I left Florida when I was 18, 'cause I thought it sucked, and 'cause I was bored, and 'cause I wanted to do something different. I ventured out into the world - the South, then Silicon Valley, then Europe. And the world changed me. And I kinda' forgot about Florida. And then I went back. And Florida had changed. And then - Florida changed me. Unexpectedly. Very unexpectedly. And all that stuff, all mixed together, turned into me, a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man. Trying to have fun, trying to lea ...
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You might be wondering why I would be spending my valuable time on this episode. Good question. I'm kinda regretting not taken the money from Carlos when he offered it back in San Francisco and now I'm hopin' this accurate and untarnished history of EPIC favourably ingratiates me with him. Ya see, in the meantime, global banking crises and whatnot …
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This is my longest episode to date - and quantity does equal quality, at least for this one. And it turns out my (ex-) teen guru is having a birthday right around now - and I just wanna say, real clear-like, that this is NOT a birthday present or anything like that, 'cause I know this is NOT what he would want for his birthday and of course I would…
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Turns out my creative consultant don't know the law, so it turns out I did need to hire a slew of attorneys to drive this copyright case to the Supreme Court and pay those boys and girls to judge in my favour. But after extensive cost-benefit analysis, I fired all them lawyers and just did this here little re-take. Hope I don't end up in jail or no…
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Well ... I guess I'm a kinda done. This is it. You just gotta follow these three things and the whole world gonna get saved. Ha - see if your measly New Year's resolution can beat that!Door A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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This little intro might give you an idea what the hell is wrong with me. But probably not. Maybe the next one will really show what I screw-up kinda Florida Man I can be. Not sure. But I'll keep trying 'til I totally screw it up.Door A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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#2 - Manatees Manatees Everywhere
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I love manatees. There is no way this can be normal, but I haven't heard of a word to describe it yet. I'm sure it'll be showing up in the DSM* one of these years. Maybe this is the reason I've been struggling in my relationships, preferring to cut down trees and turn to cats and dogs for affection. Life is mysterious. * https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
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I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog. Not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. And asking for manatee advice when necessary.…
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An earlier, even cheaper podcast hintin' at the deep-seated damaged psyche that catalyzed a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man.Door A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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Ya I got a YouTube Channel. Ya you can see it. Ya you may have heard some of this before. And ya this is low-tech production. I did it all in one take. Gimme a break. But in case you too lazy to click over there, here is the audio, cleaned up just a little and with my better theme music added. And I do give a few more clues about my tormented inner…
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#6 - Why my church turned me into an engineer
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Well I figure if we can blame religion for most or all of the world's problems today, why not try to blame my personal issues on them too? Okay, to be fair (and who says you need to be fair anyway) I probably would of been an engineer anyway. No matter what my religion. Now - the real reason you should listen to this podcast is - I think I hardly u…
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More leftover YouTube videos converted to audio. Turns out I talk a lot slower when I'm a waving my arms all around (like most of the time). Fortunately my swearin' picked back up a little bit, which is pretty easy to do when it involves Florida, votin', and politics. And I get to click the explicit button again. Life's lookin' better already. But …
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I spent my whole weekend thinkin' about Smelly Feet. And that's because I heard this girl was goin' to study law and all that stuff. And I thought - okay I am not prejudiced, some of my best friends are lawyers, but - really? REALLY??? Cause - you know - law is a bunch of made up sh*&t and all that. (I gotta spell things like sh*&t like that 'cause…
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What can I say. This episode is my most mellow. And I splurged and added some real nice new chill music in the background. So if you wanna little Zenny-vibe Florida Man, this episode is for you. And the price is right no matter what.Door A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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Now why would I be pluggin' other peoples' podcasts? I'll give you a few ideas: - they paying me - their mama's paying me and also paying me not to tell them - I'm way too lazy to talk about all that hard stuff that they talk about, so I'm jus' gonna talk about easy stuff like my favorite podcasts. Or maybe 'cause I wanna meet some of them folks - …
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I am not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. Just a little teaser trailer to tell ya about it ...Door A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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