We catch up on the last few weeks of weird and wonderful news, one of us gets the other obsessed with the Cinnamon Toast shrimp scandal, and we read some HP cereal inspired fanfic, "James Potter was Sad" from James Potter gets Sh!t Done on fanfiction.net

We take a detour to deep dive into “Willy’s Wonderland”, give updates on some true crime realness, and read about the love between Sonic & Nic Cage in “Sonic x Nicholas Cage” by crimesagainsthumanity from archiveofourown.org

We think happy thoughts about ancient bats to combat the current state of the world, then preview the first chapter of a HP/Survivor mashup fic, “39 Days, 1 Survivor” by WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibilty on Archive of Our Own.

We discuss weekly weird news, the new Elisa Lam/Cecil Hotel doc, and get lost with Charles Lee Ray. Then we cozy up with a snuggly blanket and National Treasure 3: A Recipe for Disaster by Diego_Brando from Archive of our Own.

We discuss more history of swear words and get in deep with the Colonel....Col. Sanders, that is. We also combine our love of true crime and this episode’s weird obsession with KFC thanks to fanfic “Kentucky Fried” by falcon-121 from fan fiction.net

We discuss the new show “The History of Swear Words”, some new weird stories, upcoming true crime viewing, and read a Creepy Pasta, “The Girl in the Photograph” from SheHasMyHeart on fanfiction.net. Follow us on IG @fanfickingtastic and Twitter @fickingtastic

We take a break from the shenanigans of the new year and talk about some weird news, the pointlessness of New Years resolutions, and read some BTVS/Office fanfic from fanfiction.net

We squeeze some tales of birds, rats, and other weird news in as we prep for the holidays.

It’s the return of Hanna! We discuss Nic Cage’s upcoming Netflix series, the secret Amazon self publishing cabal, and scare Ashleigh off with our discussion of horrible Holiday movies. Please excuse our technical difficulties and cat emergencies.

After a long hiatus, we’re back! We discuss the possibility of alien visitors, let Ashleigh choose her holiday gifts, and read some Sus fanfic. Story: “Among Us- The Office” by ppemberleys from fanfiction.net

We discuss weird current events, the state of the world, and our theory behind the Randonautica app. Additionally, we read the delightful story "Very Mysterious iPhone" by The Hash Slinging Slayer from fanfiction.netDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

Excuse our horrible sound quality and attempts at recording in a time of quarantine as we escape from the real world into the land of Aimal Crossing, catch up on life in Quarantown, and read a lil fanfic where the gang from the Office goes to Disneyland (The Office meets Disney by HarryPotterGirl094 from fanfiction.net)…

We're under lockdown and haven't gotten our crap together to record long distance so please enjoy this throwback.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

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We get all holiday spirit-y and discuss the dangers of chimneys, penis fish, and read a Krampus/Harry Potter crossover.The Mauraders Christmas with Krampus by Overlord18 on fanfiction.netDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We get a little funny with epic movie trailers and more clowns than you can shake a stick at!Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We talk about nothing at all.....or at least nothing of consequence, and get a little booze on. (Hence the title of this episode)Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We discuss serial killers and random stuff.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We get really basic and embrace our inner pumpkin spice as we celebrate the coming together of Friday the 13th and a full moon. W're drinking Pumpkin cocktails and reading MLPxFriday the 13th by zhg from fanfiction.comDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We talk about shark week movies, check out the trailer for Syfy's newest offering, and read some excellent fanficDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

Gather your rum, guard your treasure, and prepare to set sail as we talk all things Pirate~!Door Fan FICking-Tastic

Join us as we drink tea, discuss the Ted Bundy Netflix movie, and drag out the casting couch to cast the rest of the heavy hitters...then read some sweet fic.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

