Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people. In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people. Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ? My war with the fruit flies part duex Why one of the warnings before a television show should be “ The following program contains…

I was involved in a mugging gone wrong I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad Another dumb movie trope I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no” Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?” The best intersection ever Why do some places not take credit cards? Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever. Manuf…

No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says. What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now The one part of a job interview nobody should fail That’s a barn burner. .The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor "All problems can be solved by losing your temper Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”?…

Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail. The best ASMR you will ever watch Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened? Things I do because I am a bad person. The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first. why I always buy throw rugs The reason all humanity is messed up …

I have to be right, even when I am wrong Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis Legit store? Or high end garage sale? How to get rid of fruit flies? How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved? Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail? Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash Do people who work at incense shops stink ? Why must people co…

I would, but I am not a d-bag What’s up with that? Limos Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month What’s up with that? Feeding animals Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs” I would wish that on my worst enemy Why does everyone hate pennies? The People who always pay in exact change paradox I tell …

If you can’t remember it must not be important How I always take my criticism If this happens, you are not receiving a tip. I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of. Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves. Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill? There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy Why I am a bad ass The stuff I get away with bec…

You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat. My thoughts on the show “ the Curse” All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there. I have reverse imposter syndrome All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else mattersDoor dravenack

Why Valentine’s Day is a bully. Why I would never buy a used lazy boy A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles Who is a worse person? Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for. Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee The answer to all life’s problems, according to television. My favorite thin…

Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”. You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket Why I got a job at Fermi Lab Why are there bullets on the sidewalk? Outstanding is not always a good thing The only thing the library is used for now Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watc…

Even God hates the Burger King commercial The 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wilderness Chipotle is now using healthy soap I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers No swimming signs Why I spent time in jail Sad news for my cat How much do you really love your pet? Being called sir or ma’am WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY…

Why betting on football changes the way we watch Did you know that pencils do not contain lead? Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall? A pickup truck going through an identity crisis The notifications have gotten out of control Why I have a defamation suit against the dictionary Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices? I let…

What I would like to do as a prank Why water drinking contests are a bad idea Has anyone else had dreams about poop? Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in anger Stop posting riddles online You are a genius if you can solve this Why PEMDAS always causes online fights Why humans never know they made a mistake un…

I use to get excited about buying a video game , now I get excited about an avocado tool. Why are there so many dumb rules concerning gambling and buying alcohol? Why won’t my bank let me gamble even though it’s legal? Why do I have to wait until noon on Sunday to buy beer? Why the holding call is the worst penalty in football. Why you should never…

I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias. Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking? Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet? In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there? I come clean about being abused. I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and wh…

Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking about The chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.Door dravenack

I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

Door dravenack

Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I propose a way of dealing with bad breath.Door dravenack

Didn't I just do this ?Door dravenack

I talk about the vast range of human sense of humorDoor dravenack

Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about why the new invisibility cloak wouldn't be as great as it seems.Door dravenack

What happened to me while making a smoothieDoor dravenack

I talk about how companies have no idea what is really happening with their employees.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I give a very convoluted opinion of the after life.By the end I am more confusedDoor dravenack

I found a loophole to hating myself.Door dravenack

My advice if you recommend something to someone.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about how stupid people are ruining my life.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I picked the wrong profession, I should have become a sports radio guy.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I don't mind having perspective, I just don't want someone else telling me to have it.Is a zen master really a master?Door dravenack

I don't think I am alone in this one.Door dravenack

I investigate the mysteries of the Praying Mantis.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about something that almost seems too unbelievable to be coincidence.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about how impossible it is to promote yourself on Facebook, I am not sure what the point of it is anymore.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about the scam that is red light tickets, and why they must be stopped.Door dravenack

Door dravenack

I talk about people over using phrases in popular culture, and how humanity is headed for a very lazy future.Door dravenack