Beste Seagal podcasts (2024)

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Ivan Seagal - Brume (Original Mix) 4:40

4+ y ago4:40

4:40

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Reindeer Games (2000) - Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary Sinise 1:16:41

6+ y ago1:16:41

1:16:41

It's December, which means we have an excuse to watch movies that people say are Christmas movies, but aren't actually Christmas movies. And we're starting with the action film everyone always insists is a Christmas movie, Reindeer Games. Featuring Ben Affleck's eyebrows, Sinise at his most Sinisiest, and Theron giving more depth to her character t…

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Army of One (2016) Nicolas Cage, Russell Brand 1:06:22

6+ y ago1:06:22

1:06:22

It is the joy of every movie podcast to finally get to do a Nicolas Cage film. When the synopsis of the film is Cage is a man who is on a mission from God to hunt down Bin Laden, you become even more excited. Everything is primed for something to go gloriously wrong. And it does. It’s horrible. Not in a fun way. As always, this episode is edited an…

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The Assignment (2016) Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Tony Shalhoub 1:14:32

6+ y ago1:14:32

1:14:32

Flock of Seagals is changing things up. We've done 12 episodes of FoS that we're immensely proud of, that we did without the knowledge of the recent allegations against Steven Seagal. In light of these new accusations, and learning the full breadth of what they encompass, we've decided we're not gonna give him any more publicity, however small it m…

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Pistol Whipped 1:32:28

6+ y ago1:32:28

1:32:28

Pistol Whipped is a film the way Totino’s Pizza Rolls are calzones. There are recognizable shapes and textures, it seems vaguely familiar to something you’ve enjoyed before, but ultimately you’re left feeling empty inside. With Totino’s all you need to do is rip open another pack, but there is nothing to fill the void Pistol Whipped will leave in y…

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Out for Justice 56:00

6+ y ago56:00

56:00

This week Dan, Tony and Riley go back to the days when a cop could get clearance and a shotgun from his lieutenant to go kill William Forsythe. Simpler times indeed. They dive into the crack epidemic, the lack of “beefy boy” fights in modern cinema and Chekov’s garbage puppy. They also discuss the legendary pants accident Seagal allegedly suffered …

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The Perfect Weapon Analysis 1:02:25

6+ y ago1:02:25

1:02:25

This week is a doozy: 2016's The Perfect Weapon, where Seagal plays Dictator of America in 2029. We've made a lot of comparisons to Trump in the past, but this is terrifyingly real. Anyways! The film is available to rent on a lot of major platforms for a very reasonable price, and is well worth it! As always, this episode is edited and produced by …

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Season 2 Episode 8: Shadow Man 1:18:50

6+ y ago1:18:50

1:18:50

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Jack Foster, an ex- CIA operative who, as Raj so kindly puts it, "searches for his daughter poorly" in 2006's Shadow Man.…

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The Perfect Weapon Commentary Track 1:25:59

6+ y ago1:25:59

1:25:59

Announcement: Flock of Seagals is now going weekly! You in no way demanded it and now it is a reality! Here's how things are gonna go down: We noticed that a lot of our episodes were going over the time it would take to watch the movie, so we decided to start doing commentary tracks for the films the first week, so you'll have a chance to watch the…

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Belly of the Beast 1:28:38

6+ y ago1:28:38

1:28:38

Belly of the Beast is the movie Riley has been waiting for since this podcast started. Cheap sets, mid-90s decor, the legendary Ching Siu-tung and an uncooperative Seagal combine to make a disasterously bonkers film that feels more like a rejected Alias spinoff with supernatural elements. However, just because the movie doesn't amount to the sum of…

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Steven Seagal: Lawman (S01E01-04) 53:24

6+ y ago53:24

53:24

This may very well be the most important episode of Flock of Seagals we've ever done. Riley and Michael are joined by friends Jamie and Anthony to discuss the first four episodes of Steven Seagal's 2009 reality tv show Steven Seagal: Lawman. What starts off as a discussion of Seagal's enigmatic persona only being enriched by the menial policing he …

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Season 2 Episode 7: The Perfect Weapon 1:15:49

6+ y ago1:15:49

1:15:49

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is the Director, a controlling and powerful dictator in a not so distant future who is being attacked by the resistance and a (not-so) perfect weapon in 2016's The Perfect …

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The Patriot 1:42:50

7y ago1:42:50

1:42:50

This week we discuss Seagal's first direct-to-video release, the unfortunately titled "The Patriot". Topics such as "why is he playing a Native American" and "why is the Army throwing the raw ingredients to a cure to the disease out of helicopters instead of making a cure and handing it out" are brought up, but no answers are found. That being said…

