Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to rattle at us like a dying light bulb and appreciate the main feed's episode naming conventions. Then they reflect on Thelais getting lit up like one of the Beacons of Gondor while literally fighting for his life. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow alon…

The Devil is back for round 2. After politely sitting on the sidelines while we cleaned up her supposed allies, a former foe makes us the same offer that we already refused once. Though no one had died before she offered it last time. Will this round go any differently? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fol…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to continue the tradition of not getting Alex's introductory reference before getting into the weeds about how a specific weapon enchantment functions. Then Richter forgets his own notes about the episode as the guys had to play cleanup against way too many enemies. As always, you can find us on Twitter …

Our old friend couldn't stay long, but her lackeys are still hanging around making things difficult for us. Now we're on cleanup duty trying to pick up the mess that was left for us while trying not to offend the otherworldly lady lounging in the corner. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with o…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get lost discussing representation in old Johnny Knoxville movies before they get around to talking about how cruel the players are in regards to NPCs in the main campaign. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an…

After a long, deadly day in Fallow Deep, we finally got a chance to rest and recuperate a little bit. Now it's time to get back to it though, and the first thing we came across upon our re-entry is a couple of old friends with unfinished business with us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss half grains vs. whole grains and gush over the pyric victories the guys have done in a single adventuring day. Then they speculate on Tom's tendency to perform diplomatic functions with a level of tact that would make Richard Nixon blush. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp…

It's time to cash in our favor after risking our lives and the lives of others in the process of completing it. Also, witnessing the repercussions of our actions is not as cathartic as we had hoped, but at least we get to accomplish one good deed. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our expl…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to briefly discuss how much they just do not trust the super helpful ghoul that the guys have befriended on the main show, despite all assurances to the contrary. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at Ins…

We made it out of the Petrified Halls, and even made some new friends along the way. Now, we've run into an old acquaintance who's having a lucid day for once, though even his periods of lucidity are vexing to us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to pick up on episode naming conventions and to get old cartoon references. Then, they delve into the latest semi-hopeless combat going on in the main feed and discussing inappropriate interpretations of Joe's combat strategy. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fo…

This is messy. In our attempts to sneak around behind Aeonte's back to create some mischief in her Petrified Halls, we accidentally stumbled right into her bedroom, so now we have to scramble for our lives and do our best not to turn to stone in the process. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along wi…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the shortest episode of Inspired Incompetence to date. Then, to pad the time, they get into a discussion about the differences between comic book movie studios and offer some suggestions on how to fix things. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow …

Things have broken down in our negotiations with Aeonte, and now we have to complete the task we were given the hard way. Her proclivity for turning people into statues is surely no trouble for adventurers such as ourselves, though. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can s…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back on location this week to mix up disco hits and covers. Then, they get into the negotiating tactics the guys used and try to figure out why these powerful creatures they're dealing with are even willing to negotiate in the first place. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fo…

We've met with the foreman of one of the wings of Fallow Deep and come to a tentative agreement to receive payment for services rendered. Now it's time to work on rendering those services so we can reap the rewards. We just need to not get ourselves reaped in the process. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week shortly after Richter's dental work, so things get weird quickly. Well, weirder than usual I suppose. Plus, some bad singing and incorrectly remembering the name of a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual…

The Stitched Wing of Fallow Deep has certainly lived up to its reputation thus far, evoking just the type of atmosphere you would expect from a place with such a name in a giant undead factory. Now it's time to meet the man (sort of) in charge of the place and see what he has to say for himself. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the precise value of sugar substitutes in soda and the skinless horrors the players have been dealing with. Then, the parade of horrors continue as they delve into the group's attempt to avoid combat and steal kills from one another. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our M…

This dungeon just keeps getting more and more fun. From the decadence in the underground cathedral to the dangerously deadly devil to the monster hiding in a skin suit, it's just been one delightful turn after another. Now, we come to what looks like a meat locker, just to further the creepy atmosphere of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to once again not understand the intro before discussing PC PTSD and relishing in the reference to the group's favorite psychopomps. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic…

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun time, let's see what's going on over there. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time on…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishment. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We …

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our a…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for ou…

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual …

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We lo…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Br…

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died. We've got two very exciting things…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to brea…

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral. This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! Fir…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our ex…

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you'r…

Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying conclusion, and we just might learn something along the way. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along w…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to clamor for the explicit version of the podcast. Then, they go over the mid-combat check in with the characters and delve deep into Argenus's flashback which explains just so many thing. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you ca…

We've made it to the entrance hallway to the undead production facility, but we still have the bouncer to deal with, and we apparently have some beef with his family. Then, a bit of Argenus's past trauma resurfaces to provide a headache for everyone involved. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along w…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week and are joined by surprise guest Alex, who spends some time blaming tech support for his own problems before finally answering the first question asked of him. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at Inspir…

After checking out the basement of Hammer Rock for a while, it's time to finally dig down to what we are really after. As is tradition, once we get down there, it's time to deal with another bouncer before we can really get to the task at hand. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploit…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second-guess proposed oaths and wax hopeful about some potential reunions with old friends. Then, the definitions of different video game genres ties the hosts into knots. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an …

We're barely into this basement and there's already a pile of corpses in our wake. Now it's time to see if there's anything else down here that wants to stand in our way before we work our way even deeper beneath the ruins of Hammer Rock. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the most important issue facing our time: Which chain pizza restaurant is the best? After that, they get back into the conclusion of the marathon battle the guys have been dealing with. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, …

The battle continues as we continue to just get piled on by a veritable horde of giants. Even a new guy showing up with a terrifying suit of armor to join the fray barely registers among the sheer number of giants we're trying to mow down. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, yo…

There's been a coup! Lord Richter has been kicked out of his seat for a week as his better half takes his place to talk with Lady Toast to discuss Toast's love of Pathfinder combat and how delightful ball puns can be. Then the conversation turns to old battery commercials in an effort to talk about just about anything else. As always, you can find …

After a brief respite, it's time to get back to it. We've begun delving beneath Hammer Rock to find what Tar Baphon was looking for, but we have been quickly waylaid by some giants. They are proving more nuisance than anything, but they just...keep...coming. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along wi…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the efficacy of the group's use of Greater Teleport. Then they get into a lengthy discussion about how diamonds are shaped and crushed. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetenc…

The Rock has been Hammered, a ritual has been performed, we've made a new friend (and lost one along the way), and now it's time to get a little R&R back in a place of relative safety after far too much teleporting. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss jiggle physics. Then, Richter tells the story of how he singlehandedly saved Men In Black from being ruined by a California focus group before getting back to the task at hand. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can…

We've gathered the necessary herbs, so now it's time to smoke 'em! Nothing says "good times" like spending hours performing a dangerous occult ritual to break a magic effect woven by one of the most powerful spellcasters to ever live. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can…