A show about nothing, hosted by idiots.
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From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!Door Bob & Dan
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Hello! This is a trailer for "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me." A new podcast hosted by friend of the show, Tom Waits! Give it a listen please. Tom needs this. APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waits-waits-dont-tom-me/id1528389266 OTHERS: https://anchor.fm/tom-waitsDoor Bob & Dan
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"Hollywood Extermination" (A Classics Bonus)
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12:40One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK. Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.…
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Yahoo Questions: Emma Stone Ed. (A Classics Segment)
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12:07For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want. Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end…
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Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway. Music: Moreland & Arbuckle…
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Dan's Real-Life Dungeoneering #1 (A Classics Segment)
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14:53Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay.Music: Wanda JacksonDoor Bob & Dan
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A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren.Music: Playground, MarcyDoor Bob & Dan
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"The Wardrobe" - A Non-Horror Short
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10:20In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy!Music: Marcy PlaygroundDoor Bob & Dan
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The Textgiving Special: A Reading of a Segment
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11:15Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it. If you want to read it the way God intended, head here:http://bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059…
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Nature Walk/Nature Talk: A Bob and Dan Outdoor Adventure
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49:57Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, de…
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S1E80: Witch Science (A Classic Re-upload)
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46:52This week we talk about Dan's awkward facebook relationships, and what happens to zombie babies. We have another edition of Ask Bob Anything. We also introduce the new segment: This Week in Independent Media, in which we both choose a project that we encourage you to check out.Door Bob & Dan
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Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY.NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.Door Bob & Dan
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S1E99: The Great Horse North (A Classic Re-Upload)
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47:52The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.Door Bob & Dan
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S2E1: Leper Detective (A Classic Re-Upload)
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43:30Welcome to season 2... you get it.Door Bob & Dan
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S2E2: Dragon Powered Time Rift (A Classic Re-Upload)
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42:50A time rift powered by dragons??Music by Tomas DvorakDoor Bob & Dan
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S2E3: Hug Devaluation (A Classic Re-Upload)
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54:01We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs.(A classic re-upload)Door Bob & Dan
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S2E4: Imminent Siesta (A Classic Re-Upload)
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56:06Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.Door Bob & Dan
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S2E5: Pile of Hooves (A Classic Re-Upload)
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39:51A real pile of hooves.Door Bob & Dan
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S2E6: Halloween Spooktacular (A Classic Re-Upload)
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1:05:15It’s the spookiest day after Halloween ever! Bob and Dan tackle the internet’s questions about Halloween party planning, play a game of Costume Opposites, and discuss whether or not Bob should make the switch to boxer-briefs. Music by Lordi!Door Bob & Dan
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S2E7: Applefox (A Classic Re-Upload)
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40:41Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.Door Bob & Dan
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S2E8: Boba Fett's Friend, Steve (A Classic Re-Upload)
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32:11Short episode this week. We needed to play more Skyrim. It’s pretty good. Music from Skyrim sdtk and Harry Partridge.Door Bob & Dan
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We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E45: Quantity Over Quality
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1:27:39Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)Door Bob & Dan
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S3E44: Twice on the Pipe
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45:14The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.Door Bob & Dan
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We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFRDoor Bob & Dan
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Dan calls an old lady “Sir”, then they pitch Space Cowboys II. Music by Sir Mix-a-Lot. S3E41: Proving TentDoor Bob & Dan
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S3E40: Volcano Paramours
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49:56We talk about what we'd like to see in a real-life James Van Der Beek, dispatch lovers in a caldera, and parse the existence of the Dan Fan Club. Music by The Head and the Heart.Door Bob & Dan
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We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish. Music by Michael Jackson.Door Bob & Dan
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Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E37: September Greeting and Announcement
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31:05Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org Music by various.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E36: Butterfinger Smooth
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50:24More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.Door Bob & Dan
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Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E34: Dong Safety Month
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47:11Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.Door Bob & Dan
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Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E31: Things Get Suspicious with Terry O’Quinn
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46:12Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.Door Bob & Dan
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Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E29: A Cheeseless Future
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42:26Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.Door Bob & Dan
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S3E27: The Rescuers Get Down
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39:28Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.Door Bob & Dan
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A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the BaseDoor Bob & Dan
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Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.Door Bob & Dan
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We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben AbneyDoor Bob & Dan
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Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by CrackerDoor Bob & Dan
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S3E22: Gangrenous Snake Hand
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45:32Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by EngineersDoor Bob & Dan
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S3E21: Blonde, Brunette, Lucy Liu
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42:38Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War KidsDoor Bob & Dan
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S3E20: Secret Hot Tub Honeys
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54:39Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NINDoor Bob & Dan
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S3E19: My Best Friend Short Circuit
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38:14We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.Door Bob & Dan
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Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.Door Bob & Dan
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We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.Door Bob & Dan
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