Send us a Text Message. In this episode of Drive By Movie Massacre, we journey through the chaotic timelines and alternate realities of the Terminator franchise to dissect the three distinct versions of Terminator 3. From the explosive action of "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines," to the reimagined narratives of "Terminator: Dark Fate," and final…

Send us a Text Message. Due to our regular recording laptop dying mid cast we have a delay this month. This is our re-recording talking about how movies can get future technology so right in some ways, so wrong in others. This was a fun one in a new set up so come along for the ride and see if you have any thoughts on how movies are sometimes const…

Send us a Text Message. This month we discuss the holy trinity of Nicolas Cage movies, The Rock, Con Air and Face Off. Arguably his best three, while not highest-grossing, movies. We look at how The Rock is the best James Bond movie, how movie special effects have changed over the years and how an actor of such amazing talent just seems to want to …

Send us a Text Message. The glitz and the glam and the controversy! Every year the OSCAR's pulls in the great, the good and the rest of Hollywood for a celebration of the previous year's movies but what really goes into the "Best Picture" winner? It's not really art and its not really technical, its not even box office. It's something else and we s…

Send us a Text Message. A little later than normal but real life has been sorted and we have our venture into the world of movies and we have picked sports movies. Join us as we venture into the world of sports movies, giving our recommendations on what is good, whats bad and why Paul Bettany is just great in general.…

Send us a Text Message. Its been number one on IMDB forever, probably since the invention of the internet, but is it the best movie ever made?Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. This month we celebrate our 2 year aniversary, you are as shocked as we are! To celebrate we are picking one of our favourite gaming genre's in trains and looking at some of the movies that are out there for all you train fans.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Dive into the digital realm with our Matrix franchise podcast! Join us as we dissect the iconic sci-fi series, exploring its mind-bending philosophy, groundbreaking special effects, and the enduring impact it's had on pop culture. Get ready to question your reality and uncover hidden truths in this immersive audio journey th…

Send us a Text Message. Obviously everyone's favorite Joker is Leto but we need to know who is a distant second. Will it be Nicholson, Ledger or Phoenix? We even discuss Cesar Romero's distant rendition of the character and also get into who is the Joker. It is quite a contentious subject as everyone has their own interpretation of the white-painte…

Send us a Text Message. Join us as we go over some of the movies and directors we feel are overrated and overhyped plus a few movies that we think are overall fantastic. Get some movie insights, terrible accents, awesome quotes and the best seaways you can buy or your money back* *no money will be refunded, we are poor!…

Send us a Text Message. So we had a plan for this episode then it went sideways and we just sort of rambled for an hour, its really fun ramblings so come check us out. Alan goes over Hypnotic and I talk about Extraction 2.

Send us a Text Message. Join us as we waffle yet again about all things movies. This month we have Star Trek in our sights. Something very close to our hearts and a franchise that has had its ups and downs, sadly way more downs recently. It's a bit of a long one this time but I promise it is worth it. I should point out that when we recorded this m…

Send us a Text Message. This month we talk about the trilogy we loved and then hated and not we sorta kinda love again. Yes, that is a sentence, but being Scottish, we all know English is not my first language. With the absolute shambles that Disney put out for the sequel trilogy (its still to soon to talk about it) we reflect on when Star Wars cam…

Send us a Text Message. Did you know he was in a porno! Not sure if this is an urban legend. We could have checked but where is the fun in that? It's on the Internet so it must be true. This month we are throwing some Sly movies in between our ramblings and spending at least 10 minutes gushing about one of our favorite movies. Come join us to find …

Send us a Text Message. With 39 movies to his director credit and many more as a producer as I found out on the podcast we look at his best and worst movies and ask the question, why do people put tomato sauce on bacon rolls? I mean brown sauce is way better. We also ask the question "is he the greatest director of our movie-watching generation". T…

Send us a Text Message. We deep dive into the fun world of plot holes. What is it, what makes them fun and what makes them infuriating!Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Episode is late apologies I have some real-life drama going on and have not been in the headspace to record but we are back now. We are going over our favorite Christmas movies and then there is a good hour of waffle at the end.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. We finally get to talk about Moonfall. It is probably the most fun movie of 2022, it is so underappreciated plus it has more twists than a Shyamalan movie!! Then we get into some waffles about Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and House of Dragons. Come join us on what is one of our most fun episodes to date!…

