Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into ...
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381: You Are Cordially Required To Attend
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380: The Moustache Is Gleaming in the Moonlight
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379: We Could Use a God Like Blobby
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378: I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Recaps
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377: A Life Boat Death Sentence
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376: Disembowel Service
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374: I'm Wearing Lead Underwear
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373: ...But There Are So Many Levers In There!
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372: Raphina Hayworth
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371: I Know My Person Screams
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369: Vertical Wooden Constructive Material Components
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368: She Doesn't Like Bulges
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367: 700 Darts That All Fire At His Neck
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366: This Is an Intervention About You Saying Nar All the Time
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365: No Problem Off My Skin
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364: Pit For Pate!
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363: You Would Have to Share the Room With Laser
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361: A Poopdown Service
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360: The Perfect Cast
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359: In Verde Veritas
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358: You My Pink-Eyed Girl
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357: A Serpent in a Pierogi: THAT I Would Eat
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356: I'm Clearly Navigating a Proboscis
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355: There's No Escaping Mark Jesson
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354: I Have Bad Dreams and My Pee Smells Funny
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351: A Beautiful Mourning
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350: One Free Backrub
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348: Poppin' a Crabbie
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347: A Retroactive Terminal Illness
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346: The Death of Batthwack Medrach
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345: They Were At Lemon's Leap!
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344: The Peaks Are What They Seem
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343: An Abandoned Outhouse in the Middle of Town
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342: Self-Flatulation
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341: King Batthwack Is Not an Extreme Couponer
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340: The Great Court Case of Haps v. Wiles
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338: He Shall Jump on a Trampoline in the Autumn Time
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337: The First Time Batthwack EVER Got It
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336: Brackishly Clear
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335: I Draw the Line at Beating up Funeral Participants
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334: Grind the Poopdeck!
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333: Less Than Kind
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