Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret’s arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss Bret’s new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth’s 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David recap their trip to Richmond for Nightmare Weekend and discuss Rob Zombie’s 2007 reimagining of Halloween.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss an upcoming east coast horror convention, Bret’s newest Friday the 13th theory, and Zack Snyder’s 2004 remake (of sorts) of George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss a couple of recent conventions out in Arizona and Scream (aka Scream 2022… aka Scream 5).Door The Swearwolves

In between catching up and talking about everything from pinball, to Duran Duran lyrics, to The Honky Tonk Man, Bret and David discuss the 2017 short film, Backstroke, and the 1986 thriller, The Hitcher.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David return from a four-month absence to discuss Suitable Flesh and their trip to Steel City Con in Monroeville, Pennsylvania.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David celebrate the holiday season by discussing some of their recent conventions and the 2022 horror-adjacent action comedy, Violent Night.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and his wife hit up 3 horror conventions in a 24-hour span, so he and David discuss Monster-Mania Con 56, Famous Monsters Fest, and Waldorf Estate of Fear. They also provide their spoiler-free thoughts on Womp Stomp Films’ Friday the 13th fan film: Never Hike Alone 2, and David gives his spoiler-free take on The Exorcist: Believer.…

In this supersized episode, Bret and David discuss David’s recent trip to Pasadena, California, for the Halloween 45: Forty-Five Years of Terror convention. Find out what he did, who he met, who he didn’t meet, what he got signed, what he bought, and a whole lot more!Door The Swearwolves

Bret & David return from their hiatus and talk about Mad Monster Party AZ, New Jersey Horror Con, upcoming conventions, and Halloween H20: 20 Years Later.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about David’s recent trips to Monsterpalooza and Europe, discuss Freddy vs. Jason (2003), play some voice messages from listeners, and say goodbye to the podcast… at least for now.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss David’s trip to Texas Frightmare Weekend and Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a round trip from Camp Crystal Lake to New York City as they discuss Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David wrap up John Carpenter’s theatrically-released horror films by discussing 1995’s Village of the Damned.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David take perhaps their final trip to Haddonfield and discuss 1995’s Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about Bret’s time at Chiller Theatre, make a big announcement, and discuss Husk (2011).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David ignore their map, head down a desolate road, and discuss Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David chat about Bret’s experience at Monster-Mania Con and discuss the 1995 sci-fi horror flick, Species.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David head back to Haddonfield to discuss Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1988).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David equip themselves with several cans of bug spray and discuss The Nest (1987).Door The Swearwolves

Bret recaps his recent trip to New Jersey Horror Con, and then he and David discuss Student Bodies (1981).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David travel back in time to a mid-80’s cabbage patch and discuss Stuart Gordon’s Dolls (1986).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David awaken to find themselves on an island and (in between fighting to the death) discuss Battle Royale (2000).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David forfeit their electronic devices, fly to Poland, and discuss Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David inject themselves with vampire and werewolf blood, become unstoppable hybrids, and discuss Underworld (2003).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David dump toxic waste into a pond, douse themselves in perfume, and discuss Eight Legged Freaks (2002).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David bone up on their horror movie trivia, return to Woodsboro, and discuss Scream 4 (2011).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David have an awkward therapy session, prepare a vegetarian lunch, and discuss The Deadly Spawn (1983).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David head to the woods and refuse to stop recording as they discuss The Last Broadcast (1998).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David stuff a shoe in a toilet, fight awkwardly, and twirl with wild abandon as they discuss Possession (1981).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David age twenty-seven years and wrap up the Pennywise saga by discussing It: Chapter Two (2019).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David make a paper boat, sail it down a storm drain, and discuss the 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King’s It.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David board up their doors and windows, and discuss Tom Savini’s remake of George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1990).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David bury themselves alive, party in a vacant house, and discuss 1986’s Spookies.Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David ring in 2023 by getting swole and watching Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell (1995).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), and as an added bonus, David shares a brief conversation he recently had with the Master of Horror himself!Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David must have been on the naughty list this year, because they’re spending their Christmas watching 1989’s Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!Door The Swearwolves

With Christmas just a couple of weeks away, Bret and David get into the holiday spirit by discussing Deadly Games (1989).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David kick off December by discussing Antlers (2021). With a title like that, it has to be Christmasy… right?Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a listener’s suggestion and check out a movie about a killer cat: Uninvited (1987).Door The Swearwolves

Bret & David celebrate Thanksgiving by discussing a movie that honors the great tradition of going berserk to save a few bucks: Black Friday (2021).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David celebrate a listener’s birthday by checking out a film of her choosing: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David take a trip back to the early 2000’s and discuss the infamous Wes Craven werewolf flick, Cursed (2015)..Door The Swearwolves

Happy Halloween! To celebrate the best day of the year, Bret and David put on costumes, discuss John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978), and give a spoiler-free review of Halloween Ends (2022). They also chat about David’s trip to Burbank for Son of Monsterpalooza, where he met some of the cast from the original film.…

Bret and David find a book wrapped in plastic and barbed wire, read incantations from it aloud, and discuss 2013’s Evil Dead.Door The Swearwolves

Bret & David try to make each other’s head explode while discussing David Cronenberg’s Scanners (1981).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David sharpen their stakes, gather some holy water, and head back to the late 80’s to discuss Fright Night Part 2!Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David discuss a PG-rated film in this R-rated episode: Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983).Door The Swearwolves

Bret and David bid adios to September, and ring in the best month of the year by discussing Rocktober Blood (1984).Door The Swearwolves