No More Adulting Today (or NMAT) is a podcast for those of us coming of age in a very, very strange world. Each episode is focused on one aspect of what's traditionally known as the "real" world.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be utterly flabbergasted by the Guinness World Records of today's adult entertainment industry! It's a whirlwind tour of jaw-dropping accomplishments in the world of sensuality, where humans have truly stretched the limits of human anatomy, creativity, and, well, sheer cheekiness. It's like a carnival for grown-ups, where participants go for the gold (or should we say "platinum") in feats of amorous athleticism. From acrobatic escapades tha ...