I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk

*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs

*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q

*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR

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