There just aren't quite enough Thanksgiving songs. So here's one more.Door Mikey Mason

Well... here we are. This was meant as a warning to all the powerful people (of whom I know none) about women's reproductive rights. And then they did what the F they wanted to.So....Happy Thanksgiving?Music: Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, Frank BeardWords, guitars, bass, drums, keys, banjo, dobro, vocals, arrangement, production: SGFrom my 38th album,…

Looking for the bright side in what promises to be a dystopian nightmareDoor Lauren Mayer

A pop confession of my slightly embarrassing fall festivities.Door Trevor Goober

In honor of The King as we celebrate the 47th year and 3rd month after his death. Here's how it would be were he still in the building!Door The Belle Isle Rats

This is a tribute, homage, parody, or rip-off, whichever you prefer, of a very famous song by a guy from Long Island. In his song, the depressed patrons of a humdrum bar really appreciate the musician who is performing for them. This song more accurately reflects my experiences playing bars. Someday, I hope to receive a cease and desist letter from…

Door Kurplunk

Not since Beatlemania has there been such a following from a fan base than what Taylor Swift is experiencing now.I can't help but think about how it would've been for the Beatles if today's Worldwide social media platforms and networks were available to them in the 60s.My lyrics come from firsthand experience with nieces, cousins, and friends who a…

Hello and welcome to the first every episode of Fumped Hard. Each week I will be bringing you a selection of the fine funny music that can be found at the thefump.com. Since this is the first episode the whole show will be dedicated to firsts. In this case it is the first songs that each of the artists posted to the site. So enjoy here is the episo…