Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.
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R.L. Stine's The Knife
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This week Kelly and Katai read THE KNIFE by R.L. Stine, the touching story of not a knife. They talk how the book isn't about knives, the general lack of knife representation, how the book is lacking in diversity of knives, the number of people who die by a knife (one?), the impact of knives on Shadyside (very little), when they think a knife might…
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Christopher Pike's Magic Fire
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This week Kelly and Katai have their minds blown by MAGIC FIRE by Christopher Pike, the touching story of a pyromaniac who falls in love with a girl except just kidding it's The Matrix... OR IS IT? (It isn't.) ((But maybe???)) They talk whitewater rafting on twists, defying the back of the book blurb, dreaminess, philosophy, being a'scared of drugs…
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Richie Tankersley Cusick's The Locker
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This week Kelly and Katai read THE LOCKER by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the touching story of a psychic girl and her smelly locker. They talk hot boys who scare you, DOBKIN, knowing someone before you go to a second location (or not), the number one rule of touching Kelly's face, being able to smell ghost fear, main girl mess syndrome, and the stres…
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R.L. Stine's Goodnight Kiss
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This week Kelly and Katai read FEAR STREET SUPER CHILLER: GOODNIGHT KISS by R.L. Stine, the touching story of 12 different people at a beach town, some of whom may or may not be swirling vampire bats. They discuss shifting POVs, do-si-dos partner swapping, vampire bats at the WB Store, vampire bat consent, and teddy bear photo developing heroes. SU…
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Carol Ellis's The Stalker
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This week Kelly and Katai read THE STALKER by Carol Ellis, the story of a promising young dancer with too many stalkers. They discuss the casting and rehearsal protocols of a regional theatrical touring company, ask where tf the actors are, question whether Liz is a hero or villain, try not to victim blame while questioning Janna's questionable cho…
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Caroline B. Cooney's Twins
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This week Kelly and Katai read TWINS by Caroline B. Cooney, the story of a dud of a twin who inherits her evil twin's life and tear-eating boyfriend. They discuss savage insults, the best in tear fashion, driving away as violence, and Kelly shares a story from an outing at the Huntington Library and Gardens. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to …
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A. Bates's Party Line
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This week Kelly and Katai read PARTY LINE by A. Bates, the touching story of a boy who gains his confidence with girls by eavesdropping on their conversations on a paid phone line and then tries to solve some kidnappings. They discuss the former popularity of teen hotlines, their hot and cold relationship with the book, how you probably shouldn't t…
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Diana Wynne Jones's Howl's Moving Castle
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It's the final book of FANTASY FEBRUARY! This week Kelly and Katai read Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. They talk hideous book covers, sister switching, empathizing with all characters at once, sassy ol' biddies, not seeing the twist coming, and stanning a cad. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: …
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William Goldman's The Princess Bride
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It's the third week of Fantasy February and Kelly and Katai are discussing William Goldman's The Princess Bride, a novel of swashbuckling adventure and intrusive narration! They discuss the pitfalls of trying to comment on a terrible character as the author when the terrible character is the author, the etiquette of quoting movies and TV shows, rea…
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Peter S. Beagle's The Last Unicorn
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FANTASY FEBRUARY continues as Kelly and Katai read the classic 'The Last Unicorn' by Peter S. Beagle. They talk rich character description, commentary on story from within a story, Prince's Lir's legendary simping for Amalthea, Disney's scary time, the saddest spider in the world, and REGRET. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episod…
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Michael Ende's The Neverending Story
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Welcome to FANTASY FEBRUARY! Kelly and Katai kick off the month with Michael Ende's classic 'The Neverending Story!' and are blown away by how much they loved it. They talk Fantastica vs. Fantasia, trash the Part II movie (R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis), give props to the book for being 10 steps ahead at all times, melt down at multiple passages, and awa…
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Linda Cargill's The Surfer
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SURF'S UP. YOU'RE DEAD. This week Kelly and Katai read 'The Surfer' by Linda Cargill. Twists, turns, lore! This book has it all. They discuss sea witches, surprise incest, fairy tale writing vs. horror writing, queer coding, whether Kelly should write a screenplay out of spite, mean parents, and once again recommend ending the bloodline. SUBSCRIBE …