Gather round as we delve into the Soylent Green of it all, read some cannibalistically good short stories from Reddit, and chat about things & stuff and stuff&things.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We get ready for summer vacation by planning a road trip to visit some famous haunted houses and creepy spots. We also debate what makes a place historically creepy, discover the horror that is the Clown Motel, and read some short stories.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We've finally come to the end of our journey.....will Andy realize that love is just the result of random firings in his brain, or will he get his dream wedding and live happily ever after in the woods with Bigfoot? We talk tea and finish up RK Galaga's Lust Finds a Way (available on Amazon, or wherever dinoerotica is sold)…

We're back from hiatus and (almost) done with the epic adventure that is Lust Finds a Way by R.K Galaga. Join us as we chat about randomness, break down the live RHPS, and find out what caused a mild mannered customer service rep to become a dino.Lust Finds A Way is an Amazon Kindle Unlimited book - we do not own it or it's awesomeness, and you sho…

We're keeping the new year going and trying to finish the craziness that is Lust Finds a Way. Tonight we talk about randomness and get closer to finding out of this dude ever comes back from being a raptor.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We continue reading Lust Finds a Way by RK Galaga (available on Amazon) where we learn more about the sadness and find a unlicensed doctor to discover dino STDs.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

in this SUPER NSFW episode we dive back into RK Galaga's masterpiece of dino fiction, Lust Finds a Way....and discover that there is such a thing was way too much information.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We talk about all the AMAZINGLY bad genres of book you can find on Amazon kindle, and jump into the mother of them all, Lust Finds a Way by RK GalagaDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We give thanks for another year of shenanigans and talk Turkey -or, in this case, the wild turkeys that wanted to eat us over the holiday.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We mourn the end of Halloween and the beginning of that most overlooked holiday, Thanksgiving.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

It's a mystery bag episode! We reached into our tiny sack and pulled out an oldie....what you get is unknown. Tune in and find out what in the heck we're talking about.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We wind down our favorite month with a short and sweet episode - as we rest up from a week of scaring the pants off of people in haunted houses and sewing Halloween costumes, we discuss which popular horror shows on Netflix are worth your precious binge watching hours.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

This week we continue our Halloween theme and send some of our favorite movie baddies back to High School and assign them prime spots in the yearbook. Who will end up with best eyes? Tune in and find out.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

Tonight we prove that you can make any cocktail spooky with a little effort, some accessories, and some good names. We also plan a post-Halloween haunted tour of Los Angles, tell some ghost stories, and discuss spin offs.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We kick off October with a spooky Disney story from Reddit, some true tales of Haunted Los Angeles, and a game of Halloween Would You Rather!Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We Play some Cranium, wax poetic over the Office, and read some dinosaur erotica...or at least the first few chapters (and there's no actual erotica yet)Door Fan FICking-Tastic

Tonight we talk about whatever random stuff we can think of, recast The Office with Potterverse folks, and rekindle our love for the Notorious T.O.B.YDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We let fate decide (or really tiny pieces of paper) and end up reading a Beetlejuice story by Clayton Overstreet and a Sailor Moon Buffy story by Mrs.Serenity.Malfoy from fanfiction.net. Oh, and we talk about The Office....a lot.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

We go back in time for this lost track, where we prove that Sarah is just as much of a Buffy nerd as she is a Potterhead, and we get to revel in all things Xander Harris. Story from fanfiction.netDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We talk about stuff an things and read some fiction to celebrate Ashleigh's birthday. Stories by opheliafrump and weaponizedpotato on fanfiction.netDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

We contnue down the rabbit hole that is Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb on fanfiction.net....and Ashleigh waits for it to get weird.Door Fan FICking-Tastic

Instead of playing games tonight, we catch up, play with Chainsaw's toys, and decide which Drag Queens would make up a DragRace Avengers crewDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

Where Hanna falls asleeep and Ashleigh and Sarah read a Bianca Del Rio/ Courtney Act short from ProphettheXVIII on archiveofourown.orgDoor Fan FICking-Tastic

tonight we read 3 short stories (and play the shortest game of Flux ever!) "The Bay Harbor Butcher" by thekittensmittens, "Life's Short, Slice Fast" by creatureofthenite, and "Healing for a Spell" by musescrollDoor Fan FICking-Tastic