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Cartels 1:23:06

7y ago1:23:06

1:23:06

This week we're discussing Cartels, released internationally last year as Killing Salazar but which got an American theatrical release last week. Which means you could theoretically go out and see this film right now in a movie theatre. It also means we are very ON BRAND and SEO OPTIMIZING because everyone is searching for the latest Steven Seagal …

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Season 2 Episode 6: Submerged 1:15:18

7y ago1:15:18

1:15:18

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Chris Kody, a mercenary, who in exchange for being released from prison must stop a group of terrorists who have acquired a nuclear submarine in 2005's Submerged!…

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Exit Wounds 1:38:45

7y ago1:38:45

1:38:45

Steven Seagal as the Steven Seagal character. DMX as a software engineer. Tom Arnold as a daytime television host. Anthony Anderson as someone who was asked to "play up" his characters craziness too much. What would you do if you were the owner of $9.99.com and your brother was wrongfully convicted of heroin possession? Probably not what the charac…

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The Glimmer Man 1:35:21

7y ago1:35:21

1:35:21

Episode 3 starts hard and fast with a just past his prime Seagal. Seriously! We discuss how Keenen Ivory Wayans' shot at being an action star was dashed by an uncooperative co-star, interesting fashion choices and Brian Cox-as-savior. There's a lot to unpack

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Season 2 Episode 5: The Asian Connection 1:27:43

7y ago1:27:43

1:27:43

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a crime lord who wants to get to the bottom of who keeps stealing all of his money in 2016's The Asian Connection!Door The Seagal Bros

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Above the Law 1:15:21

7y ago1:15:21

1:15:21

In this episode, Michael, Riley and Dylan go back to where it all began: Above the Law, a movie originally written with Clint Eastwood in mind, presumably with less aikido. With some interesting rewrites, and the gravitas of Henry Silva, it became the very confused little cousin of The Manchurian Candidate, and completely wastes the talents of a ve…

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Contract to Kill 1:35:08

7y ago1:35:08

1:35:08

In the inaugural episode of Flock of Seagals, Michael and Riley first discuss why they are doing this, the enigmatic nature of Steven Seagal, and then are joined by Dylan to discuss Seagal's 4th film of 2016, Contract to Kill, which is 15 minutes of entertainment, followed by 90 minutes of winded exposition. The boys ponder many of the poor choices…

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S2 Bonus Ep - Fate of the Furious 1:29:47

7y ago1:29:47

1:29:47

Listen to a very special ep of Furiously Seagal (?) wherein the goons break down the latest installment in the Fast series: 2017's Fate of the Furious. What Fast movies does the Brown Man recommend you see? How does PBear see Seagal fitting into the franchise? How bone snaps and helicopters did Mr. Smitty count today? The answer to these questions …

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Season 2 Episode 4: Killing Salazar 1:10:48

7y ago1:10:48

1:10:48

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is DEA Agent John Harrison, a man in charge of an operation to protect a drug lord who gets caught up in a game of who's the mole in 2016's Killing Salazar!…

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Season 2 Episode 3: Clementine 59:22

7y ago59:22

59:22

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal!This week: Steven plays a world champion fighter, "King of the Cage" Jack Miller who is barely in this movie. Our main character, Kim, a former champion is forced to fight a rigged match agai…

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Season 2 Episode 2: Out For Justice 1:17:39

7+ y ago1:17:39

1:17:39

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Gino Felino, a Brooklyn detective who's looking for Ritchie, a former childhood acquaintance who is responsible for his partner's death in 1991's Out For Justice!…

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Season 2 Episode 1: A Dangerous Man 1:13:25

7+ y ago1:13:25

1:13:25

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week is the long awaited premier of SEASON 2!!! In our first episode of the season Steven is Shane Daniels, a man who after serving 6 years in prison is released and immediately gets ca…

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Episode 22: Out For A Kill 1:01:34

7+ y ago1:01:34

1:01:34

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Professor Robert Burns who is set up in a deal gone wrong and seeks to exact his revenge on a number of organized crime figures in 2003's Out For A Kill!…

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Episode 21: Today You Die 1:15:03

8y ago1:15:03

1:15:03

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Harlan Banks, a thief trying to get out and lead the straight life, who gets setup for a fall. He is hellbent on getting revenge on those who wronged him in 2005's Today…

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Episode 20: Code Of Honor 1:12:10