On the evening of October 6, 2019, Rosemary Rodriguez went to dinner with her boyfriend and her mother. On the way home, they dropped Rosemary's mother off and headed to her boyfriend's home. According to her boyfriend, Rosemary left his residence in Longview, Texas, after a brief argument. Two days later, a colleague called Rosemary's family to te…
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R.L. Stine's College Weekend
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SHE'S JUST DYING TO VISIT HER BOYFRIEND. This week Kelly and Katai read 'College Weekend' by R.L. Stine and are delighted to find they're in high camp R.L. Stine's 'Blind Date' moose head territory. They discuss perfect book lengths (short), Rob Roberts, tending another's garden, detour into Wonder Woman 1984's... interesting choices, give props to…
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V.C. Andrews's If There Be Thorns
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Kelly and Katai once again submit themselves to the trauma of the Dollangangers, America's favorite incest family, with V.C. Andrews's IF THERE BE THORNS. They discuss revenge babies, how Jory is the most emotionally intelligent person who's ever lived, the physics of human slithering, whiny incest sibs, and just briefly leave listeners with the ge…
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Silvia Moreno-Garcia's Mexican Gothic (w/ Emily Faye)
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Kelly and Katai are joined by comedian and podcaster Emily Faye (Mall Talk) to cover MEXICAN GOTHIC by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. They discuss sexy guys, white supremacy, spores spores spores, very creepy neighbors, a strong female character that doesn't have to be a Strong Female Character, Sarsgards vs. Skarsgaard, justice for Catalina, and very, very…
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R.L. Stine's The New Year's Party
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Almost.) Kelly and Katai take their lives into their hands once again by returning to Fear Street with R.L. Stine's THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY. They talk strong ghost women, Murder Prank City, PJ is Jeremy and Jeremy is PJ, Liz is Beth and Beth is Liz, Ty is Boy and Boy is Ty, justice for Sandi, how being nice to someone pre-murder prank…
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R.L. Stine's Silent Night 3
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Just in time for Christmas, Kelly and Katai return to Reva Dalby, the Queen Bitch of Fear Street, with SILENT NIGHT 3! They talk Reva's many star moments, how Reva is like a bucket of chicken, how Reva starts a sweatshop for Christmas, laugh at tweets from @downbadpatrol for like 40 minutes, and get into some of the most cringeworthy crush memories…
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L.J. Smith's Night World Book 7: Huntress
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This week Kelly and Katai talk about NIGHT WORLD #7: HUNTRESS by L.J. Smith! They talk bare-ass love triangles, off-page 'American History X' arcs, hating shows like they slept with your husband, and endings that leave you going, "Yeah, okay." THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE! To get your new unlimited wireless plan for just 30 bucks a mont…
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Kiersten White's The Camelot Betrayal
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This week Kelly and Katai return to Kiersten White's 'Camelot Rising' trilogy with the just released second book 'THE CAMELOT BETRAYAL!' They discuss the all-important #TeamArthur vs #TeamMordred vs #TeamLancelot debate, what they would say to their good friend Jenny if they were in the book, the current #1 Most Disgusting Video on the Internet, an…
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D.E. Athkins's The Bride
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This week Kelly and Katai read THE BRIDE by D.E. Athkins. They discuss having to unlearn their fakeout trauma, Slytherin supermodels, dead doves, and the ultimate murder prank. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY KITTY POO CLUB! Receive 20% off your first order when you set up auto-ship. Just visit Kitty Poo Club.com and enter promo code TEENCREEPS. SUBSC…
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Carmen Adams's The Claw
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This week Kelly and Katai read THE CLAW by Carmen Adams (a.k.a. acclaimed novelist Carol Anshaw... we see you, Carol). They discuss covering up embezzlement with hand rakes, jogging during a panther crisis, runaway teen B-plots, '90s party duds, and cults cults cults. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: http…
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Christopher Pike's Execution of Innocence
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This week Kelly and Katai get back to Christopher Pike with EXECUTION OF INNOCENCE. They talk grade-A pulp writing, lesbian characters then and now, an LOL ending, and the greatest character in all of literature: LINDA HOPPE. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ T…
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Lael Littke's The Watcher (w/ Omar Najam)
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This week Kelly and Katai discuss THE WATCHER by Lael Littke with our beloved No Commentary Correspondent Omar Najam (Thank You For Questing, El Rey Nation)! They talk post-election stress, blue afghans, stalkers are heroes propaganda, ghost uncle boyfriends, Predator detergent gravestones, blood-red roses, and struggle over which pronoun is approp…
This week Kelly and Katai read KRAZY 4 U by A. Bates. They talk premonitions, the unacceptable lack of sexy stepbrother shenanigans, '90s health foods, sleeping in separate bathrooms, a character suddenly coming out as psychic, and becoming best friends with your stalker. It's important to note that this was recorded two weeks before the election. …