Ralph and Michael put on full KISS makeup (trust us) to contemplate this heady concept album that Michael keeps calling “Music FOR the Elder,” which is not the actual title. (Get it together, Michael.) Turns out there’s more to Gene Simmons than most people realize, and we’re going to convince you of that. Along the way, Ralph tries to define “butt…

Ralph and Michael dive into the Beastie Boys Album That Time Forgot and reminisce about the hostile political climate that surrounded it. The Unhinged Lunatic who forces us to do this podcast likes giving us these trips down Painful Memory Lane. Anyway, how are you? Still profoundly uneasy about everything? Us too. Maybe just forget about it for a …

Ralph and Michael dig into the original “everybody hates it” album and try to unpack the incredibly negative reaction it received back in 1970. And wouldn’t you know it? It’s actually pretty dope! That’s right, Rose-Colored Headphones is back! Season Two is going to be so good, you guys. We’re definitely not as weird as before. This is a respectabl…

Imagine a season finale where time drifts slowly… a world where music carries you away. Experience our episode about Pure Moods: the perfect soundtrack for your way of life. Also, Ralph and Michael talk about Twin Peaks and the Butthole Surfers. Later, they present an original song in the style of Pure Moods and the unhinged lunatic who forces thes…

You know we couldn’t make a show like this and not talk about Trans, right? So here we go: Ralph and Michael think you should circle back to Neil Young’s synth-heavy early-eighties opus, and they’d like to raise questions about the nature of “folk” music, lycanthropy, and Neil Young’s reaction to Blade Runner. Also, this podcast’s interstitial musi…

It’s a prog-stravaganza as Ralph and Michael dive into a polarizing double album by Yes. Michael remembers an overheard comment that saved him from music snobbery, while Ralph extols the virtue of being a dork and learns some surprising trivia about The Buggles. Later, Ralph performs some prog-rock! Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/r…

On this episode of your favorite PodKast, Ralph and Michael daydream about an MF DOOM movie, plan a Stevie Wonder heist, wonder if Andre 3000 likes King Crimson, and eventually get around to making a case for why you should give OutKast’s final album (and the accompanying film) another chance. Also, Michael misremembers dialogue from the Sun Ra mov…

Ralph and Michael think nu-metal and electronic music are a perfect match. With whom should Korn collaborate if they get on this path again? Ralph and Michael have some ideas. Plus, Michael tangles with lyrics he finds profoundly off-putting and Ralph performs “Narcissistic Cannibal.” Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosecoloredheadp…

Learn the (in)correct pronunciation of a Pink Floyd roadie’s term for coitus as we delve into this space-rock opus by a band Michael loved in middle school. Plus, divergent timelines, Shrek, a corny joke about the Alan Parsons Project, and “Grandchester Meadows” like you’ve never heard it before. Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rose…

Ralph and Michael can barely contain their enthusiasm as they untangle Prince’s jazz-fusion concept album and talk you through the things about it you might find alienating. Plus, Ralph explains how to perform a 2001 Prince song in the style of 1980s Prince. Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosecoloredheadphones/ Or send us an email:…

John and Yoko made a recording of the weirdest foreplay ever. All we are saying is give it a chance. And while you’re at it, give it an interpretive dance. Should you listen to this album on a first date? Ralph and Michael will tell you. Plus, the exclusive world premiere of “Let’s Get a Pizza, Yoko” and an improvisation in the spirit of John and Y…

Ralph and Michael dive into the Lil’ Wayne version of rock music. (Michael needed a little bit of convincing on this one.) Plus, Ralph plays “Waynes of All Sizes.” Will he win Michael’s voice on his answering machine? You’ll have to listen to find out. Later, Ralph performs “I’d Die for You.” Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosecolo…

Ralph and Michael are pro-Bono, but they know the world wasn’t ready for Pop in 1997. Is intransigence still all around? Also, Michael models his collection of replica Bono glasses and Ralph performs “Wake Up Dead Man.” Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosecoloredheadphones/ Or send us an email: rosecoloredheadphonespodcast@gmail.com…

Ralph and Michael listen to St. Anger, watch the making-of documentary (Some Kind of Monster), and try to convince you to give this era of Metallica another chance. Then, after the inaugural installment of “Six Degrees of King Crimson,” they interview Lars Ulrich’s snare drum and Ralph performs “Some Kind of Monster.” Find us on Instagram: https://…

The inagural season of Rose-Colored Headphones premiers in 2024. Join Ralph and Michael as they make a case for much-maligned music that deserves a second chance.Door Rose-Colored Headphones