The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi use science and shouting and your help to find the biggest problem in the universe.
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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.
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All the problems in the universe, in descending order--without Maddox's edits.
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Episode 423 - Dick on The Infinity Hoop
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Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Too Many Jedi, TV Episodes Without the Main Character, Bad Hecklers, Body Shaming
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Episode 422 - Dick on B-Dancing
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Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on T…
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Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers
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Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash
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Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for…
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Episode 419 - Dick on Big Grrrls Bodyguards
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Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on…
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Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights
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The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…
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Episode 417 - Dick on Hipster Prison
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Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Episode 416 - Dick on the Hair in Your Curse
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My Sonichu medallion has a pube in it, a lady parks her car for 7 minutes, there are no seats at the Japanese fair, Murrlogic calls in and talks about pooping in his pants and his foster care point system, and Rekieta's kid tests positive for cocaine--and everyone knows somehow; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…
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Episode 415 - Dick on Rain Man Flag Laws
2:08:23
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Eric July siccs the cops on Mint Salad, Alex Jones' studio is plundered by the feds, more aircraft problems, children deface a gay Pride flag with motorized hate scooters, Maddox takes a compliment, "not possible to cut defense costs", drafting women, and a man escapes some prostitutes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…
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Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest
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Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Episode 413 - Dick on Stoplight Sensors
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The Vito Friend Experience, a No Simps protest, three and a half walled showers, ductility, the pope uses the f-slur, home insurance companies having to pay money, a German policeman gets stabbed, Yaira and disrespect, a criminal defense lawyer calls in about Nick's too much fun case, and a woman explains stoplight sensors; all that and more this w…
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Episode 412 - Dick on Hooooo Boy!
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Nick Rekieta is arrested for possession of cocaine, a woman list her accomplishments, some young men check my mysoginy, a man dates a woman, Teslas auto-driving slowly in the fast lane, space, the Mandella effect hits me, and a guy spent thousands of dollars on dating apps; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…
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Episode 411 - Dick on Tankerbelle
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A bunch of truck stop hogs go on the attack, a bunch of green energy property tax scams, a guy's testicles get twisted, homless Cheers in San Fransisco, the diversity awards, time off for periods, throwing babies into dumpsters, Romeo and Juliet, 20 Indian men stuck on a ship, and men in gaming; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!…
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Episode 410 - Dick on the Butt Wand
2:42:18
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We read reviews of Amazon's Butt Wiping Wand, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, Cholos playing Pickleball, big fat kids, a dog puke nuclear stand-off, the New York portal, a cop shoots a Black guy, and some very rude voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Episode 409 - Dick on the Bearllema
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Women vs. bears, a man runs into a liquor store, recycled food, a dog is saved, campus riots, the government can't go bankrupt, and a fat woman bites a guy's thumb off; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Episode 408 - Dick on Real Writer Problems
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Maddox writes a book inside of a book, browsing Stormfront for non-white swastikas, women shooting dogs, Weinstein's freedom fake-out, religious rankings, a man goes to Disneyland, a abortion ads, a female baseball announcer, how to fight a substitute teacher, another breast reduction scare, anti-semitism monitors, and a Family-Sized Fat Watch; all…
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Episode 407 - Dick on Super Christ
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A fat woman falls down running from a racoon, my friend goes to federal prison, Florida fights mockery, a woman threatens to kill her city council, the WNBA deserves more money, a taboo question scale, a balloon furry dies, Sean's Guitar Talk, teachers are doing a bad job, and a secret email threatens to completely destroy Maddox's timeline of even…
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