Marlene Marcos (Just The Funny) joins us to share stories about theft. We also discuss Disney princesses, wolf shirts, and AOL discs. Marlene plays Crack The Case and Unbelievable Laws for The Cat Network.

Victoria Vercellotti joins us to tell a joint story with Dave about a "trip" to a Renaissance Fair. We also discuss "young professionals," South Park Pinball, and "Thank you, you're welcome." Victoria plays Crime Movie Countdown and Ask Me for the Western Pennsylvania Humane Society.

Jude Silveira (BigBlueDoor.org) joins us to share stories about trouble caused as kids or by people we knew as kids. We also discuss Mario Kart spoilers, "crossing swords," by-the-book cops, and time loops. Jude plays Really Strange Reports and The Perfect Crime for the Piedmont Council for the Arts.…

Courtney Francis (Steel City Improv), our new segment producer, joins us as we catch up on what's been going on during our hiatus. We also discuss bustles, the new Seven Dwarves, chaos theory, the Flee The Scene drinking game, Irish Garfield, and Dave's World.

Storyteller and improviser, Emily Bolecek (BigBlueDoor.org), joins us to share stories about trespassing and breaking in. We also discuss frumors & trumors, sweet-ass fish lighters, and "community victims." Emily plays Law & Order: BSD and What's The Story for the Blue Ridge Area Food Bank.

Apparel artist, Guice Mann (GuiceMann.com), joins us to share stories about getting high at school. We also discuss embodied cognition, how Dave got expelled (twice), quantum indeterminacy, and basketball. Guice Mann plays Crack the Case, Unbelievable Laws, and Ask Me for the Red Cross.

Cody, Kasey's brother, joins us in front of a live audience to share stories of dumb things done in crowds. We also discuss everyday pumpkins, Family Circus ghosts, blaming Obama, and "street magic." Dave's sister, Ellen, plays Cody in True Crime and What's the Story for Animal Friends.

Dave Slebodnick joins us to share stories about pissing (often while drunk). We also discuss The "Crotch" Game, sticky condiment bucket, Rectangle Throw, and creepy grocery stores. Dave plays Crack the Case and True Crime for the ASPCA.

No guest this episode as Kasey & Dave tell a joint story, catch up on some This Weeks, and do a Job Lib. We also discuss farting back and forth, electromagnetic cold spots, how not to use a fake ID, and Atlas Ball.

Nate Kushner (Igloos, stand up) returns to share stories about trashing hotels. We also discuss Clerks the Animated Series, South of the Border, practice beers, and Advanced Hilton. Nate plays Mind Crime and Me Ask for World Bicycle Relief.

Mike Still (UCB LA) joins us to tell a joint story about confrontations. We also discuss foot fetishes, fucking vs. making love, the troops, and "Mike still" tweets. Mike plays Ask Me and What's The Story for the Polaris Project.

Davin Pavlas (What Is Wrong With Me) joins us to share stories about being jackasses on the internet. We also discuss gross breakfast, Legos, Dave's new nickname, and how Kasey ruined Davin's sex life. Davin plays Crack The Case and Law & Order: BSD for Innovations for Poverty Action.

Anna Graizbord (Critical Mob) joins us to share stories about calling the cops, even when that's not the best idea. We also discuss eating meals way too early, esoteric chain restaurants, people the same age as you who aren't as cool, and 91DAD. Anna plays Life Imitates Bart and Crime Movie Countdown for Planned Parenthood.…

Jen Bokoff (Pre-Recorded Late Night, Magnet Theater) joins us to share stories about pranks. We also discuss horrible cat noises, scamming old people, the Penn State racquetball scandal, and inventing a dumb charity. Jen plays True Crime and Unbelievable Laws for LIFT.

Jessica Charlton (If You're Feeling...) joins us to share stories about embarrassment. We also discuss ants fighting and committing crimes, how we pay our rent, "Shucky Darn!," and screwing up history. Jessica plays Crack The Case and Unbelievable Laws for March of Dimes.

Nick Luciano (Improv Movie Party) returns to share stories about getting in trouble with girlfriends. We also discuss "The 5," yakoryack@gmail.com, all-bureau submarines, how to live forever, and ruining wedding videography. Nick plays Ask Me and Crime Movie Countdown for the Boys and Girls Club.

Jay Frosting (Pre-Recored Late Night) joins us to share stories from band camp. We also discuss pre-internet porn, bionic implants, albino bees, and finger-banging. Jay plays Crack The Case and the final version of Incomplete Crimes for Planned Parenthood.

