We haven't touched on George Lucas' cinematic sins in a while, but this probably wasn't the one you were expecting us to tackle next. This week, we take a trip to Nostalgiatown, California as we examine the sequel to one of the most profitable films of all time, American Graffiti. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord S…

Aca-scuse me?! We're doing what now?! Yes, thanks to one of our lovely VIPs, we're here to battle over the Barden Bellas. Will you miss Pitch Perfect 3 when it's gone? We hope not because it's time for us to fix it! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Ins…

Another week, another VIP pick. And this one is gonna divide some people. There are those who have seen and love the comedic horror tropes of the House series, those who have seen them and don't really care for it, and those who have never heard of the franchise at all. Regardless of where you sit, it's time for us to create a solid haunted house s…

Sometimes, when you're successful enough in another career and make friends with directors, you get to make a film of your own. And if you're a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, it's only natural that it's a kung fu film with an awesome soundtrack. This week, we're taking on The Man With The Iron Fists 2 - will our Sequelisers Style be strong enough? Fin…

It's another VIP pick and that means another horny film, apparently! Philip Morgan has chosen Cruel Intentions 2... No, wait, that's a prequel! It's actually Cruel Intentions 3! So, let's spell the alphabet with our tongues and sniff our crucifix necklaces as we fix an utterly awful sequel to a 90s cult classic. Free bonus content Jack's full pitch…

Quick, name three movies about Greek-American culture. If you said My Big Fat Greek Wedding, congratulations. So this week we're going Greek, from the Windex to the walls. Because while My Big Fat Greek Wedding was a fair amount of fun, the sequel is anything but. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Websi…

Time to crack open a cold one with the boys, except the cold one is a barrel of experimental army gas, and the boys are all unstoppable corpses. That's right, we're taking on The Return of the Living Dead franchise this week, exploring its weird legal history, its huge impact on zombie lore, and its absolutely terrible sequels. Altogether now... "b…

We've put a spell on you and one way or another, we're gonna getcha getcha getcha. That's right, we're heading to Salem to fix the disappointing sequel that came out in 2022, Hocus Pocus 2. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequ…

The absolute pinnacle of "that had a sequel?" 1983s WarGames stands as both an interesting example of cold war fears, as well as some early AI and automation fears that are still relevant to this day. WarGames: The Dead Code is just a big pile of arse-water. So brace yourselves. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/se…

Send your mind back 20 years - George Bush is about to win a second term as President, "Drop It Like It's Hot" is in the charts, and Ashton Kutcher is about to time travel himself into trouble. This week, we're taking a look at The Butterfly Effect and its terrible, direct-to-DVD sequel. Can we flap our wings and make something good out of this mes…

Thanks to one of our Patreon VIPs, the Sequelisers head to the Appalachian Mountains and delve into some caves (and probably some pools of blood and/or faeces). While they're there, they try to fix the disappointing sequel, The Descent Part 2. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter:…

Are you familiar with the trucker movie craze that swept the US from the late 1970s to early 1980s? Don't worry, not many are. But one of our VIPs is and wanted us to talk about a beloved classic that simply didn't translate well outside of America: Smokey and the Bandit II. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequel…

It's time for Season 14, and we're kicking off with a recent film that screamed franchise potential and then flushed it all down the toilet with an incoherent second film. Can we save Kingsman: The Golden Circle, or is it destined to be more of a golden shower? Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers…

From briefcases and statues to sledges and Privates, the history of cinema is full of MacGuffins. Join the Sequelisers for this inter-season finale where they define, discuss and even rank some of cinema's greatest MacGuffins. Patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Music by Daniel Wil…

It's the last VIP pick of the interseason and it's about every kid's favourite subject: dinosaurs. But, of course, there's a twist. We can't talk about Jurassic Park. Well, that's not entirely accurate. Our objective is to talk about all the other instances of dinosaur movies that aren't Jurassic Park and namely, how come no one can really get it r…

From the earliest days of cinema, film-makers have brought us visions of extra-terrestrial life, from little green men to unknowable intelligences far too abstract to describe. This week, we're exploring how alien designs dictate their role on film, impacting everything from story to performance. Plus, we pick some of favourite extremely alien alie…

From the childhood joys of Babe and Homeward Bound to the existential horrors of Dolittle (2020) and the boredom of Garfield (2024), there have been many talking animals in movies. Thanks to Hyperdudeman, one of our VIPs, we're discussing them on this episode! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.s…