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The Hoely Hour is an irreverent, earnest podcast about modern dating experiences — the good, the bad, and the hilarious. Cheeky hostesses Amelia and Liz candidly talk about personal experiences while amplifying sex positivity and advocating for mental health. Listeners write in their touching and shocking stories, and guests share their expertise on topics ranging from BDSM safety to healing relationship attachment wounds. All this, and more, during The Hoely Hour. Follow us on TikTok, Twitt ...
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Well, America. We did it again (derogatory). The girls discuss the hell we’ve once again found ourselves in, we assign sexual orientation to your everyday things, and we read an Enemy of the Pod email about someone who really needs to find a hobby that doesn’t include stalking his ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho…
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Some sex disorders sound fake but are real, and some are real but sound fake, so Amelia puts Liz to the test. The girls also discuss a listener’s ex boyfriend who dumped her during the worst possible time, and they officially induct him into the Enemies of the Pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Don't let monogamy stop you from meeting the next woman you'll cheat on! Condoms are like tampons: you should just have them on hand for whoever might need one. Anyways, let's talk about spooky scary things, like the global degradation of women's rights. SO FUN OMG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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IT'S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Amelia and Liz re-listen to their very first episode and reflect on what still rings true and what makes them cringe. Turns out you can change a lot in four years, but one thing that stays the same is Liz will publicly challenge any man from Amelia's childhood to a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice…
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Amelia gets to put her favorite pasttime of making everything into a pun to good use in this week’s game “Hard Dick or Just a Trick?”, where Liz tries to guess which names are actually gas station dick pills. Are Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan Hard Dick or PR relationship? Is it Tonya or Liz’s brother? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p…
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Some things are just offensive, you know? Liz and Amelia discuss whether or not certain situations are a joke or if people are trying to catch that smoke. Did you know that your girlies are syncing up with your period because they can smell you? Women are just really sexy sharks, if you think about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas…
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Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, their biggest red flags, and what they think of The Cheesecake Factory (the foundations of every successful relationship). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom casting couch”phenomenon, and that little green bish named jealousy. Men, did you know it’s okay to trust your gut? You heard it here first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and the weirdos are mad. Might as well face it, you're addicted to rebound relationships! I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but you need to break the rebound cycle. Learn more about your ad choic…
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All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We discuss Trump’s (set up? inside job?) assassination attempt, the Cody and Tana situation, and we read a two emails from y’all (one of which made Amelia fully sob). Learn more about your ad choices. Vis…
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Amelia is lucky enough to co-host with Chesko (AKA The Speech Prof) this week. Did you know that it’s basically impossible to determine who said a quote between Dwight Schrute, a Podcast Alpha Male or Chat GPT? They also discuss grifters, internet fame, and navigating discovering their neurodiversities later in life. Be sure to check out Chesko’s p…
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Fellas, is it gay to love your wife? We discuss the phenomenon of men pretending(?) to hate their wives (with a special drop-in contribution from Mr. Liz), and how nothing is as it seems in internet relationships. Also, it turns out we’re both big fans of productive arguments. Who would have thunk?* *Everyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
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Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate object. And Liz retells the entire plot of Top Gun 2, which is for sure what you all wanted to hear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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The title of this episode might as well be the name of the whole podcast. Amelia has the novel Coronavirus, we have a very long discussion about Costco hot dogs, Liz rescued a drunk (potential NPC?) girl at the Avril Lavigne concert which somehow leads to a discussion about fully conscious babies, and Liz introduces us to the concept of “moral inju…
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We have all dated the Four Horsemen of Your Twenties, unfortunately. But we're all better for it. Liz and Amelia discuss Taylor Swift (and...disagree about something?!), and being in defense of being sad over a short-term fling. Liz also makes Amelia aware of the Bumble ad drama, which is...woof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic…
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Bonobos are so women in STEM if u really think about it. What's it called if you and a friend have done the deed on the same bed at different times? Amelia shares a horror story about a relationship. It's so bad you'll be asking yourself if it was the plot of a 90's romcom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Have you ever been Elle Woods'd? (When your ex gets engaged to someone else after blindsiding you.) Or worse, have you ever been Hey Girlie'd? Old people are flooding kinky dating apps like Feeld, and a fertility clinic in California is being sued for being dumb as hell. All this and more information you never asked for, on The Hoely Hour! Learn mo…