Lacroix Scott (Lacroix the Beauty Blog) joins us to share stories about getting detained. We also discuss the Aztec Center for Flaming Lips Tickets, days turning into years, air travel tips, and 19th century spas. Lacroix plays Drug Talk and Unbelievable Laws for World Bicycle Relief.

Kasey's wife, Jill, joins us to share stories about terrible experiences with neighbors. We also discuss Latin food, thieving ferrets, and old Polish ladies & play Crack the Case and Law & Order: BSD for Alley Cat Allies.

Kasey's dad, Tracy, joins us to share stories about dads causing and remedying trouble. We also discuss psychic grandmas, chili-eating baby birds, and the time Kasey was in a Sharon Stone movie. Tracy plays True Crime and Crack The Case for the Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.

Justin Wells returns to share stories about public and private indecency. We also discuss business math, a new ad campaign for K-Mart, and unneeded story specifics & play Crack The Case and Ask Me for Doctors Without Borders.

Dan Hopper (BestWeekEver.TV) joins us to share pot stories that go wrong. We also discuss hover boards, rape Hulk, and DennisHopperPillStories1 & play True Crime and Life Imitates Bart for Rose Charities.

Our anonymous guest dons the pseudo-name Timmy Zietler to share stories about hard times involving hard drugs. We also discuss the geekiest kinda-crimes, asleep vs. passing out, and bad descriptions & play Law & Order: Bullshit Detection and Drug Talk for Autism Speaks.

Janna Natali, our own bathroom graffiti curator, joins us to share stories about fun stuff going down during and after weddings. We also discuss pelting people with intellectual disabilities with balls, cookie tables, and how to throw a punch & play Ask Me and Crime Movie Countdown for Planned Parenthood.…

Tessa Karel (Steel City Improv) joins us to share stories about house sitting gone awry. We also discuss duck lawyers, animals eating cigarette butts, and getting dishonored & play True Crime and an all-Virginia version of Unbelievable Laws for Edutopia.

Bridgid Ryan (UCB NY) joins us to share stories about college, with all of the tropes including drinking, parties, and exploring sexuality. We also discuss Hugh Grant haircuts, beard velcro, and "sports hot" & play Crack the Case and an international edition of Unbelievable Laws for Mishkan Synagogue.…

No guest this episode as Kasey & Dave tell a joint story about Saturday night mayhem in New York City. Vandalism, stealing, romance, Chicago, and much more! We also play a game of One-Downing each other.

Our anonymous lady guest, who we make up names for throughout the show, joins us as we share stories about mischief in hotels and motels. We also discuss middle school entrepreneurs, Lynchian events, crotchless chaps, and show tunes & play Incomplete Crimes and Unbelievable Laws for Doctors Without Borders.…

Matt Little (Left Handed Radio, UCB NY) joins us as we share stories about friends getting us in trouble. We also invent fake websites, discuss music of the 90s, & play True Crime and Ask Me for Planned Parenthood.

Matt Denton joins us as Adam Chizmar, Justin Wells, and John Galo share stories about times he got black out drunk. We hear about the birth and death of Denton's Jekyll and Hyde lifestyle as a crazy drunkman.

Kate Laishley joins us as we share stories from traveling about shady scenarios, creepos, and drunken mayhem. We also discuss jazz music, hate on logic puzzles, & play Incomplete Crimes for the ASPCA.

Kasey's brother, Cody, joins us to share stories about goofs and troublemaking in high school. We also discuss over-the-top hypothetical pranks, experience the Shamrock Shake Showdown, & play Crack the Case and Ask Me for Planned Parenthood.

Comedian & musician Nate Kushner joins us to share stories about tripping and hallucinogens. We also discuss riding on cars, remember The Wizard, & play Unbelievable Laws for THON.org.

Kasey & Dave are joined by artman Justin Wells to share stories about prank calls. We also discuss pizza and racism & play Ask Me for childsplaycharity.org.

Kasey & Dave are joined by filmman Nick Luciano to share stories about property damage. We also discuss fake and real Facebook groups, Puppies vs. Babies, and the secret behind Yocco's hot dogs & play Mind Crimes and True Crime.

Kasey & Dave are joined by artist Adam Chizmar to share stories about stealing. We also discuss defunct department stores, share horrible Craigslist ads, & play Crack the Case and True Crime.