Wiebke and Zoe predict the outcome of the 2016 Presidential election. Hint: mutually assured destruction. Also, watch out for tequila. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF013_-_Election.mp3Door Drunken Hausfraus

It only took us 45 minutes to figure out how to record a virtual get-together. Lucky for you, we had plenty of talk left after we beat the Computers. The topic: regrets. We’ve only had a few. But they are worth mentioning, mainly because they include stories. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF012-Regrets.mp3…

It begins as our last in-person recording session for a while and quickly devolves into super-nerdry as we discuss the best books of all time and complain loudly about all the bullshit we had to read in high school. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF011-Book-Brawl.mp3 Next step, start a book club and have amazing opinions on everything we read.…

There’s a specific skillset that it takes to survive and thrive in a military or paramilitary lifestyle. Sometimes people are just assholes, but a lot of fails in the lifestyle have to do with people who just can’t hack it. We’ll teach you how to hack it. Because we’re awesome. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF010-Paramilitary-Spouses.mp3 Takea…

Wiebke and Zoe debate the whole Stars and Bars Confederate Battle Flag thing. They disagree. Beers are drunk, burps are heard. Both sides are well-represented and each believes she won. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF009-Confederate-Flag.mp3 Perhaps the crowning achievement of this podcast are the suggestions for a new and improved flag for T…

Summer time, when douchebags are lured out of their winter hibernation by the light of the sun and the promise of a perfect mocha tan accented by a fuzzy pink speedo. You’re going to hear a lot of things you agree with. And then you’re going to hear something that hurts your feelings. And that’s because it’s you. You’re THAT douchebag. But it’s oka…

During the many hours of dishing out expert relationship advice, the gals got into a rousing discussion over the state of bathroom doors in committed relationships. Wiebke and Lulu were firmly in support of Open Doors, Zoe and Gretchen were firmly opposed. Enjoy this explicit snippet. Remember: everybody poops. http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF…

Enhance all the body parts! (Any excuse to use #giantpenis as a tag.) Don’t go crazy – people who go crazy with it look like royal assholes. EXPLICIT http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DHF006-PlasticSurgery.mp3Door Drunken Hausfraus

http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/Relationships_Mega_Montage_mixdown.mp3 We’re obviously the most qualified people on the planet to offer relationship advice. Here’s a top 10 list of our best tips and tricks to a fantastic lifetime of peace and happiness with your significant other. We waded through over four hours of random conversations about thi…

http://traffic.libsyn.com/ohhello/DrunkenHausfraus005.mp3 Wiebke and Zoe revisit George Carlin’s masterful standup routine where he calls out the seven WORST WORDS. It’s been a while since 1972; are those words all still terrible? Any fun newbies with which to horrify the upstanding citizens of YOUR small town? This episode features rare, hard-to-f…