Manage episode 295103119 series 2939005
Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we are gathered here to celebrate those other douches that don't get the same recognition. So we want to show them the same appreciation and that they are not forgotten, not by a long shot. I salute you. Your mothers must be so proud of the douche that came out of their own loins. Just like a douche, you're full of piss and vinegar and tonight is your night. Hopefully we can show the world what a big fat douche you really are and if you happen to win I hope you accidentally sit on your trophy and it sticks up your ass. Good luck douche you're gonna need it. Now you better run along there's a pussy somewhere waiting. I guarantee it. Being the douches you are i can also guarantee they will be disappointed AF. SO LADIES and gentleman sit tight cause it's the douchebags' night tonight.