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The Sportive is a comedy podcast devoted to Minnesota sports and other wastes of time. Join us weekly as we drink the pain away. Weaknesses: audio quality and preparation. Strengths: creative swears and inspired rants. Winner of the 2014 City Pages “Best Sports Podcast” award. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
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Brandon is the only one with access to the editing and uploading site. All Brandon knows is at the tail end of a long day he received a text from Jon and Stu reporting they deposited an episode into the podcast hopper along with a suggested show title, and a request to upload for the world's delight. The contents and topics of said show? Your guess…
 
NEWCOMERS EDITION. We throw down our takes on Carlos Correa, Za'Darius Smith and Marc-Andre Fleury. The analogies were solid gold and NOT strained or forced. Bonus: Chicken accidentally doxxed himself at one point which forced the producer to learn how to add a posthumous bleep. Good times. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Full cast for this one. Items: Determining what we need from the Twins to stop us from a full rage New-school egghead Vikings regime, same results What happened to the Wild and how to right the ship All hail the most stable franchise in town: The Timberwolves Read that last bullet again, wtaf No way we regret that opinion 90 seconds on the Loons Se…
 
The whole gang's BACK. Topics: Vikings new hire reactions, prediction on Kirk returning or not and Super Bowl rooting interests Wild: how a dynasty was created Wolves: the first 7 seed in league history to have a roster of 15 untouchable guys Jon starts to tell us about his vacation and we cut him off after one sentence to piss and moan about winte…
 
Jon, Stu, and Chiken return after the death of a computer (RIP) to talk about the end of an era for the Vikings, the chances that Spielman / Zimmer / Cousins will return next year, the Winter Classic, and mayhem with the Wild's roster. Plus: luchador masks and Zoom calls? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Jon and B record a special FRIDAY NIGHT show because we couldn't wait to discuss: (2:45) the state of the Wolves and an angry/confusing Andrew Wiggins rant, (35:40) a Vikings check-in, (49:00) quick hitter on the juggernaut Wild and (1:04:00) B breaks down an absolutely perplexing text from a neighbor. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out …
 
Jon and Brox go all in on the NBA. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. We get sappy about our beloved Wolves, then give in-season bros & turds, offer a few medium-spice takes and end with predictions. And a special guest stops by which - believe us when we tell you - you do not want to miss. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Chicken Fingers back? Chicken Fingers back. Topics: (2:00) Vikes game recap plus a detailed Zimmer-Cousins “celebration” analysis, (31:00) an epic disaster by the Loons, and (44:00) Wolves bros and turds. Chicken picked actual rostered players this year, shocking us all. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
1:00 - Quick recap of what happened while we were gone 6:00 - Let's name some medalists 21:30 - Twins ughhh 52:00 - Kirk Cousins' Popemobile At some point in there we also ranted about the Rubio trade, talked dogs, and broke the news of our exciting used car purchases. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
In order to reclaim our crowd as Podcast King of the Dads, we talked about humidity for five minutes to start this show. After that, we just tried to avoid talking Twins as long as possible. This meant we talked about the Lynx, new women's soccer teams in Minnesota, and USA/Mexico until we finally had to start talking about Gerrit Cole's inability …
 
Jon and B discuss: (2:00) Wild playoff scenarios and outlook, (24:05) we love the Wolves almost as much as we love being wrong, (38:30) we calmly lay out the case to not panic about the Twins yet, jk it is panic time, (47:30) a mini Loons season preview, (53:00) life and work and parenting in a vaccinated world. Jon went all-in on rants, just fyi. …
 
Jon and Stu circle up for our monthly podcast, in which we sob about the Twins bullpen, get distracted by the Caps and Rangers instead of talking about the Wild, ignore the Vikings draft so we can talk about Aaron Rodgers, do a tight three minutes on the Wolves because Brandon's not around, complain about the Loons, and get on board with the Lynx b…
 
Stu is at the bar! In a sign of what we hope are good things to come, our fully vaccinated co-host Stu went to the Bulldog in St. Paul and recorded an episode on the Sportive Hotline, while drinking Fireball and generally losing it. Brandon and Jon (not fully vaccinated, still at home) joined him to discuss the Twins' scuffles, the Loons' TV contra…
 
Stu and Jon are back for another week of Minnesota sports news. This week, that's mostly twenty minutes of talk about the Wild's decision to scratch Zach Parise from the lineup, a sign that things are bewilderingly different in St. Paul these days. We then cover the bleak basketball scenes in Minnesota, discuss whether the Twins have enough pitchin…
 
