Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on…

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on t…

Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointme…

Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John…

I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @ab…

Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxica…

It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang bee…

Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit Ivana.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intox…

Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her da…

Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too! Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, …

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying ter…

Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew? Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Molli…

Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass.Not much else gets done. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay…

Hello, Hello, hello!We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen to this episode. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on …

Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mostly them just shooting the shit which is rather quite fun! They go to a bar, then out of the bar, and follow a map that's tough to read I think? Rou-rouo…

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, try…

JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY!The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that keeps our hea…

Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a basement and get a new god so get off Ivana's ass! Unless that's cool? Idk. Have fun. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. …

AHOY THERE! Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? The episode isn't half bad y'all, check it out! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver …

Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the drunk driver at the wheel. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is our single saving grace that kee…

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE! It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run. Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely a world building episode and John's character hasn't died yet. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn'…

Hello and welcome back! Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to releasing some good good new content for y'all, thanks for sticking it out with us.Door Dire Weasels Inc.

Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with no script, so I just said things as they occurred to me. Thanks for sticking with us.…

New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doing forest stuff apparently? And I don't mean "Forrest", he's cool. Anyway, the crew hangs around Creslia, a town with nothing wrong with it, I think? Aga…

Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there is no more of that. Hopefully... With "hammer" in hand, a once mentor dead, and two... THREE strange companions…

The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously! There's some awesome info here! Like look at all that below! Anyway, it's time for the final battle. After this, For…

The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party find their way out? What awaits them further down in this murder dungeon? How many more ridiculous antics can their be? And... a Puzzle? (Oh god, I hope t…

This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HAPPY FUN MURDER TIME! Also, looks like there is a change in the cast... silly DMCA'sThe Module is by Luciella Elisabeth Scarlett and can be found on dmsgu…

I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, and I didn't want that. You know what I do want? And you want to? This episode. It's a bit on the shorter side, but I think it's still full of laughs. If y…

Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good, I hope it becomes popular, and I hope you heard it here for the first time! ANYWAY, we are playing a module called... "Yeryls Super H…

Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead he…

Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of intriguing, and if you do "at" me on Twitter, maybe I send you something? OOOOO, price time! Let's see if anyone ac…

Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going ons on the side. Eveynne got some things with the Man in Black, and apparently a broken deal with a fey creature? Somethi…

Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat, without the wrinkles.Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while s…

Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a good time, and lots and lots of Dave Grohl's. Did I spell that right? Seems like the stablemaster is the outlier in all this. And …

Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once Jyna Junction. They were forewarned about this changed and the subsequent mysteries by a small child. Will the gang just go …

Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk. John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @Mo…

This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is in this town of fairy tales. Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Why iis there so much innuendo? Find out where we begin!Cody, or @codedude3,…

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Also, tacked onto this, this is ou…

Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an arbitrary adventure and probably the most you will hear John and Cody laugh in a long, long, LONG time. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty…

Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway, where will things go now? Has the team reflected on the past? Do you know the answers? I sure the fuck don'…

Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have found a suspicious bear. It was collecting hats. Hats may have been an influence from other things. My stomach…

Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I don't know what anymore. Maybe there's too much ChooChoo going on. Bah. BLAH.Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. I…

Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like Scoob and the gang are the only ones up to solve this mystery! Maybe? What will this cost them though? How strong ARE these railroad tracks? Guess we'll …

Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors and mystery. MYSTERY! Fine, maybe some of these things are mysterious and not so much...Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into…

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!Last time, we went into town searching for the witch hunter. We think we've caught on some cl…

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!Last time, we figured out a direction to go, and headed into town... Yeah, that's all we did.…

The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it for us! We are also joined by Jonny, a wonderful human being!Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneV…

Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But what waits for them next? And what's Eveynne doing???Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guidi…

Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens, or at least if it does the DM has a plan for it. Can't be too bad with our guests... right?Cody, or @codedude3, is our mi…