Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I debrief the total failure of the Kamala Harris campaign and Jacques tells us about zipping up one of his testicles, resulting in one of the worst injuries of his life.Door Seeking Derangements

Happy Sunday!Ben here, on today's ep Hesse and I are joined by the one and only Angel Money to discuss Biden fumbling the Puerto Rican/garbage narrative, Shawn Mendes micro-launching his asexuality, and my deep dive into the TikTok'er @morgandrinkscoffee who is shockingly not a lesbian, despite her tall haircut. Plus Angel and I settle our instagra…

Hello everyone!Ben here, today we're joined by Will Menaker. Jacques bullies everyone for 15 minutes, then we all bully John Fetterman and Elon Musk, continue by celebrating the brave drunk driver who almost collided with Kamala's caravan, and finally Jacques warns all of us about the dangers of owning large primates.Los Angeles, get tickets to Cha…

Happy Sunday everyone!Ben here, on today's episode Jacques tells us about inviting Real Housewife Dorinda Medley to a dinner with Emeril Lagasse, Hesse shows us some Club Random, and I try to explain who Jordan Peterson is to Jacques.Tickets to our live show here: https://t.co/O593yGCOAXDoor Seeking Derangements

Hello Jelly Nation!Ben here, posting from the great state of Vermont. Im joined by long-time friend of the pod Jen Sillen and more importantly, Meg–the Bad Girl of Podcasting–makes her shocking return to the game.We discuss Jelly Roll beating Charli xcx for the top spot on the billboard charts, what that means for our country, and check in with our…

Today we mourn the loss of Liam Payne, discuss our past alleged criminal acts at various grocery stores, if it's possible for muscled gay hunks to fall off a ledge while taking a selfie, and Melania Trump's new memoir. Finally, we read an article from the New York Post about the former Bachelorette contestant and current freak who pretended to be t…

Hesse's voicemails on Saturday, October 12th, 2024.Door Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I develop a new diet plan for Jacques (at his request), discuss scaring people at the gym, Mario Bosco literally attacking me on the street, the only child to asexual pipeline, and holding yourself hostage at work.Door Seeking Derangements

Happy Sunday!Today we discuss megalopolis flopping, review Sophies new album, and Jacques reveals what he thinks the pyramids are. Plus we take your calls!Get tickets to our live show here:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/electile-dysfunction-an-election-night-variety-show-tickets-1034976200677?aff=oddtdtcreatorAnd get ¡No Pasarán!, Matt Christmans new…

Ben here, today I'm coming to you with a very special episode featuring Jen Sillen. To ring in the fall season Jen and I board the Staten Island Ferry and play our favorite autumnal tracks. We discuss our favorite white women of the 2010's, China Mac vs. Moo Deng (and why China's owner won't come on the Pod), Chappell vs. Gaga, me low-key feeling b…

On today's episode we announce Electile Dysfunction (our Nov. 5 live election show, ticket link dropping soon) cover mayor Adams indictment, Olivia Nuzzi allegedly harassing RFK Jr, and Jacques finally meets his voodoo doll.Door Seeking Derangements

It's Seeking Sunday!Welcome everyone, today Ben, Jacques and Hesse discuss the Trump shooter's plan to save the world, Tulsi's white steak, Diddy's arrest, and Laura Loomer needing so much attention. Plus we get some crazy tea on Moo Deng via our hotline! Shocking....we love yall!Door Seeking Derangements

NYC, get tickets to Hesse and Masha's 9/19 live show, "Miss Trans USA" find links on Masha's twitter (@MashaParty)In this unlocked episode, Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick, Drake’s selfies getting gayer,…

Full Episode on Patreon.On today's episode Hesse and Jacques are joined by Grace Freud and super producer Palma! They discuss cajuns eating Nutria Rat, Taylor Swift shouting out 9/11 at the VMA's, Jacques being accused of murder (?), and Trump's beautiful neck.Get tickets to Graces LA show My Father Has Been Murdered: dadsdie.com…

Hello LGTBQ's and allies alike!Ben here, today I've got an episode of the Gay List with the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily. Before we consider every conceivable way in which your man could be gay, we make some very confident debate predictions. I think we slayed.Then we crack open the list at entry 1,000 and discuss everything from…

Happy Seeking Sunday!Nate Fisher and Will Sennett join Hesse and Ben for another installment of the Lesbian List. We discuss how duplicitous the Gay Friend can be, lesbians only coming in size XS or XL, and how to get gay guys into sports betting. Lesbians we love you!!!!Listen to Nate and Will's podcast A Closer Look here: https://open.spotify.com…

Full video episode only on Patreon!Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents.As mentioned, you can support Conerstone…

Happy Seeking Sunday!Today Ben and Hesse are joined by Masha Breeze. We spill the tea on RFK leaking the juice of a recently beheaded whale on his daughter Kick, discuss what has become a big week for Kick (she’s dating Ben Affleck) and of course we try to figure out who Jigsaw really is.More importantly, we score a big interview with disgraced blo…

Ben, Jacques, and Hesse are all together and coming to you from Mora Studios in Little Italy NYC! We talk about which outfits have gotten Jacques hate-crimed in New York, mourn Jerry Springer, and scout a bottom for 4th mic. Plus we end the episode with the most challenging set of moral dilemmas we've ever faced.Subscribe to our Patreon for weekly …

Hello everyone!Today we review Bill Maher's interview with various children, discuss Tim Walz's horrible recipes, and (brace for impact) upack Chappell Roan's comments about some of her "weird" fans.Subscribe to our patreon for weekly bonus episodes!Door Seeking Derangements

It’s a trans girl takeover! Hesse is joined by Masha Breeze to talk Sex and the City, solutions for Olympic gender problems, and Masha’s iconic boss. Then, a very special guest drops in for the interview of a lifetime: the first trans woman ever Trudy Bonfires drops in to talk about her new book and spill the tea about Eleanor Roosevelt and Karl Ma…

Hello Seekers!Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the pictures of JD Vance's fat head in that crunchy old wig, why the gay man who broke the Vance Drag story has 2/3rds of this podcast blocked, and why transitioning could have saved her (jk).Plus Jacques spends 40 minutes texting a take out order to his mother and Hesse tells us about Mr. …

hey yall happy sunday its me Jacquesi recorded with Brandon wardell and Asad the Supreme being. We discuss women, men, our love lives. Find out if Asad is a biggot, his time on the show wild n out and Bradon makes some funnies too. We all recount our time together in Austin tooListen to Brandon's show here: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelsh…

Hello Seekers!Jacques, Ben and Hesse here, today we finally uncover the foundational trauma behind Jacques very serious aversion to chewing gum, discuss RFK's baby bear dumping, and draft a letter to the DNC in which we beg for press passes and promise to be normal.Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements !…

Today Hesse and Ben thank Caitlyn Jenner for yet again saving us from nuclear apocalypse, talk about Biden randomly still being alive, Elon Musk beefing with his daughter, the Olympic Grindr ban, JD Vance's big face and head, and why so many brunette women are becoming homophobic right wing influencers.Plus we take your calls!PATREON.COM/SEEKINGDER…