It's a Hockey Guys episode of the Sportive, as Jon and the artist formerly known as Clarence gather to talk about your Minnesota Wild. Discussed: the wizardry of Kirill Kaprizov, the comfort of the goaltenders moving away from the interstate highway, why Ryan Hartman isn't who we thought he was, why wings are the first basemen of the hockey world, …
 
Jon and Stu run a two-man show this week. Topics: The NHL's ongoing battle with the evil sky orb Trying to keep the Timberwolves talk under five minutes How to pronounce "Tagovailoa" and why the Vikings can't trade Kirk Cousins Which Teams Have The Wild Played? An Update The Jon Marthaler Q&A hour (soccer! Formula 1! Australian Rules Football!) Stu…
 
(3:00) We daydream about other teams Kirk Cousins could be on next season, (18:00) we up the ridiculousness ante and admit to caring about the Wolves, (37:00) Wild outbreak szn, (51:00) meandering one-offs including beer, parenting, how we’re surviving and when we think life will improve. Against all odds and in the face of reason, we are optimisti…
 
We somehow - and no one really knows how or why - begin the podcast with movie reviews? Then (8:15) we bless the impossible Deshaun Watson trade and review the deliciously tragic Packers loss, (32:00) talk hot stove, (52:00) do a tight five on the Wild and for some reason end with the Wolves. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informatio…
 
We hit on all the misery this week. (1:30) Vikings season wrap and a quick playoff preview, (16:45) Jon tries to convince us to watch Karen Carpenter and the Minnesota Wild, (34:45) B rants about the Wolves and then (49:40) rants event harder about a proposed DH rule. We wrap with (1:01:00) a Dadlife segment and end (1:16:20) by saying goodbye to a…
 
Jon and B lament the Loons heartbreaker (0:50), piss and moan about the Vikings AGAIN (34:30), luxuriate in the brilliant idea to trade James Harden to the Wolves (53:00) and then B has his best idea yet on how to save the kids from falling behind in school (1:09:00). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Our world-famous live update segment continues with the Loons playoff game (0:30), B rants about the Vikings again (13:00), then a quick round-the-horn about Rosario, Wolves lineup, NHL plans, etc before (1:04:30) Stu loses his goddamn mind over a discussion about singing drummers. Blame Chicken. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inform…
 
THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE, but in just 19 short years we did 300 episodes. Long-time fans may remember us from such topics as the Vikings being terrible (3:00), the Wild being forgettable (28:30), and Wolves fans being delusional (33:00). Plus a new segment called Rabbit Hole, featuring the insane life of Eric Clapton (42:00). We close out the …
 
Jon, Stu and B are back to cover (1:45) the Twins and the new MLB playoff rules, (15:15) Vikings bros & turds, (53:45) a BREAKING and POINTLESS Wild trade, and finally (60:00) the NBA and other assorted thoughts. Just a few bros leaving it all on the field, as we do. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
Jon, Stu and B cover (1:40) the NBA’s definite, no doubt about it, nothing’s gonna stop us now return, (26:00) “real or fake names of Wisconsin strip clubs” trivia, (39:00) hollering about yet another bad MLB rule change and (47:00) DAD HOBBIES. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.…
 
The foursome returns to (1:00) celebrate the Cabin Beer as the bracket champ and choose their own bracket faves, (28:45) preview the NFL draft, kind of, and (47:00) review the first episodes of The Last Dance. Plus we play our favorite game “Where is this college located?” and threaten to turn it into a full episode. See acast.com/privacy for priva…
 
With no Gopher Football spring game this week, the podcast Gopher Football committee (Jon, official Gopher Football expert and brother Dave, and newly-minuted auxiliary Gopher Football expert and brother Shimul) gather to do an all-Minnesota gridiron episode. We review the 2019 season and Remember Some Games, figure out which players return in 2020…
 
NOTE: Apparently the audio was broken on our earlier attempt at this. Please redownload. Jon, Stu, and Clarence/Chiken gather to discuss the beer bracket, Edina, Tiger King, the cancellation of Grandma's Marathon (with Mandy), and offer a brief salute to Joe Diffey. We couldn't do an entire episode without mentioning covid-19, just as no one can ta…
 
Sports happened in February? That's new. (0:54) Breaking down all the hell that broke loose for the Wild, (25:38) planning the parade route for Wolves GM Gilda Radner after the Wiggins trade, (37:08) apparently the Astros blowback will never end, and (49:30) big shoutout to former kicker Jason Elam for his brilliant end-of-game hoops strategy. A tr…
 
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