Vanderpump Rules S11 E14: For Old Toms Sake. WE ARE BACK! (and not sorry about our surprise hiatus). Miles and Katelyn go through the bravo news of the week and then give a detailed list of all your Taurus Bravolebrities. Then they dive head first into this weeks episode of VPR. There is a lot to discuss as the group gathers up in the city of rice-…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E11: May the Best Woman Win recap. Katelyn and Miles are here to catch up on the Bravo and astrology of the week. They question who the fuck "the Craig" is and why Jojo Siwa is everywhere on the internet. A whole lot of two-faced moments are dissected by Katelyn and Miles and they ponder the possibility of Jo being a horse girl…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E10: Line in the Sand recap episode. Miles and Katelyn (self proclaimed professionals in talking sh*t) are here and ready to talk all things Bravo. They give the details of the week in bravo and in astrology before diving into the latest uncensored/unedited episode of VPR. Blah Blah Blah is all they hear when bLAhLa talks about…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E9: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang - Just barely in time for Mercury in Retrograde, Miles and Katelyn have your VPR recap ready to go! Listen up as they give you tips on how to survive this months Merc in Retch. Listen up as they tell you everything you missed in the bravo universe for the week. Listen up as they try to figure out why…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E8: Peaks and Valleys recap. Much like the title says this week has been full of peaks and valleys. BIAS is back and here to give you the full run down of why! All the details you need on the mercury in retrograde shadow period, the lunar eclipse in libra and of course all the bravo news for the past 7 days. Miles and Katelyn r…

Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Episode 7: Written in the Stars recap WOW! What can we say other than, this is a big week for us in the VPR universe! Blessed are we, the bravostrologers, to receive an episode that has birth charts on CAMERA! You know that Miles and Katelyn are here to dig deep into everything said about our VPR girlies placements. While…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E6 "Saw It on the Graham" recap episode. Miles and Katelyn are here to keep you in the loop on all the Bravo news (aka Bravo lawsuits). They give a little preview of Aries season and all the little quirks reality tv Aries have. They decide to focus on having some fun while breaking down the latest episode of VPR. They search hi…

Katelyn and Miles have brought you another Traitors recap! It’s the penultimate episode of The Traitors Season 2 and your hosts break down the important moments. There are predictions, speculations and even a brief analysis on Cancer men’s love of being nurtured. Hear all of Katelyn and Miles’ thoughts on an extremely entertaining season and what T…

Vanderpump Rules S11 E5 "Lake it or Break It" recap episode is here! But first Miles and Katelyn break down all the Bravo news from the week, while drinking a cursed cocktail. They try their best to understand all the lawsuits floating around. They get into Pisces season, Pisces behavior on reality tv and all the Pisces in the Bravoverse. Then on t…

Surprise! Its another Traitors bonus recap episode just for you. Listen up while miles and Katelyn go through the important moments of The Traitors through the latest episode: Episode 9 The Game of Death. Follow us on Instagram: @bravo.is.a.sagittarius Email: bravoisasag@gmail.comDoor Katelyn Krabacher, Miles Chaperon

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP4 "The Dog Days of Summer" Katelyn and Miles are back to give you the full rundown of the latest episode of VPR. Recorded on a full moon in Virgo and are we all feeling it? or are we feeling it? They dive into the bravo news of the week, including the outrageous actions of you know who. What is it like to host a party in your…

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP3 "You're Not the Queen of the Group" Katelyn and Miles are here to give you all the updates you need: Where is Pluto right now? And what is Rachel up to? They're excited to take you back to SUR Alley even though everyone is a little bit sober... curious. Want to hear about a Cancer scorned? Tune in and have the most fun with…

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP2 “The Ultimate Betrayal" Katelyn and Miles discuss the latest VPR episode and profess their love for Ann the assistant. Listen to your hosts say NO; no to Sandoval, no to Jason, no to Lisa and no to Brock. They’re here to hold everyone accountable but also make you laugh. Tune in for more and help them try to guess Dan’s sig…

Miles and Katelyn love The Traitors so much they had to dedicate a whole episode just to get all their thoughts out. Two episodes in one week?! lucky you. And lucky all of us because The Traitors exists and we get to watch a castle romance unfold. Follow us on Instagram @bravo.is.a.sagittarius Rate, Review, subscribe! Email us at bravoisasag@gmail.…

Vanderpump Rules S11 EP1 "Notes on a Scandoval" Katelyn and Miles are officially back to recap your fave Bravo show, Vanderpump Rules! They excitedly dissect the premiere and revel in Tom Sandoval's complete absence from the episode. They research pet bugs, who Jo is, and whether James says piss or p*ssy so you don't have to. Please enjoy Miles' pi…

We're baaaaaaack! Listen, we - your hosts: Katelyn and Miles - were taking a long nap after the grueling task of covering last season of Vanderpump Rules. To help wake us up and get our pod brains working again we recorded this pre-season bonus episode just for you! We discuss (while drinking very loud vodka lemonades) all our favorite bravo moment…

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part Three Recap! Katelyn and Miles can't believe it's finally here: the final, very last episode of Season Ten; the wildest, most sordid Pump season yet. They give as much detail as they can muster from the layered cacophony that is a Bravo reunion finale. And as a surprise to no one, they further discuss how awful and mis…

