The Mustache Ride of Sauron

Scribes Imbibe

This week we're coming at you with our most sober and professional takes on taboo words. We address words like cunt, penis, cervix, cunnilingus, shame-hair, licktwat, and more with an absolute minimum of snickering and stupid jokes.
Strong disclaimer for language (gender-based pejoratives) and for utterly ridiculous Tolkien sex jokes.
Written and recorded by William Phelps & Brenna Crotty
Music and sound editing by Wes Price
Art by Evan Graff (@ejgraffics)
Words
Cunt /ˈkənt/
Pudenda /pyu̇-​ˈden-​də/
Cunnilingus /ˌkə-ni-ˈliŋ-gəs/
Glans /ˈglanz/
Penis / ˈpē-nəs/
Seminal /ˈse-mə-nᵊl/
Cervix /ˈsər-viks/
Fellatrix /fe-ˈlā-triks/
Non-English Words I Can't Pronounce
Liefdesgrot
Vleesroos
De Befborstel
Die Schamhaare

Hoofdstukken

1. The Mustache Ride of Sauron (00:00:00)

2. Cunt (00:01:16)

3. Cunt tangents (00:03:30)

4. Cunnilingus vs licktwat (00:10:36)

5. Shame and Shamehairs (00:13:33)

6. Glans, acorns, oak? (00:15:40)

7. Penis-tail conundrum (00:17:26)

8. Seminal (00:20:45)

9. Sexist articles, from German (00:22:11)

10. Spanish and English do it, too (00:26:25)

11. The cervix and the neck (00:28:05)

12. Closing word - Fellatrix (00:29:50)