Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Jontay Porter is banned from the NBA, with Adam Silver using him to send a message. But more importantly, what does his brother Curious Mike think about the whole situation? Will the Heat take Culture to the brink of elimination like last year, or will they topple hobbled Joel …

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom has completed his inaugural season with the Portland Trailblazers, and it's given him a newfound respect for the prep work required to commentate NBA games. They Playoffs have arrived! The seeding is set! Which first round matchups are the most intriguing and which one is headed straight to N…

For all Tom and Kevin know, Wisconsin native Frank Lloyd Wright’s career might have been fueled by Pop-Tarts and Spaghetti O’s. But some of the architectural luminary’s best work can be found just a couple of blocks from where the Top Chef 21 chefs scavenge the aisle of the Whole Foods for their ingredients. This week, those chefs were asked to pay…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are challenged to compile a list of movies that they neither picked nor philed, but that one of the other two championed. To no one's surprise, Zach is leading the league in this category and has the most picks to choose from. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreo…

Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Eden wants to watch a Cinephobe recording for Science and Mayes think it's a bad idea. The gang goes 'back in my day' and gets Remy Niscent about the cheap, disgusting booze they used to partake in. When has someone literally gone too far over the line with parking spots? Love Question about screaming matches with your signif…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are throwing over a hundred miles per hour and headed straight to the majors! So long as they get a letter certifying their mental health. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.pa…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. The crew offers a brief recap of the Toronto live show activities, including Wos' provocative comments and Jerv's insistence on not being washed. The Timberwolves and Nuggets clash tonight in a matchup with serious implications for the 1 seed, but Nikola Jokic is nonplussed. Th…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! From the McDonalds All American Game to the SoHo House in Toronto, Tray has been traveling almost non stop and takes us behind the scenes of the planning that went into handing fries to Jalil Bethea during the dunk contest, as well as John Jervay haggling with weed dispensaries north of the borde…

Eden, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Beep Count The saga of the worst corner store on the face of the earth has come to a close, so Mayes opens up the archives to share a news report and music video chronicling some highlights. Could you date a smoker? Do you stop on road trips? What is your go to comfort food? Are there any movie genres that you don't enjoy? …

Zach, Amin and Mayes get put on the first bus downtown and end up starring in a major Hollywood picture. They bond with their costar, seduce the leading lady, get pitched on a major IP franchise by a scenester director and climb all the way to the top of fame's fickle ladder before it comes toppling down. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out he…

Tom & Kevin aren’t huge fans of hidden doors or cheese croquettes, but they love getting to the bottom of a good mystery -- like who’s to blame over the slippery floor this week in the Top Chef kitchen. This week’s Cheese Elimination Challenge didn’t produce any instant classics. One nice “nice fried ball” — as Gail Simmons artfully called the proc…

Wosny Lambre is out with a DNP so it's Zamin ElHarper coming to you on this fine Wembsday. Lavar Ball is Big Baller Back and we missed him so damn much. Was the world a better place when Lavar was constantly on the airwaves? We've got major ownership turmoil in the association, as Marc Lore and A-Rod forgot to include a No Take Backsies clause in t…

In what turned out to be the longest and most bountiful CT5 to date, Zach Amin and Mayes select the worst husbands, wives, significant others and partners that have laid waste to a myriad of relationships in Cinephobe movies. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatc…

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Zach has taken his relationship with Meta AI's chimp art generation to the next level What's your favorite brand of seltzer and flavor? How is Jon Taffer taking over the seltzer space? What outfit would you wear if when you passed away, you were stuck wearing that fit for eternity? What Sitcom would you like to …

It’s a Pack Your Knives’ tradition like no other: The annual Top Chef fantasy draft. Team Tom has deployed its scouting and data analytics departments to scour the field of cheftestants for the sure bets and hidden gems. Since Kevin got a glimpse of the field of remaining chefs at a mid-season challenge, Pack Your Knives’ Chef’s Table founding memb…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the great Chef Reactions to run through the sewer, cover all the entrances, taunt the security guards and confront their fears in the form of Denis Leary. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended…

Brew City wastes no time throwing its first beer-focused challenge at the Season 21 field. Nobody seems excited about cooking with hops in the Quickfire challenge, but the chefs who go sweet win favor with guest judge, Top Chef champion, and Friend of PYK, Joe Flamm. The chefs then split into teams to prepare a progressive dinner in the historic Mi…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Did Diddy do it or didn't he? Wos guides us through the latest turbulence with Sean 'Puffy' Combs and we discuss Young Thug's incarceration, Meek Mill protesting too much and 50 Cent's sheer delight at the downfall of his enemies. The Jontay Porter situation has called into que…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Warriors are in danger of falling out of the play-in due to the surging Rockets, and the freshly extended Steve Kerr is on the hot seat for not playing Stephen Curry enough. Also, Chris Paul was ejected last week for calling Tony Brothers a Tik Toker. We give you our Underdogs Fantasy Combina…

Eden, Zach, Katie & Mayes with Anton Ham & Clay Manges Zach is still obsessed with having AI render chimpanzee art. Eden's flight rant: Why aren't there more direct flights from New York to Vegas?? Would you eat a bad meal your significant other made? Underdogs Fantasy Combination of the day. Why are men so concerned about Gray Hair? Patreon Exclus…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are piling into a fully loaded RV, chugging some brewskis and headed to the big fight! Unfortunately, they get caught in traffic, and take a shortcut that will change their lives forever. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDing…

The Kristen Kish Era of Top Chef has arrived! Top Chef Season 21 is here, and Tom and Kevin like the new look. This 'inverted' premiere episode has immunity up for grabs in the Elimination Challenge at the beginning, while a Quickfire cook-off has the loser packing their knives. Tom digs the 5-chef divisional battles, each with their own judges' ta…

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. We're halfway through the week, but still not even close to done talking about Amin's follow through and subsequent Spin Alley campaign of excuses. JJ Redick and LeBron James have teamed up to provide the nerdy X's and O's analysis sorely lacking from the podcast space. When di…

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Coach Tray's competitive fire has been awakened as he describes his team's thrilling game that came down to the wire in the Nike Homecourt Classic. Wilson Chandler calls the experience 'The Closest Thing to NBA Basketball'. Kyrie Irving and Bam Adebayo delivered clutch Game WInners on Sunday. Do …

Pack Your Knives is back. And better than ever. On the Season 21 preview, we discuss the new host, new rules and bring in PYK’s Wisconsin correspondent and Milwaukee-native C.J. Krawczyk to give the scouting report on the host city. Tom and Kevin also offer their 3 cheftestants to watch as we launch a new chapter in PYK. Subscribe to the new PYK Su…

In Episode 211: Driven, we declared that Gina Gershon’s new husband Memo Moreno was so charming and handsome, you could understand why Sly Stallone would be cool with Memo, who was also a rival racer, getting involved with his ex-wife. And in record time, Zach Amin & Mayes have turned around their top five “People You Would Be Cool With Smashing Yo…