Our Favorite Candy, Tim Hortons Sells Justin Bieber Balls, and Dave's Hilarious Coming Out Story!

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Randy Newman or Choking a Cat? You Decide!
• Sing Song Time is Over, Regardless of the Razzmatazz Clause!
• We Really Do Talk Like This All of the Time!
• We Made Almond Butter Cream Icing with Cinnamon! Check Out Our Instagram to See!
• Dave's Sweet Tooth Inherited From Nan!
• Dave Loves Necco Wafers!
• Candy Issues - Who Wants Coffee Flavoured Jelly Belly Jelly Beans?
• Paul WILL Suck Your Dick for Likes!
• We Love Our Kitchenaid Mixer!
• Design Our Kitchen to Look Like Williams Sonoma!
• Restoration Hardware is Ridiculously Expensive!
• Ridiculous Massage Chairs Would Be Great For Home Theaters!
• Shush La Bouche!
• Kurtis Conner Continues to Make Dave Happy!
• Kurtis Conner is Totally Kyle Mooney's Younger Brother!
• Sad Christmas Decorations!
• Lego's Boutique Hotel!
• Dave Plans to Lose Feet to Sugar Diabetes!
• Catholics Love Sex and Large Families!
• Christmas Has Changed for Dave!
• Dave Comes Out to His Mom at Christmas!
• Paul Likes Canned Peas - What in the Actual Fuck?!
• Dave is Pretty Damned Gay!
• In the 1970s, "Bruce" Was Code for Gay!
• Mom Turns the Tables, a la Logan Roy!
• Dave Was Shocked Into Silence - That Was a Lot of Shock, Trust Me!
• All of Our Listeners Have Parents Who Have Done Dirty Things!
• Jeff Garlin Has Issues!
• Paul's Tiny Violin Makes a Comeback!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Mr. Belvedere Theme Song, by Leon Redbone!
• Leon Redbone!
• "Sesame Street" Grocery List!
• Jelly Belly Recipes!
• Ridiculous Massage Chairs!
• Angry Ikea Guy Video!
• "Morgz" Cancerous YouTube Channel!
• Kurtis Conner Rips Morgz!
• Lego Modular Buildings!
• Jeff Garlin's Vanity Fair Article!
• Bryan Callen's Issues!

MUSIC CREDIT!
Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!

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