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Amelia went to Coachella this past weekend and is prepared to make it her entire personality for the next month. Olivia Rodrigo’s bonus track “obsessed” leads us into a conversation about the phenomenon of becoming obsessed with your partners’ exes. We also discuss the pain of watching your friends get back into toxic relationships. Learn more abou…
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You read that right, folks. Not only do we hear about Amelia’s first exposure to a penis being a one-balled wonder; we dissect the existence of MDK, a “man camp” that beats the vulnerability out of you. This discussion is more of a tragedy than a comedy, and we’d love to hear your thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com…
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While Liz is on vacation with Mr.Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologically useless without Liz), Frank answers a few of your burning questions and discusses the apex of American Television, Vanderpump Rules. We also read an “Am I The Asshole” from a woman with a piece …
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RIP bell hooks, you would have loved The Hoely Hour. How long should it take you to get over your cheating ex? Experts (us) say "whenever the f*ck you feel like it." Amelia does a deep dive on incel's misconceptions about women. (Surprisingly, incels don't know everything about them... who knew?) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic…
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In this episode, we learn that Amelia is like…very into TikToks of hot men having sex with cooking ingredients(?), we discuss the shift in how men are expected to step up as partners in a world where their female partners are becoming more and more powerful, and Liz wants a George Foreman grill. And that is all from just one topic of conversation. …
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Sprinkle Sprinkle! Ladies, if you don't want to split the bill on your first date, just stare at him when the bill comes! Liz and Amelia get back to their roots and discuss a plethora of dating scenarios, and a listener writes in to share an important story about how the Dalkon Shield IUD permanently impacted her family. Learn more about your ad ch…
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In this episode we discuss the vast and inspiring potential of the world of sex position superheroes. Does Ariana Grande have a home wrecker kink? Spoiler: probably. We also read an email from a listener asking the million dollar question of where “the line” is on working through relationship troubles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas…
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Alexa, play "Doink" by BDK. Does the feminine voice default on AI assistants enforce gender bias stereotypes? We don't know, but we DO discuss an article about it. Can you guess how long the ideal amount of time for foreplay and sex are? The answer is actually kinda surprising (in a good way). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.…
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TW: sexual assault and human trafficking. This week started with a conversation about men thinking that humming on vaginas feels good (?) and ended with a very heated conversation about politics and the absolute horrors of being anything but a billionaire in this country. PS: justice for Greta Gerwig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast…
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On this week's episode of Two Dumb Sluts, Amelia joins Reddit (hello candy crush community), Liz announces her candidacy for President with the platform of "It's not that serious," and Amelia regales us with a tale of her creepy math professor asking to meet her parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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We’re back at it again, somehow talking about our fear of apes, threatening incel livelihoods, and more Harry Potter fan fiction all within the same hour. We also read an email from a listener that decided to go and get their health checked out as a result of another one of our listener emails, which is truly the best thing ever. Learn more about y…
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It's Season 2 and Liz and Amelia are back from a long winter's nap! Liz won't shut up about a Harry Potter fanfic (derogatory) and Amelia comes in hot with the best advice, per usual. We asked you what your sex-olutions are for 2024, and we read a listener update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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It’s our last episode of the year, angels!!! Liz ranks porn titles, Amelia gushes about Sabrina Carpenter, and we talk about everyone’s (least) favorite “hot comedian”, Matt Rife. Plus, it’s a twofer mailbag episode, folks! We love you so much and hope the end of this year gives you everything you've ever hoped for and more. Learn more about your a…
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Alternate title: Justice for Wendy Williams. We deep dive into the Britney Jean Spears autobiography and gush a bit about the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to Taylor Swift. We’re entering the Year of the Girls, y’all. Start stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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Our special guest this week is the iconic TikTok pop culture commentator, Sam_D0ll. If you don't know her, yes you do. Liz, Amelia, and Sam talk about their ideal Revenge Dress looks, what we wish we knew in our 20s, and who Drake is fucking (which is everyone, apparently). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…
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