8y ago1:12:10

1:12:10

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Col. Robert Sikes, a man hellbent on delivering justice to the streets. His former protege William Porter is now working for the FBI and trying to take him down in 2016'…

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Episode 19: The Glimmer Man 1:14:06

8y ago1:14:06

1:14:06

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Jack Cole, a tough cop from New York with a mysterious past who travels to LA to team up with Keenen Ivory Wayans in 1996's The Glimmer Man!…

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Episode 18: Into The Sun 1:13:49

8y ago1:13:49

1:13:49

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This Week: Steven is Travis Hunter, a former American operative with knowledge of the Yakuza, who travels to Japan to investigate the assassination of a government official, but what he find…

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Episode 17: Half Past Dead 1:10:55

8y ago1:10:55

1:10:55

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is working undercover for the FBI to put away a crime syndicate responsible for his wife's death, but gets caught up in an extremely complicated gold heist involving crimin…

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Episode 16: Kill Switch 1:14:43

8y ago1:14:43

1:14:43

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a rough and tough Detective in Memphis on the hunt for a pair of serial killers in 2008's Kill Switch!Door The Seagal Bros

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Ivan Seagal - Bad Habits (Original Mix) 6:50

8y ago6:50

6:50

NEW !!Door PromoDJ

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Episode 15: Against The Dark 1:00:02

8y ago1:00:02

1:00:02

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Tao, a so-called Hunter in a zombie/vampire apocalyptic environment, looking to save survivors all the while cleaning the streets of the undead in 2009's Against The Dar…

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Episode 13: A Good Man 1:09:09

8y ago1:09:09

1:09:09

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is back as Alexander who seeks to kill the one target that got away, all while saving his new neighbor and her family.Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 12: Force Of Execution w/ Max Haskell 1:10:37

8y ago1:10:37

1:10:37

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is a crime boss whose turf is being encroached on by none other than Ving Rhames and his band of baddies. Tune in to see who wins the showdown in 2013's Force of Execution!…

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Episode 11: Out Of Reach 1:10:55

8y ago1:10:55

1:10:55

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven gets to the bottom of a human trafficking ring in 2004's Out of Reach!Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 10: On Deadly Ground w/ Emmett Knox 1:24:10

8y ago1:24:10

1:24:10

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: special celebratory episode 10! The boys go deep on 1994's On Deadly Ground, the first and last film directed by Steven Seagal and a secret Seagal classic! With special guest McGe…

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Episode 9: Exit Wounds 1:13:05

8y ago1:13:05

1:13:05

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Orin Boyd, a Detroit cop who uncovers a conspiracy of drugs, DMX, Tom Arnold, crime and corruption in Exit Wounds.Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 8: Maximum Conviction w/ Matt Kona 1:06:12

8y ago1:06:12

1:06:12

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven teams up with Stone Cold Steve Austin to decommission a "black site" prison, but things get crazy when 2 new mysterious inmates arrive. Featuring Comedian Matt Kona from th…

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Episode 7: Urban Justice 1:04:18

8y ago1:04:18

1:04:18

Join P Bear, Flavour, and Mr. Smitty as they dive into a wonderful world of whispers and arm snaps, all while getting serious about the films of Steven Seagal! This week: Steven is Simon Ballister, a man with a sordid past out for revenge for his murdered son. ?Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 6: Fire Down Below 1:01:40

8y ago1:01:40

1:01:40

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven is EPA agent Jack Taggart, who goes undercover in the Appalachian hills of Kentucky to uncover a corrupt plan of toxic waste disposal.Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 5: Belly Of The Beast 52:08

8y ago52:08

52:08

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven plays Jake Hopper, an ex-CIA operative on the search for his kidnapped daughter in the high flying action packed movie Belly of The Beast!Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 4: Pistol Whipped 53:00

8y ago53:00

53:00

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven plays a down and out, alcoholic dead-beat dad forced to become a hitman for Lance Henriksen in Pistol Whipped!Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 3: Marked For Death 44:31

8+ y ago44:31

44:31

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: Steven travels to Jamaica and back with Keith B. David to take down a drug lord in Marked For DeathDoor The Seagal Bros

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Episode 2: Hard To Kill 40:37

8+ y ago40:37

40:37

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Mr. Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: The 1990 revenge classic Hard To Kill!Door The Seagal Bros

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Episode 1: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 1:09:03

8+ y ago1:09:03

1:09:03

Join P. Bear, The Brown Man, and Uncle Smitty on their weekly adventures through the films of action legend Steven Seagal. This week: the absurdly action-filled Under Siege 2: Dark Territory!Door The Seagal Bros