Paul Tries To Teach Dave About French Numbers, Our First Podcast Fight, and RuPaul's Drag Race News!

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Friday Night! Gonna Get Drunk! Gonna Get Laid! Gonna Be Late on Mondee!
• French Numbers!
• The Sing Song is Strong in This One!
• This Merriam Webster Bitch Sure is Shady!
• Jeff! Clean Up After Your Dog!
• Dave's English Degree WAS A LIE!
• Suck Le Blue, Stop Blowing Our Kid!
• "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is Amazing!
• Paul Got a New Phone! YAY!
• Pissed Off Neckbeards - AGAIN!
• "The Matrix Resurrections" is Also Amazing! (Paul's Comments About the Cast Being 90% LGBTQIA+ Was Incorrect - He Demanded I Write This)
• Paul CANNOT DO a Jennifer Coolidge Impersonation!
• Paul's Second Mistake - Jonathan Groff Didn't Pee Himself - He Merely THOUGHT He Did! Also, There Was NO WATER AT ALL! (Once Again, Paul Demanded I Write This!)
• Paul's Facade Begins to Crack!
• The Stratford Festival is Triggering!
• So Are Accordion Folders!
• "Heathers" Is A Fabu Movie!
• Dave Ironically Calms Down Paul Through Sing Song!
• Random Buzzing of Door!
• Vagina Clogs!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14 Thoughts!
• Steve is Such a Ferry!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "At Home with Amy Sedaris" Ronnie Vino!
• Poorly Written Toronto Sign Trolled By Merriam-Webster!
• "Dog Park" the Movie!
• "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" Trailer!
• Kim Petras - Coconuts!
• "The Matrix Resurrections" Trailer!
• "Ghostbusters 2" Titanic Scene!
• "Poltergeist" Stair Ghosts!
• "Cannibal Girls" on Wikipedia!
• "Cannibal Girls" on YouTube!
• Billy Eichner "Bros"!
• Jonathan Groff Thought He Peed Himself on "The Matrix Resurrections" Set!
• "Friends" Enunciate Through Spit!
• Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw!
• "Drag Race UK Versus the World" Rumored Cast!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14!

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