Carlito wants to jump, he plays part of JagTV’s sex tape, lights some fireworks in his bathroom, Big Ethan calls in, Carlito orders a plain pizza, Carlito’s car makes fart noises, there’s a horrible buzzing sound throughout this entire episode, Carlito shops at Lowes, and just wants to watch TV and play video games. The opening tune is by Dom The B…

It’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy football league drama, Plane…

It’s a Christmas miracle, the 2015 Christmas Eve special with Carlito, Brad, Milkman, Mistress Morgan, Dwight, and more has finally been released! The opening song is by Dom The Bomb. Carlito calls the Norad Santa Tracker line a bunch of times, everyone is extremely racist for a full 30 minutes, there’s a lot of fantasy football league drama, Plane…

It’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, Jack…

It’s a July 4th celebration, complete with fireworks throughout the show. Dwight cohosts and they’re occasionally joined by Dom the Bomb. Carlito calls firework stands, Dwight puts fireworks in his microwave, they talk about the upcoming Chicago prank call meetup venue, Carlito turns into a real asshole when he finds a walkie talkie in public, Jack…

Here’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large dangerous snake if you know w…

Here’s a Carlito show from June of 2019. In this episode, Wasted Memory calls in and talks about banging shopping carts together, Dom The Bomb calls in and sticks around until the end, Carlito does a telephone drop test, Dwight reports in from the bathroom, a Breastaurant is called, Carlito tells hotels about his large dangerous snake if you know w…

In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Ca…

In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Ca…

In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to a movie together after the show. This show was …

In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to a movie together after the show. This show was …

In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he rambles. I’m going to name this show Honey Labia even though I’m not sure if …

In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he rambles. I’m going to name this show Honey Labia even though I’m not sure if …

This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls …

This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls …

This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls…

This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Calls…

This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Cal…

This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store! Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! Check out Prank Cal…

Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian woman yells WHAT . . Support Madho…

Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian woman yells WHAT . . Support Madho…

Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a revie…

Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a revie…

The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review fo…

The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review fo…

Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madh…

Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madh…

Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 3…

Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 3…

Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leav…

Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leav…

Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 …

Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 …

Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain his insane conspiracy woo-woo. Dwight…

Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain his insane conspiracy woo-woo. Dwight…

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she…

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she…

It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or…

It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or…

Insisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Cal…

Insisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Cal…

Carlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a rev…

Carlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a rev…

It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time…

It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time…

Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to compete on the lot. Making stup…

Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to compete on the lot. Making stup…

RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a kar…

RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a kar…

Cross ordered blue crab machines but can’t figure out how to make them open and go. A restaurant makes the news for experimenting with cannabis to boil lobsters more humanely – the owner lady won’t SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Carlito has stolen an entire Cinnabon kitchen and is calling to get instructions on how to make it go. Brad breaks in as the coporate …