A podcast about two wives, Nora and Autumn, just hangin out. Podcast art by boocanan
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Dragon Readers 17: An Era Gone
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Episode Notes We did it! Thank you so much to everyone who listened to the pod. This episode, we watched the film adaptation of Eragon! It's not what I would call a good movie, but I enjoyed it. I don't know that everyone else will have the same reaction... While this is coming out now we did record it a month ago so if you sent in an email we did …
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Dragon Readers 16: Just a Cthulhu
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Episode Notes we did it! we read the damn books. thank you to everyone for coming on this journey with us. please send us emails for our finale!
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Dragon Readers 15: Christopher Paolini Presents: The Witcher 3
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Episode Notes We're back with the first half of 2023's Murtagh! Join us as we see...that it's quite a bit like To Sleep in a Sea of Stars. This is the author that Chris has evolved into, for good or ill. We think it's for ill. Regardless, you'd best start believin' in RPG plots; you're in one!
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184. Dragon Readers 14: I'm Glad You Remember Oromis's Ass And Balls
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Episode Notes We're back! Much like in Eragon, the dragons have returned and its our job to read about them. This episode we read The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm, a collection of short stories set in the world of Eragon! These are all little vignettes with framing devices as Eragon hears. watches, or reads about the mysterious goings on in the worl…
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183. Eight Minutes of Elden Ring Lore
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I love my wife
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182. He Got Whizzer'd
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Due to a reaction between his latent genetic mutation and an injection of mongoose blood, Robert Frank has the ability to move at superhuman speed and has superhuman reflexes. He can create cyclones by running in circles, and can run up walls and across water. Even in middle age, he was running at approximately 100 mph. The Whizzer has learned a un…
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181. Dragon Readers 13: Offscreen Dragonfucking
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Episode Notes Endings, farewell, and see-you-soons. We did it! We finished the four books of the Inheritance Cycle. Next up: The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm! Thank you everyone for joining us on this quest. It's been fun!
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180. Dragon Readers 12: Giant Calloused Freak Hands
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Episode Notes Eragon and Saphira go on a quest to discover the truth behind a mysterious prophecy, seek their true names, eat some snails, and realize that the world is round. All in a day's work for a dragon and rider. Next time, we finish the book! And the Cycle!
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179. Dragon Readers 11: Neither Delicious Nor Etrian
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Episode Notes More nothing! But also, some of the coolest magic shit in the series. Next time we will have more to talk about though!! Next reading: "By the Banks of Lake Leona" - "Return"
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178. Dragon Readers 10: Nothing Happens
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Episode Notes We read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon fucks around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.
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177. Dragon Readers 09: He Pulled The SSR Banner Version Of His Mom
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Episode Notes Welcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monst…
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175. Dragon Readers 08: I've Read A Story Before
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Episode Notes We're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters? Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!
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176. Ornate CG Matte Paintings
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Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire
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174. Dragon Readers 07: Eragon's Wizard Cum Jar
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Episode Notes We're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders! Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."
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173. Dragon Readers 06: Ethically Blowing Up The Rabbits' Brains To Get That Meat
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Episode Notes After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching even…
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172. My Name's Astarion. I Was In Baldur's Gate When Those Beasts Snatched Me.
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Episode Notes Hey look! Autumn and Nora recorded an Export Audio! This time, we decided to chat a little about Baldur's Gate 3.
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171. Dragon Readers 05: Eragon's Thirty Second Racism Arc
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Episode Notes Welcome back! This week, we wrap up our time with Eldest! Familiar faces are revealed, and the war begins in earnest. What further adventures await our beloved heroes? Read on!
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170. Dragon Readers 04: Anti-Elf Union Group
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Episode Notes Rawr! That means I love you in dragon. Anyway, welcome back! This week, TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!!!!! Eragon undergoes transformations both physical and intellectual, strikes the FUCK out with the lady, and generally tries to ready himself to be a guy in a fantasy plot. Meanwhile, Roran becomes Charlton Heston on a boat.…
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169. Dragon Readers 03: How Dare You Eowyn Me, It's 2005!
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Episode Notes We're back in the saddle again! This week on Dragon Readers we started the second book of the Inheritance Cycle, Eldest! We also get introduced to our first non-Eragon POV chapters, which causes...a stir. Join us for bug men, dwarf culture, Tea Party guys circa 2005, and a dissection of elves! Music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod Our …
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168. Dragon Readers 02: You Gave That Baby A Class Level
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Episode Notes Welcome back! This week, we finished Eragon and talked about dwarves, whiny boys, wizards, and more! Next episode: Eldest, "A Twin Disaster" through "Out of the Past" Music: Sky Cuillin by Kevin Macleod
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166. They Pre-Gamed a Maclunkey
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This week, we are joined by Crystal to talk about Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon a moving that is surprisingly good. By which I mean it's a little surprising that it's good.
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167. Dragon Readers 01: Definitely Not Jeremy Fucking Irons
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Episode Notes Hail and well met, adventurer! We here at Export Audio are proud to present a new podcasting venture: Dragon Readers! Every fortnight, Em & Nora will read and discuss a selection of chapters from Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle! This week, we read the first 35 chapters of Eragon, concluding with The Ra'zac's Revenge. Next epis…
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165. Life Day Special 2023: Medieval Peasants Couldn't Handle the Mask [Nice Copy] (Feat. Niamh)
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Episode Notes Another year has gone by, and here we are again. We hope this episode finds you well, and if not, here's to a better year in 2024. Happy Life Day!
