Today we watch First Day of School and Driven to Tears. Maggie builds their case on why Patrick has really been evil this whole time. Shawn reminiscences on passing notes in school.Door Bob Snobs

Episode Notes Please note that this is not an actual ASMR. We only titled the episode this way to trick the algorithm into giving us those nasty listeners. If you've gotten this far, feel free to join us as we muse over Life of Crime and The Inmates of Summer.Door Bob Snobs

Episode Notes Unholy abomination or misunderstood tragedy? You decide! We're watching Frankendoodle and Doodle Dimension.Door Bob Snobs

Today, we watch Pizza Delivery and Krusty Dogs and realize that most stuff that's different is just stuff that's the same but in a different shape. You know?Door Bob Snobs

You wanna shit gold? Huh? You wanna shit some gold, bro? Join us as we watch Welcome to the Chum Bucket and Le Big Switch and get really mad at gold shitters.Door Bob Snobs

We get into some heated arguments this week, mostly concerning precipitation. Hang out with us as we discuss the existentialism of Rock Bottom and Gone.Door Bob Snobs

Today, we watch a lot of murders happen and get way more existential than we ever intended. Join us as we watch Bubble Buddy and Bubbletown.Door Bob Snobs

Join us as we watch Love That Squid and Krusty Love, and attempt to answer that question old as time: Does Mr. Krabs fuck? (ContraPoints' video on incels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0 )Door Bob Snobs

Join us as we watch The Fry Cook Games and Krusty Krushers. This is a special episode in which we make a pivotal realization: Mr. Krabs kind of sucks?Door Bob Snobs

Do you love your grandma? Today, we watch Grandma's Kisses and Grandpappy the Pirate.Door Bob Snobs