Train Wreck Theater is a comedy movie review podcast featuring seven lovable misfits who get drunk and argue entertainingly with one another about ridiculous movies. There is no particular rhyme or reason to which movies we decide to feature on the podcast other than that they are ones we think will entertain (or annoy) each other. Come for the comedy, stay to listen to us drunkenly ramble on about random things!
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A Boy Called Christmas (2021): 99 Turnips But A Witch Ate One
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Welcome to Season 2 Episode 2! This time, in timely fashion, we are watching "A Boy Called Christmas," coming out a mere month after Christmas because that is how we roll! Or maybe we are just way ahead of schedule for Christmas 2022! Either way, it doesn't have to be Christmas to enjoy, our antics are hilarious all of the time. Train Wreck Theater…
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The Thing (1982): Thingsgiving
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Train Wreck Theater is finally back! It is season 2 and we are only, like, two weeks late for our thanksgiving episode! But do not worry, faithful listener, because we don't actually talk about thanksgiving at all! It's Thingsgiving (The Thing 1982)! Paul, Jeannie, Juno, Aaron, Moore, and Gracie mixed a few cocktails, had a heartwarming chugging co…
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Red Dawn (2012): Red Brunch (Part Two)
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It is finally here, the Season One Finale of Train Wreck Theater! It is Part Two of our Red Dawn Reboot Spectacular! This time we discuss Red Dawn (2012) in all it's love of glamping and sandwiches. Join Aaron, Caryl Anne, Gracie, Jeannie, Juno, Moore, Peter, Paul, and Tanner as we send out this great season in style! We want to thank everyone who …
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Red Dawn (1984): Red Dawn (Part One)
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Welcome to the Reboot Rondout of Train Wreck Theater Season One! We are finishing this season with a special two-part episode series wherein we watched the first Red Dawn (1984) and next we'll watch Red Dawn (2012)! Red Dawn was made in a time when people were afraid the communists were all coming to get us and this movie takes on a teenage fantasy…
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Showgirls (1995): Showmi
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Showgirls (1995) is a movie that is a lot of things - a coming of age story, a tragic romance, a lost soul finding their way, a showbiz movie, a sports movie, but mostly it is about boobs. Yes, Train Wreck Theater has now reviewed Showgirls for your entertainment, dear listeners! On this episode Tanner, Gracie, Jeannie, Paul, Juno, Aaron, and Moore…
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90 Day Fiance (TV): Fiancéfication Tangent
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For this Tangent of Train Wreck Theater Juno and Moore go toe-to-toe to discuss the appeal of 90 Day Fiancé as we watched and discussed Season 8 Episode 7 of the massively popular reality television series! Tangents are special one-on-one episodes of Train Wreck Theater where we pick some television show or movie we've been dying to discuss on the …
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Bad Batch (2016): Batchturds
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In this episode we watch Bad Batch (2016) which stars Suki Waterhouse and Jason Momoa... and Jim Carry and Keanu Reeves (sort of)! This confusing dystopian movie was the follow-up to director Ana Lily Amirpour's brilliant "A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)" and it was slightly less brilliant than her first feature, but we still watched all of…
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Mandy (2018): Mandystopia
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In Episode 22 we watch the 2018 acid trip of a Nic Cage movie Mandy! Join Caryl Anne, Juno, Jeannie, Paul, Peter, and Moore as they do a deep dive into this drug fueled revenge story. Demons! Cults! Human Sacrifice! Chainsaw Duels! It's all in there! Train Wreck Theater is a comedy movie review podcast that tackles a seemingly random movie each wee…
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Johnny Dangerously (1984): Dangerosity
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On this Dangerous episode we watch the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously! The movie that had Michael Keaton and Danny Devito before it was cool! Peter, Paul, Jeannie, Aaron, Juno, and Moore take a deep comedic dive into this forgotten comedy classic and take a lot of time to discuss the benefits of living of life of good natured crime and we also try t…
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Suburbia (1983): Punklandia
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Train Wreck Theater is proud to present episode 20 wherein we watch Suburbia (1983)! This time capsule of a movie captures the lives of some punk rock teens in the early 80s living in an abandoned house in LA and is an amazingly prescient look at society and culture in 2021. This is a crazy ass movie and as a result this podcast contains a lot of d…
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Dr. Strangelove (1964): Strangelove Tangent
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This week is a special episode of Train Wreck Theater where we transform, for the first time, into Train Wreck Tangents! A tangent episode is a one-on-one in depth dive into a movie or show so it will be a bit different from our regular rambunctious nonsense with 7-9 people trying to get a word in edgewise. This week we are watching Dr. Strangelove…
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Count of Monte Cristo (2002): Montevenge
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This week we are watching the 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo! Thus proving we occasionally like movies we actually think we will enjoy! This classic revenge tale gets the wrecking crew treatment as the Hilarious Lunatics on the panel break it down and critique the whole dang thing! The group for this pod is Juno, Aaron, Peter, Paul, Jean…
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Robin Hood (2018): Hoodwanked
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Train Wreck Theater takes on Robin Hood (2018)! There are probably dozens of great Robin Hood movies out there, but this is not one of them! Our comedic panel rips this movie apart and tries desperately to put it back together again for the sequel that is never going to happen! This "prequel" to Robin Hood was directed by the man whose largest cred…
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Ghost Shark (2013): Poltershark
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In this amazing episode of Train Wreck Theater we watch the Made for SyFy Network TV movie Ghost Shark (2013)! This one-off film somehow jumped itself as it tried to cash in on the surprising and completely baffling popularity of the Sharknado franchises by making a completely different movie set somewhere in Louisiana. What is the plot of this cra…
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The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot (2018): Hitfoot
