Which NHL goal horn is the horniest of them all? Also: John Lennon (sort of) imagines a world without hockey, and Taylor stumbles upon a galaxy brain level Jeff Goldblum joke. Timestamps (Spoilers!)0:00 Puck Face Theme/Intro2:00 News Jokes5:32 Detroit7:00 Detroit plus “Imagine”7:41 Florida10:24 Washington12:02 New Jersey14:38 Philadelphia16:35 Anah…

Anchors away! Shitty costumes, geo-blocks, hockey twitter and…Klingons?! Taylor & Aleris discuss bad allyship in hockey culture, recap the NHL season so far, and welcome the latest addition to the Hockey D&D party. Recorded twice because winter came to Taylor’s laptop and froze Garageband.Timestamps0:00 Fake Ass Gilligan’s Island/Intro3:52 News Jok…

All 31 NHL teams get song treatment in our 2017/18 season preview episode! Also: A look into on how mainstream hockey media has shaped the narrative re: Penguins’ decision to visit the White House. Plus, the return of Hockey D&D League. Song List/Timestamps3:23 Arizona5:22 Anaheim6:09 Calgary 7:35 Edmonton9:33 Los Angeles10:37 San Jose11:16 Vancouv…