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164. The Blakes Top 100 Games of All Time! Number 21 May Surprise You!
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Hello friends! Inspired by Voip, we made lists of the best video games and talked about them into a microphone for 3 hours. I hope you enjoy! Forgive the overly compressed audio. I realized too late in the editing process we were kind of quiet so i just had to run the compressor a second time and hope for the best. It's probably fine, but I'm feeli…
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163: Ken's Little Kickey-doos (Ho ha hiya)
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I'm back from my break! Nora and I both are playing so much Street Fighter!
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162. Wife Quiz: Two Decades of Excellence
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Episode Notes Welcome! We're back with our second anniversary podcast! Of our marriage, I mean. Not of the show. The show is a BIT older than that. We'd really like to do more Export, but it's sometimes a bit hard to fit into the schedule. Please enjoy!
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161. Benevolent Theocratic Absolute Monarchy
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In which we just kinda bullshit for 90 minutes. Anyway get your emails in about Shrek! exportaudiopodcast@gmail.com
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160. Fire, Ice, Fire and Ice, & Bilbo's Hole
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We watched some silly movies and talked about them. It's export, you know what it is.
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159. Life Day Special 2022: Figrin D'an [Nice Copy] (feat. Jackson Tyler)
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For some reason, we are doing this again. As we will continue to do until we're both dead. This year, we dragged Jackson into it! Thank you Jackson. Happy Life Day to you, dearest listener.
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158. The Seven Grogus of Ingmar Bergman
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157. Hegel And Marx Make Erotic Requests
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We're back! We talk about our memories of the Nintendo Wii and the times we had this week watching the Tremors series. Expect more to come on that front, weirdly enough.
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156. NWBY 28: Hot Swapping British People
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We're back!!! We were delayed but we are back to talk about RWBY, on which opinions are mixed, but in a way that makes sense. Also Jackson is here for silly reasons. They don't know shit about RWBY but that's fine.
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155. Pox Machina II
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Episode Notes This time I'm joined by friend of the show Kim to talk about the next 3 episodes of the Legend of Vox Machina! It's a terrible cartoon. Also she didn't watch the first 3 episodes. Boogie when he pops the phantom idk i didnt watch the show
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154. Chaos Is Power
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We watched Sonic 2! That's it! That's the episode description!
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153. NWBY 27: Where's Whereby
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Episode Notes NWBY is back! it's the girls! the first person to email us with another character from vacuo gets a point
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152. Duel On A Barren Moon
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Episode Notes We watched Obi-Wan Kenobi! What a tepid sendoff of the actors we liked. Dreadful show.
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151. Inhomo Supremis
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Episode Notes owl movie good
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150. Praeto = One, Morph = Rail
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Episode Notes We watched a lot of movie! Like Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, Alien Covenant, Space Jam: A New Legacy, and more! We also talk about comics and stuff. Alien fucking rules.
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149. Arrow Pointing Down 2: No Matter Where You Are, Nothing Is Happening
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Episode Notes We tried some beers and talked some sports. sound off in the comments if you also didn't make it through evil dead. the movement is real
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148. Value Isn't Real
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We are tired, friends. We are run ragged. but we missed export so we have returned to you again to deliver some fun hang out times with your favorite wives where we just chat for a while, and the episode turned out pretty good I think!
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Episode Notes We watched the first 3 episodes of the bad Amazon Critical Roll cartoon! It was bad. We talked at LENGTH about the difficulties of translating stories between mediums, the value of doing so, and dying and being dead. It's a great episode! Too bad we recorded on the wrong damn microphone. Sorry about that.…
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146. THIS IS SPARTA xD
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Episode Notes Hello listeners! We're high and we watched 300. We also talk about the top ten grossing movies of 2007, which Will Smith sci-fi movies Nora has seen, and more!
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145. Life Day Special 2021: So Many Screens [Nice Copy] (feat. Olivia Joseph)
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Episode Notes Happy Life Day everybody! We are joined this year by none other than visual novel specialist and "vtuber girl" Olivia Joseph! It's another Life Day, another time to sit down and watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. Watch along with us this brisk Life Day morn!
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144. Poptown Funk 001: Andre the Giant
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Episode Notes We're here with a brand new podcast! For five dollars a month you too can listen to Nora and Autumn roll for a random Funko Pop and consume whatever content is associated with it! Maybe it's a movie! Maybe it's a documentary! Maybe they'll have nothing to watch and will hit up a Netflix randomizer! Who knows!!! It's a journey of consu…
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143. The Chicago Moving Special: Bad food, good food, and a lot of Dark Souls
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We moved! it's been a stressful week and we are here to talk all about it!
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142. Guess I'll Play Dark Souls
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Episode Notes Molly is here! We talk about some movies, some Dark Souls, and unfortunately, Daniel Greene. That villain.
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141. It's Like A Bad Handjob
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Episode Notes In which Autumn explains mathematics, which I still think is fake
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140. Socialism Is When You Have A Big Lord Of The Rings Battle With All The Racists
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Episode Notes We're listening to Night Vale and Alice Isn't Dead for some reason and got heated
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139. Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, On A Sesame Seed Bun
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Episode Notes sometimes you do too many podcasts and you don't do export for like a month or two. oops! anyway em is here to help us get back...on track...?
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138. I Think You Can Handle The Children's TV Show
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Episode Notes Crystal came on to talk about Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Star Wars, and the DreamWorks Animated Canon! Follow her on twitter: twitter.com/ArcaneCrystal
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