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This episode we discuss The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) starring Sam Elliot and Aidan Turner! This surprisingly sweet, yet ambiguous, movie about a man assassinating Hitler in WWII and then Bigfoot as an old man is just what the title suggests and much, much more! Join Caryl Anne, Tanner, Juno, Jeannie, Moore, Peter, Gracie, A…
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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020): Wonderawful
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This episode we watch the newest movie we could find which was Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)! The follow-up to the smash hit Wonder Woman which was a movie that made some semblance of sense! Peter, Caryl Anne, Paul, Tanner, Gracie, Juno, Aaron and Moore dive deep into the DC universe for the second week in a row to bring you our hilarious (and possibly …
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Batman Returns (1992): Batmania
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This episode we bring you the classic christmas adjacent movie Batman Returns (1992)! Where is he returning from? Not really anywhere since Batman! Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, and Michael Keaton bring Batman to the silver screen for the second time (3rd if you count that Adam West Batman movie) in this sequel directed by Ti…
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Pottersville (2017): Furriesville
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Our second christmas-y movie of the season is Pottersville (2017)! The town of Pottersville is a struggling small town in the USA until a magnificent sasquatch shows up to restore their christmas cheer! Of course the bigfoot is just the General Store owner drunk on moonshine and he is doing it to reconnect with his wife who has recently gotten deep…
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Surviving Christmas (2004): Christastrophy
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Get out the Eggnog and get ready for cheery music set to people trying to kill themselves, it is the Surviving Christmas (2004) episode of Train Wreck Theater! Taking out all that is good and wholesome with the holiday season and replacing it with close up shots of Ben Affleck eating salami and a surprising amount of incest jokes, Surviving Christm…
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Streets of Fire (1984): Streetacular
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This week we go nowhere fast with 1984s Streets of Fire! This lost gem of a movie stars Rick Moranis, Willem Dafoe, Diane Lane, Amy Madigan, and so many more! Streets of Fire tells a Rock and Roll Fabel set in another time and another place (though we think it was the fifties-eighties) and follows ruggedly handsome but monotoned Tom Cody as he agre…
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Stardust (2007): Stardusters
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This week the Wrecking Crew takes on the 2007 Fantasy epic Stardust! A young prince who doesn't know he is a prince goes on a magical journey into another realm and discovers the hidden powers within him after meeting a magical princess. This concept has never been done before or since! Join us as we ponder which witch is the witchiest and if Rober…
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The Core (2003): Coremageddon
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In episode 8 of Train Wreck Theater we take on the 2003 cinematic masterpiece The Core! This movie revolves around an earth that is no longer revolving! And who else can save us but a hodgepodge collection of super scientists in a ship that looks suspiciously like a sex toy. But fear not, science fans, they totally explain everything by lighting fr…
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The Running Man (1987): Run&Pun
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It is all run and games until someone get's chainsawed in half! This week Train Wreck Theater takes on the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Running Man! Welcome to the Number One Show in the World - It's The Running Man! This gem from the 1980s takes place in the distant future year of 2017! It is Arnold Schwarzenegger against a cadre of hackneyed sta…
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Convoy (1978): Convoyage
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We got us a big ol' Convoy on Train Wreck Theater as Paul, Gracie, Tanner, Juno, Aaron, Jeannie, and Moore truck right into Convoy! Listen to the full episode to discover how woke this movie was for it's time (and for today, frankly). This is episode 6 of Train Wreck Theater - a movie podcast that has never talked about a train movie but has talked…
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Over the Top (1987): Overloaded
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One a very special episode of Train Wreck Theater we do a deep dive to Episode Zero - the first dress rehearsal of Train Wreck where we discussed Over the Top! Over the Top stars Sylvester Stallone and David Mendenhall as they truck across the US on their way to an Arm Wrestling tournament in beautiful Las Vegas! As with every other episode so far …
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The Witches of Eastwick (1987): Witchmare
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Welcome to Episode Four: The Witches of Eastwick! Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer bring to us yet another story of witches in a small New England Town, only this one has some more kooky sex stuff in it. Gracie, Tanner, Jeannie, Paul, Aaron, Juno, and Moore take on this 1987 fantasy/comedy that is barely a comedy and rare…
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Practical Magic (1998): Episode One - A Phantom Magic
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Welcome to the very first Train Wreck Theater! Each week Train Wreck Theater does a deep dive into movies that often only have a shallow end. In this episode we cover the classic witchy woman movie - Practical Magic! Murder, necromancy, and drunken margarita parties are all part of this 1990s Rom-Com starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. The W…
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The Devils Tomb (2009): Devil's Roommate
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Welcome to Episode Two of Train Wreck Theater! This episode we cover The Devil's Tomb, a straight-to-dvd film with Cuba Gooding Jr., Henry Rollins, Ron Pearlman, and a cast of surprisingly decent actors in an unsurprisingly terrible film. We delve deep into philosophy, religion, morality, and beer as we tackle this once in a lifetime journey into t…
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Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood (2000): Lepraconfusing
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In this episode we discuss Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood! Juno, Tanner, Aaron, Gracie, Jeannie, Paul, and Moore take on this film from 2000 that is rough to watch and even rougher to talk about, but we make it through as we take you on a magical journey through late 1990's downtown LA and into the pits of Leprechaun Madness! This is a comedy…
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