Send us a Text Message. If you love dancing in suspenders in an action romcom crossover then you are going to love RRR. Join us as we break down our favorite moments of this excellent Netflix movie that 50% of your podcast hosts loved!Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. The Mummy was one of those movies in the 90's that really captured a whole generation of movie lovers. It mixed action and adventure with romance and comedy for what is arguably one of the best movies of the decade. Hot off the heals of our Tom Cruise episode we just flat out ignore his Mummy movie and look at the original t…

Send us a Text Message. So I posed the question of Tom Cruise being the last big box office draw, the Last Action Hero. What is it about him that makes people go to the cinema. While Marvel movies are essentially rinse and repeat movies Top Gun had the perfect mix of nostalgia, action and story. It was a return to the Summer Blockbuster.…

Send us a Text Message. Did you know that if you watch the 6 Alien movies in reverse order they get better and better? We take a nose dive into the 6 Alien moves to find out why we love the old ones, what has changed in 40 years and where do we see the franchise going next.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. This month we go over some great movies that either did not make their money back or had financial success but were panned. Expect some Hudson Hawk, Battleship and more as we dive into our favorite flops!Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. What makes a good montage? Join us as we look at some of our favorite montages over the years and how the can add to movies. We also look at how a montage can make or break a movie and how some montages are so great that you don't even know they are there.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Lets talk disaster movies. What is better between Armageddon and Deep Impact? Why is James Bond vs Skynet a better film than Volcano...or is it? We deep dive into some of our favorite disaster movies plus then there is some bonus waffling at the end.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. In this episode we find out what decade Alan thinks has the best moves, what epic franchise he will start when Amazon decides to fund his TV series and again we go off on more tangents than the average Billy Connolly show.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Sometimes movies are so bad that you cant finish them, other times they are just bad enough to make you suffer through the full run time. This month we go over what are our top picks for the worst movies we have managed to finish.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. This month we dive deep into the Bondverse and have as much fun as Oddjob at a hat convention. We discus our favorite and least favorite Bonds, the movies and who should pick up the mantle of Bond going forward.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Welcome to our 3rd episode ingeniously labelled as number 2 just to confuse and intrigue you. In this episode we find out I have a love for sequels, Alan has a love for early 90's movies and after our selections we waffle for a good 30 minutes. Come join us to find out our top 3 guilty pleasure movies and hopefully find a we…

Send us a Text Message. This month we talk about our top/favorite WW2 era movies. Come join us and see if you agree with our choices or do you have any films we have missed off our list.Door Alan & Blue

Send us a Text Message. Our first episode is a test run of our format as well as a run down of our favorite submarine movies.Door John

Welcome to Slasher September scaredy cats! Today we’re watching 1984’s installment in the classic franchise: FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER. We talk a little bit about horror conventions, different Jasons, John Carpenter, new HALLOWEEN scores, and the return of Tom Savini. We play a guessing game, Dave talks about the 2017 Netflix flick THE LOD…

Welcome to Slasher September scaredy cats! Today we’re watching 1984’s installment in the classic franchise: FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER. We talk a little bit about horror conventions, different Jasons, John Carpenter, new HALLOWEEN scores, and the return of Tom Savini. We play a guessing game, Dave talks about the 2017 Netflix flick THE LOD…

Welcome back to the podcast scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Eli Craig’s 2010 Sundance hit: TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL. We get the ball rolling with a chat about balancing comedy and horror, Alan Tudyk, and AP BIO. Chris tells us about ANNABELLE COMES HOME and Conjurverse possession logic, we discuss a Marvel horror movie, and Dave talks about THE R…

Welcome back to the podcast scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Eli Craig’s 2010 Sundance hit: TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL. We get the ball rolling with a chat about balancing comedy and horror, Alan Tudyk, and AP BIO. Chris tells us about ANNABELLE COMES HOME and Conjurverse possession logic, we discuss a Marvel horror movie, and Dave talks about THE R…

It’s time for your Saturday dose of horror! Today we watch Michele Soavi’s 1989 addition to the DEMON’S franchise: THE CHURCH. We chat a little bit about the real DEMONS 3, and think back on DEMONS 1 and 2. Dave talks about the double feature NOSFERATU and SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE, and Chris brings up Elle Callaghan’s HEAD COUNT. Then we really get in…

It’s time for your Saturday dose of horror! Today we watch Michele Soavi’s 1989 addition to the DEMON’S franchise: THE CHURCH. We chat a little bit about the real DEMONS 3, and think back on DEMONS 1 and 2. Dave talks about the double feature NOSFERATU and SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE, and Chris brings up Elle Callaghan’s HEAD COUNT. Then we really get in…

