minotaur s…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Mike's is hard so is prison, penile surgury insinuations, stirring with your whole arm, sweaty hot dogs, grandma isn't allowed to cook anymore, making dirty sock tea, is your prosthetic wang conversation over?, would Stove Top be good on a salad?, and struggle meals. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Oh Naur!, Chipmunk Punk, being a grown-mup, yipping and yapping, PE in PA, old uncensored internet, Boy George was gay?, getting in trouble in school, Google doc fan-fics, vulgar poetry, reading too much, eating a whooping, and bloody knuckles. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Brian would fist(bump) someone, getting banned for caramel corn, suburban white kids breakdancing, the new 10-in-1 Atari cartridge, arcades suck now, the ESRB, the first and worst music video game, Presidential Fitness Tests, German dodgeball, and 90's one hit wonders that didn't wear shirts. Original music by DeJuan B…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk thumbprint turkeys, NPC girl OF leaks, fall TV is screwed, Twilight Batman, Snow White and the Seven Joes, we're now a Willy Wonka recap podcast, Sober Sam, dovetail into whale tails, pinstriping tattoos, and John Bonham rings. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Great Bluedini, Mustard Skittles, Poupon everything, banging in and out of a room, laying on a front lawn helps, pipe smoking age, wizz brule, RIP Pee-wee, calling for TP, Marky Mark hates the Vietnamese, and scraping a dog's balls off a frozen porch. Original music by DeJuan Boyd of Rabbitt Productions.…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Spuds MacKenzie is a what?, Catch the Wave, giant eyeball in desert, getting free albums we didn't want, suddenly becoming French, we become intellecutal, Ohio is the Alabama of the north, slamming the cream with Cream Master Kevin, getting hired just by showing up, you can't cut in on the Blue Crew, not a truck guy, c…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk streaming kinks, Ohio final boss, pretending to have fun for internet clout, retired Viners, the internet in your mailbox, Stuck in the Middle by Bob Dylan, Geocites and Netscape, does a fridge need to be online?, being a bad salesman, prank calls courtesy of RadioShack, Johnn Snare, answering machines, and haunted com…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk what’s the refractory period on a Grimace?, worst fast food chains, having a weak steel stomach, no instruments means they’re a group, $75 parking, Ticketmaster is being evil in new unforeseen ways, camping out for tickets, we mostly talk about things that make us mad, a new burger got it’s own song, no CODs, these chi…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk trash food sliders, Waffle House, rock pillars, ancient Indian ax head to the head, what color stitches do you want, our first action figures, Glup Shitto, Willrow Hood's ice cream maker, flick out lightsabers, Good Morning Vietnam, Me So Horny, Run DMC, Dude Looks Like a Lady, and Mick Jagger was in the Rolling Stones…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk alright in triplicate, not qualifying as a movie guardian, Ben Affleck haunts Brian, the Pixie Hollow Cinematic Universe, Yippie protests, berating Chick-Fil-A employees, they've already got your money, being on a delayed news cycle, Beige Flags, everything's made up, but you chose the loser, social media etiquette, po…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk Ja Morant, being left on read, .5 pictures, the Milleniall pause, Reddit, Instagram posts vs stories, sliding is the only way to get into DMs, poking, Winston's 180 pivots, Simu Liu lookalikes, 3 month self-respect check ups, Friday Night Videos, and Tinder not Grindr definitely not Bumble. Original music by Dejuan Boy…

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk the Fonz, Wicked, the Grey Album, Forrest Gump, format wars, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, everything's closed for cleaning, swallowing gum, Urine Indicator Dye, and no coat strokes. Original music by Dejuan Boyd of Rabbit ProductionsDoor podcastxwhyz

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk disco balls, Ferris Bueller, latchkey kids, bussin, OG, film development, and Mother Mother. Original music by Dejuan Boyd of Rabbit ProductionsDoor podcastxwhyz

Brian, Winston, and Tony talk going outside as kids, first video games, Napster file sharing, MP3 players, first albums, vinyl, and The Wizard of Oz Original music by Dejuan Boyd of Rabbit ProductionsDoor podcastxwhyz

Welcome to our Halloween Spectacular! Today we have five short stories from the scary side of X Why. We've got road-trips gone wrong, reality TV monsters, murderous Halloween guests, poetry for the damned, crazy bird-demons, and a beheading...or two.HOST: Jonas FaesCAST:LAUNDROMAT AT NIGHTWritten By: BlackrainbowglassProtagonist: AudiblyyoursThe He…

Season 2 Aperitif - Update & Bonus Episode by Melissa SheldonDoor Melissa Sheldon

Tales from the wild world of dating. We study the mating rituals of the New England frat boy, the devious manipulations of predatory flirts, the webs we weave to fulfill our biological imperatives, dangerous ways for women to unwind, and the ways some "relationship predators" take advantage of our vulnerable, loving selves.HOST: Aubrey PoppletonWRI…

Equality, feminism, and super powers! In our first story 2 average women discuss 2 very special women, and what we think of those with power. Pretty sure it passes the Bechdel test with flying colors. Our second story is about our very first...scarring memories.CAST:Mega Mom: Tree Taylor Super Stripper: GonProHunter Carly: Gina Lopez Brittany: Madi…

A collection of TRUE short stories to learn from those with harrowing tales of dates gone wrong. We've got drunken jerks, culturally ignorant jerks, the overly-attached, the overly-understanding, and one story that is absolutely stranger than fiction. Note: This episode portrays awful human beings that use coarse language and sexual/cultural slurs.…