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part Two! Katelyn and Miles are back again for your sweet sweet Vanderpump recap- it's almost the end of the most dramatic season yet. But first, your hosts visit the Bravo Conservatory for a glimpse into the popular hit songs that our fave bravo celebs have released. Miles recaps as best they can the Randall Scandal of…

Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part One! Katelyn and Miles take you on a journey through the merry-go-round of manipulation of this epic kick-off reunion episode- stocked fully with homemade espresso martinis (apologies to the Loverboy, Kyle). They start off with some standard Sandoval gossip updates, noting that Austin, TX is where LA men go t…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP15 Finale! #Scandoval Holy wow, the final episode is here! Before Katelyn and Miles delve into the deep, dark inner workings of the insidious affair that has been the center of our worlds for months- they have to talk to you about Kenosha, Wisconsin and Miles' birthday. Never fear though, they don't miss a single moment in thi…

Vanderpump Rules S10 EP14 "There's Something About Her" Katelyn and Miles are coming at you 'live' from the Vanderpump playoffs! And whew, it is a doozy. We listen to Miles watch the newly released reunion trailer for the first time. Then Katelyn and Miles deep dive into dissecting every terrible thing that Sandy boy says, while simultaneously defe…

Miles and Katelyn are here to give you an in depth description of this weeks Vanderpump Rules Episode 13 "Lady and the Glamp". Before the recap your hosts give a recap of their attempt at shot gunning a Coors light. They talk about Mercury givin us the ole retrograde. They break down the epic edit of Lala uncovering the plot of Scandoval and they t…

"Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" Vanderpump Rules S12E12 Katelyn and Miles bring you a real 'chopped cheese' of an episode- there's talk of wine, fragile masculinity and the planet Ur-anus. They let you know that Earl really did have to die and that Lala and James could be end game? Of course, they get into the most recent Pump Rules episode- fights and…

Ope! It's another episode of Bravo is a Sagittarius with Katelyn and Miles. This week they recap "Mistress in Distress" Vanderpump Rules season 10 episode 11. Follow along as your hosts drink an entire bottle of Vanderpump rose (RIP Rose) and dissect every little thing Sandoval does. They try to understand how Rachel can say she is not a mistress w…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP10 "It's All Happening... Again" Katelyn and Miles travel around some Loverboy flavors while recapping this past week's episode (Scheana's wedding... and much more). Who is Howie Mandel and is Tom a cult leader? Parallels between Taurus' throughout the Bravoverse are discussed and additionally, a check-in about the Salt Lake C…

Vanderpump Rules So10EP9 "Forbidden Fruit" Katelyn and Miles talk float science and how James doesn't seem to like Australians. Schwartz' appearance on Watch What Happens Live gets heavily analyzed and we may finally have insight into the Scandoval timeline. Also Sandoval is a creep. Forever. Enjoy this wild ride of an episode!…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP8 "By Invitation Only" This episode was a little late but it's finally here! Katelyn and Miles recap the latest Pump Rules, while trying some Loverboy cocktails (spoiler alert: not great). We learn where they took their last Jameson shots and that we need to think about Twin Flames more critically. Also sex work is work and no…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP7 "Galaxy Gaslighting" Katelyn and Miles are joined by very special guest, Laurel Krabacher and things get wacky. They talk about cleaning their palates and their bones. They delve into why Virgos feel betrayed right now and James' Sagittarius Venus. Pool Culture or Lake Culture? Sweeney Todd or Sweeney Tom? Peanuts or Penis? …

Vanderpump Rules S10EP6 "Divorce Party Crashers" Katelyn and Miles play Fuck, Marry, Kill: Cursed Edition and breakdown the cheap beers of America. They question if revulsive is a word and the minute details of S*ndoval and Rachel's affair. They attempt to give us a clear timeline of when it all began. Spoiler: there isn't one. Whether it began at …

Vanderpump hell week y'all, we are exhausted from this week of unrelenting bravo controversy, but Katelyn and Miles are here to help us through it. They want you to know that J*x does not belong back on our screens and that we don't say waitress in 2023 (talking to you GREG). They also discuss the scandoval of it all, go in deep on cancer men and t…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP4 "No Home Left To Wreck" Katelyn and Miles drink the famed BBC from Summer House and discuss messes throughout the zodiac. They really don't like Greg, Lisa Vanderpump WILL make you cry this season and come y'all, just vape in the bathroom. (Additionally, they learn that BBC's should be drank at a Summer House and a Summer Ho…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP3 “Troll Mates” Katelyn and Miles break down the three modalities - cardinal, fixed, mutable - and how there is way less cardinal delusion when there is an earth sign involved. They discover that the light is out in Schwartzys closet and also in his eyes. Scheana Scheana Scheana finds herself in the middle of the drama and nee…

Vanderpump Rules S10EP2 "Was It Worth It?" Katelyn and Miles realize everybody gets DUIs and sometimes when you dig deep, it hurts. They discuss the dichotomy of a Cancer and a Libra, how much they know (& don't) about Geminis and doth James protest too much? Follow us on instagram! @bravo.is.a.sagittarius Email: bravoisasag@gmail.com…

Vanderpump Rules, Season 10 premiere "Breaking Bubbas": Katelyn and Miles discuss the 3 break ups, James and Raquel's moon signs, where Peter was born, pet astrology and Schwartzy's socks. Follow us! @bravo.is.a.sagittarius Email: bravoisasag@gmail.comDoor Katelyn Krabacher, Miles Chaperon