Welcome back to the podcast scaredy cats! Today we head to the theatre to watch André Øvredal and Guillermo del Toro’s book adaptation: SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK. But first we talk a bit about Øvredal, the original books, and BLOOD QUANTUM and TIFF’s Midnight Madness. Dave gives a crustacean update, and then we chat about new HALLOWEEN sequ…

Welcome back to the podcast scaredy cats! Today we head to the theatre to watch André Øvredal and Guillermo del Toro’s book adaptation: SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK. But first we talk a bit about Øvredal, the original books, and BLOOD QUANTUM and TIFF’s Midnight Madness. Dave gives a crustacean update, and then we chat about new HALLOWEEN sequ…

Welcome to a special episode of the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we’re reviewing a wicked list of flicks from the Fantasia Festival! So get hyped for: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WKND RIOT GIRLS THE ODD FAMILY: ZOMBIE ON SALE PORNO SATOR HOMEWRECKER THE DEEPER YOU DIG Continue reading →Door The Texchris Davesaw Massacre - Horror Movie Podcast

Welcome to a special episode of the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we’re reviewing a wicked list of flicks from the Fantasia Festival! So get hyped for: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WKND RIOT GIRLS THE ODD FAMILY: ZOMBIE ON SALE PORNO SATOR HOMEWRECKER THE DEEPER YOU DIG Continue reading →Door The Texchris Davesaw Massacre - Horror Movie Podcast

Bonjour scaredy cats, it’s time for a new episode of your favourite horror podcast! Today we’re watching Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo’s 2007 bloody home invasion flick: INSIDE. We start by chatting about New French Extremity, bad remakes, and pregnancy in horror. Then Dave talks about Netflix’s MARA and sleep paralysis, and Chris discusses C…

Bonjour scaredy cats, it’s time for a new episode of your favourite horror podcast! Today we’re watching Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo’s 2007 bloody home invasion flick: INSIDE. We start by chatting about New French Extremity, bad remakes, and pregnancy in horror. Then Dave talks about Netflix’s MARA and sleep paralysis, and Chris discusses C…

Welcome to your worst nightmare, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching the 1987 threequel: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. We chat a bit about NOES2, the return of Wes Craven, Letterboxd, and the combative titles of the following Freddie movies. Chris tells us about PROM NIGHT and fantastic dance sequences, and Dave chats about TERRIFIED an…

Welcome to your worst nightmare, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching the 1987 threequel: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. We chat a bit about NOES2, the return of Wes Craven, Letterboxd, and the combative titles of the following Freddie movies. Chris tells us about PROM NIGHT and fantastic dance sequences, and Dave chats about TERRIFIED an…

It’s podcast time again, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Rob Zombie’s 2005 bloodbath: THE DEVIL’S REJECTS. We get trigger happy with a new sound clip, and then chat a bit about our Rob Zombie ignorance. Dave talks about Netflix’s I AM MOTHER, Luke Hawker, and BICENTENNIAL MAN, and Chris tells us about Sweden’s ANIARA, moving to mars, and space i…

It’s podcast time again, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Rob Zombie’s 2005 bloodbath: THE DEVIL’S REJECTS. We get trigger happy with a new sound clip, and then chat a bit about our Rob Zombie ignorance. Dave talks about Netflix’s I AM MOTHER, Luke Hawker, and BICENTENNIAL MAN, and Chris tells us about Sweden’s ANIARA, moving to mars, and space i…

Welcome back to the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we head to the theater to watch Ari Aster’s 2019 folk-horror ritual masterpiece: MIDSOMMAR. It’s all on-topic today as we talk about Ari Aster’s handful of completed scripts and speaking charisma, dodging spoilers, horror in broad daylight, Will Poulter’s Pennywise audition, and even kick off a De-hy…

Welcome back to the podcast, scaredy cats! Today we head to the theater to watch Ari Aster’s 2019 folk-horror ritual masterpiece: MIDSOMMAR. It’s all on-topic today as we talk about Ari Aster’s handful of completed scripts and speaking charisma, dodging spoilers, horror in broad daylight, Will Poulter’s Pennywise audition, and even kick off a De-hy…

The boys are back in town, scaredy cats! Today we’re watching Brian Trenchard-Smith’s addition to one of our favorite franchises: LEPRECHAUN 3. After a long break we finally catch up on what horror we’ve missed, talk about video games and LAN parties, complain about Rotten Tomatoes and toxic hype, and discuss the current Blumhouse model. We break d…