Paul's back again doing some more travels to a nice hill full of caramel where he meets some pretty groovy people called the epicureans who are just all about having a great time. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Paul and Barnabas aren't having the best road trip evez, so they split up and boy-o-boy do they get into some humorous situations! Get ready for a buddy movie only it's the bible and it's getting tortured. Stories of Jesus, here for you every Wednesday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

I mean, we talk about dick worms a lot - do you really need any other reason to listen to it? #StoriesOfJesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

So we got a couple of stories from the book of Acts this time, including the return of Saul! Oh wait, but it's not the same Saul... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Judas is dead as a doornail now, but how'd he do it? Also, when does a cult become a religion and what is the Israeli equivalent of a raccoon? All this and more on this week's SOJPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Guess who's back, back again, Jesus back, tell a friend. We chat about what happens when they go look and Jesus isn't dead anymore! It's an exciting week on SojPod! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Join us this week for Simon's Stag, it's gonna be sick mate, he's got the brews in and we're gonna get mad - oh also Jesus dies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Get your knives and forks ready, it's the last supper and shits about to go down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

We got some more parables here for you from the J man himself! Hope you enjoy your Story of Jesus this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

What do you do when you're too short to see at a concert? Climb a tree of course! At least that's what you do if you're Zacchaeus, Jesus' fave little guy. Tune in for another, Stories of Jesus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's Chriiiistmaaaas! We take a closer look at the lyrics to some of our favorite Christmas carols, and unfortunately, Tom sings a lot. Merry Christmas to all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

The shortest healing story ever, then a lotta famous sayings and also David Bowie references. It's time for another episode of Stories of Jesus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Who knew Tom loved donkeys this much? We do some more of Jesus' parables and also discuss the Beano. It's all here, on this weeks' Stories of Jesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Guess how long it's been since Tom washed his jeans? It's way longer than it should be. Also, we talk about Jesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Big trick this week, Dynamo himself would be proud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's bread week, here on the Great British Bake Off - oh wait no, there are still some fish too. Oh well, variety is the spice of life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

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It's time for baby's first sermon! We hear some ideas from this kooky little man called Jesus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Do plants talk to each other? Do meteorologists love weather? Does Tom watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? We answer these, and other important questions, on this weeks Stories of Jesus (as told by atheists) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Cracking stories today where we find out Jesus was basically Horatio Caine and we try to think about the perfect way to put 5 columns around a pool Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's time for Jesus! We have a look at some of the first miracles and stuff that he did, and turns out he was basically running to the offie every now and then. Join us for an actual Story of Jesus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's time for God to step in and have a chat with Job. I mean, does it help? Not really, it's the end of the Job story and we find out there just might be a dino in the bible! It's stories of Jesus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Not gonna lie lads, we get mad deep in this one. We're doing the story of Job (aka the Bender is God episode of Futurama) and as well as thinking about the complex moral and philosophical questions, we also learn that Alice would totes read Tom a book if he was sick. It's another episode of Stories of Jesus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f…

Just a little episode today about the kings fave cupbearer. We also celebrate Tom's birthday with a round up of what Alice has learned so far, and go wildly off-topic several times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

The book of Esther - aka the reality show of the bible. This might be Alice's favorite story yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Do you dare to be a Daniel? We do in this episode, continuing to tell the story of Daniel, even though it contains more kid death and references to early 00's pop contest winners. It's stories of Jesus, still not featuring Jesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Daniel's here with some big dreams, a chance to make a pizza, a return to your childhood literature class and of course, some more parties. It's another, story of jesus not featuring jesus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

We're back from Vaycay with your weekly dose of child death! Exciting kid stew, more name calling and some pretty murky territory in terms of who dies when. It's your story of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Well, dear old Elisha, good guy, right? Old Baldy Man? No, seriously this guy is a prick. Everyone one this week is a prick. Get ready for some seriously bad vibes mates, it's another SOJPOD not featuring Jesus (yet) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Just a short one this week, learn about the bad king with the weird name! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's about time we hear from Elijah (not wood) and his totes spectacular demonstration against Baal! Also some light pub quiz knowledge about measurements of wine. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

This weeks episode is as hot as a jalapeno pepper! We cover the sexy Song of Solomon, which apparently is about God's love for his people... but nah, seriously it's about bangin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Bit of a different episode for you this week - we're looking at the Psalms and Proverbs, reading some of Tom's favorites and wondering what on earth some of them mean. It's another episode of Sojpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's time for a new king! And we've gone with Solomon, the wisest guy in the land! Except for when it comes to women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

David is dying! About time too, but first, he's gotta abuse just one more woman. Join us on another grim adventure into the bible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Enough about David for a bit, let's have a look at some of his brood - what are they up to? Enjoy a classic tale of brotherly rivals and a pretty funny death - it's your favorite bible themed podcast, Stories of Jesus**as told by atheists Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

It's the original girl next door story! Can David keep it in his pants? Spoiler, no he can't. To summarise, it's a woman having a bath, she's seen, then there's a metaphor about her being a sheep - ba. Bath-She-Ba. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Alice finally realises a big thing this week. We're chatting about David and how he becomes king of... umm... not where you'd think... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

That's Saul Folks! Saul is dead, and so is Jonathan, how will David cope without his best friend? All this and more on SOJPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

We're back to David this week and we're chatting all about how he keeps making mini skirts! Also, why on earth are the Philistines happy to have him about? We find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Could you live inside a whale? Was it even a whale? Why does Alice hate fish so much? All these questions will be answered today, on SOJPOD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Ok, this is the gay story of the bible. This week we cover the special friendship between David and Jonathan and try to figure out what Saul did with the 200 foreskins David brought him. It's another riveting episode of Stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

How big was Goliath really though? Why does Alice know so much about cows and cheese? Do you know what a truckle is? All this and more on todays Stories of Jesus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

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It's time for another meaty story! Samuel is just your average kid, but little does he know when he goes to live with the weird old priest Eli, he's gonna get God's ear! Weird dreams, hemorrhoids, and golden mice, all this week on Stories of Jesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Alice tries to force a lesbian storyline where there isn't one, there is a lot of talk of barley, and Tom reveals the secret of how to get the guy you like. It's the stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus yet) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Eglon wasn't a long omelette, and Jael was a badass. A couple more short stories from the book of Judges before we head on to Ruth! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Okay, just a warning that the last story on this episode is literally horrible. The other two are classic bible fodder though. Seriously, I'm not joking, the last story is so grim. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Why would anyone call their child Delilah? Without Tom Jones and the Plain White T's the name would've completely died out by now we think. It's the story of Samson, a relatively okay veggie guy who had a lot of hair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod

Gideon heads to Midian and comes up with the most epic chant ever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Door SojPod