Once in a generation a choice is made that is so bad, it echoes in eternity. It leads us into to dead-end jobs, unshakeable nick-names and ill-advised hair cuts. Graham Rodgers makes those kind of choices on a daily basis. With the help of his bandleader and unlicensed life coach, Gerard, he's here to tell us how to overcome our worst mistakes by gathering them together in an un-ventilated room, cleaning them with ammonia and bleach, then passing out from the toxic fumes. (Formally known as ...
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Turn Your Trauma into Cold Hard Ca$h with TGM!
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The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Michael Lenoci: Get Rich or Die Time Travelling
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Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Amir Kabiri: Finding Your True Birkenstock
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We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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How to Survive the Death of Your Volvo
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Sometimes you have to choose between sipping on your cold brew and saving the world. We're here to help guide you.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Craig Conant: How to Choose Between Plata or Plomo
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He's known for getting fired from Trader Joe's, but he's also accomplished many other great thingsDoor Made Fresh While You Wait
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Do Your Demons Have Demons? 3 Tips for Stopping Incepted Demons
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What lies between natural and super natural? Probably a new pair of Jordans.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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JT Parr: There's No "I" in Team, but There is an "I" in Steroids
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Ari Mannis: Never Pay for Your Date's Roach Traps
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Ry Doon: First You Get the Psoriasis, Then You Get the Power
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Use Protection Whenever Sharing Your Wifi with a Stranger
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Pranksgiving, Happy Skanksgiving, or Happy Tom Hanksgiving. But let's be Franksgiving, you'll have a Happy Wanksgiving, you sick mother blanksgiving.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Aristotle Athiras: Fall in Love with a Pizza and Never Be Hungry or Lonely Again
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You may know him as Gabe, the guy with the chair pants from Silicon Valley or maybe from the Goatface comedy power group. To us, he's just, Aristotle Athiras, a guy pretending to be an 95 year-old butler at a sex mansion.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Optimizing Your BMI for Maximum Trustworthiness
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With the death toll rising from vape related incidents, vaping is getting dangerously close to being cool.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Chad Kroeger: The 3 Best Throwing Stars for Home Defense
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Botox vs CBD: Which One is Right For You
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Johnny Mitchell: The Tax Benefits of Incorporating a Sex Cult
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Always list your sexual preferences on your business cards to prevent any misunderstandings.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Hidden in these episode descriptions is the secret to finding Epstein's Lost Gold.Door Graham Rodgers
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Sex Tape
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There are some secrets only fit for under the bed.Door Graham Rodgers
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Don't Listen to This If You Are In The Secret Service
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Do Unto Drugs as They Do Unto You
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Always List Your Sexual Accomplishments on Your Resume
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Winning Arguments Against your Inner Monologue
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Hurting Your Testicles is a Great Way to Get Someone to Touch Them
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The BEST tax advice is the kind of advice that helps you pay less taxes.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Let Your Presense Be a Present
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If you think your neighbor is a murderer, tell them you're also a murderer and are looking for advice. Murderers code dictates they have to help.Door Made Fresh While You Wait
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Write Your Own Eulogy Before You Die
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