We're back at these wine doppelgängers and still trying to decide when and where and why we'd drink these. We wonder about ships in bottles, definitions of Woodruff and coffee after dark before declaring our values and deciding everything is about context. Finally, we're gifted with more advent calendar insights. It's the gift that keeps on giving.…

Today we enter rabbit holes upon rabbit holes as we try to grasp time and a whole lot of history. We endure fat in cans, word problems, quizzes and deep self-reflection as we debate where to place notches and who would win in Keebler v Ferrero. Finally, we present sad kid books and yet...another...new...segment. Girl Scout Cookies Support Spilled M…

Join us on our expedition through the uncanny valley that is this beverage tasting experience. Listen as we google things. Imagine as we discuss freshly squished stuffs. Hear the screams of horror. Smell the weird odors and meet the creepy party people as we debate what Carl Jung is worth and uncover a three ringed secret. Cheeky & Dry Bottle Shop …

If the music's pumping it will give you new life. What we're listening to: Matthew: Vampire Weekend, Only God Was Above Us English Teacher, This Could Be Texas Kate Davis, "Cunty Bang Bang" Jake: Waxahatchee, Tiger's Blood Pearl Jam, Dark MatterDoor Jake Amster and Matthew Amster-Burton

Today we confess that we just aren't that into it as we debate who is the student and who is the teacher. What kind of school is this!? Matthew puts on his NPR voice and Pliny the Elder makes a cameo appearance along with horses (of courses). After encounters with knobbly roots and mischievous elves we eventually suggest our listeners do some work …

Today we're covered in faux leather, QR codes and chalk dust as we try to remember why we are doing this. We share our turn ons and turn offs, why we enjoy the tight and the sprawling and what the most grave disservice to humanity is as we discuss restaurant menus. We encounter bloopies and too much mystery before feigning surprise and discovering …

Today we're under the banner of taco as we eat delicious bags of garbage with while fondly remembering Colonel Mustard. Matthew plays Columbo and Molly gets the munchies as we discuss taco topology, surreal beans and Kermit conglomerates. Finally we celebrate and eulogize(?) Producer Abby's 10 years of hard labor. Episode 67: Hard Tacos Eddie Vedde…

Today we are sinful, decadent and irritating Molly as we talk tasty gloop desserts and boudoirs. We discuss mayoral duties, friar juice and the right temperature for serving revenge before learning about some suspicious substitutions. Molly's Tiramisu Molly's Now but Wow! - The Last Repair Shop short film The Food Podcast (also produced by Producer…

Will she smell alone? Rick Beato interviews Robert DeLeo about writing "Plush" What we're listening to: Jake: Idles, Tangk Mildlife, Chorus Matthew: Ducks Ltd, Harm's Way Emma Anderson, Pearlies Tokyo Police Club, Just a Scratch/Catch Me If You CanDoor Jake Amster and Matthew Amster-Burton

While talking tomatillos we blow minds and shatter worlds as we conclude that it's all about the journey, not the destination. (But really, what is at the end of Memory Lane?) We follow the lego brick road as we encounter two Sheens, three husks and wakes of vultures all in an attempt to define "slimy". Easy Pressure Cooker Pork Chile Verde Recipe …

Today we open up the encyclopedia to learn some "fun" facts about hot seeds as Molly goes deep into mustard territory while Matthew warily observes from afar. We're hot and cold, seedy and smooth, contagious and inspiring as we discuss equivalent sins, foot paste and our top 3 World's Fair inventions. Beaufor Roland Extra Strong Pommery Moutarde de…

Apparently Matthew and Molly accept vegetable cakes as a concept so they immediately dive right into a cheesecakecarrotcakechuckanutbayslice with conical rasps and dreams of strong greavy. After their sense of wonder is reawakened, they realize that carriot cake is very necessary for all such as delight therin and are so served. Note: Producer Abby…

Close your windows and put on your mechanical gumshoes because we're talking Meringue today! We're totally stable as we recount the meringues of our youth, share our 7 minute in heaven dreams and (barely) avoid weeping all over the matrix before confessing our true thoughts on tasting menus. Cocoa Nib Pavlovas from Orangette Alice Medrich’s recipe …

It tickles to see you try to be like Mr. Pickles. What we're listening to: Matthew: Junodream, Pools of Colour The Paranoid Style, The Interrogator MSPAINT, Post-American Jake: The Smile, Wall of Eyes Thank You Scientist, Terraformer Paramore, Re: This Is WhyDoor Jake Amster and Matthew Amster-Burton

Today we confront our taste memories of steaming food to see if they deserve their bad reputation. We provide invisible jokes, fragrant scents and forgotten Simpsons characters to decide what steams and what doesn't. Not Available Elsewhere. Bears and School Principals Sold Separately. Matthew's Now but Wow! - Cleat Cute, Meryl Wilsner Support Spil…