Happy Anniversary to NEON brought to you by NEON and all for NEON! Thank you to all my supporters for the 6 years of NEON calls. Support those who support you through the pick-ups and hang-ups. We have lots of pick-up/hang-ups. NEON talks to a guy about dinner and being friends. More wellness checks to past callers to make sure they are not dead ye…

Happy 4th of July!! NEON calls from the inside of the phone and asks to spray paint an American flag on people’s houses and cars for patriotism. We call from the Office of Cancel Culture to know how American people are in the morning. NEON calls from the HOA again to let folks know their houses will be bulldozed for America. We ask a guy about fore…

NEON calls a rude lady with an attitude and then calls her back to make her mad. A guy talks about clothes on the next call. Time for NOONOO UK Wankers: We talk to Jawa from the Star Wars Corporation and a hug. A guy doesn’t understand what Big Foot is or accept a date from NEON. Back in the States, A guy getting to sleep talks about suitcases. NEO…

No one picks up for NEON for this 9-minute show. NEON asks people why they keep calling. A mean lady denies calling. NEON calls the Kremlin but the answering service doesn’t seem to understand. Next, NEON calls the White House but NEON thinks it’s just Cheech’s cell phone number. Thanks to Cheech, my White House listener! Last call is to a guy with…

No one wants NEON’s help with wellness checks. NEON looks for toilet paper from more mush-mouths. A NOONOO UK guy gets creepy and goes on forever when we ask for more toilet paper, Chinese food, and give him personal info. NEON is THE QUEEN and accuses the same guy of wanting my panties. NEON talks to Don about toilet paper and a/s/l. A gamer guy m…

NEON calls a guy from the grocery store about random stuff. Next we talk to a real SOB about the wrong number and then to people that won’t stop calling NEON. We call the Nintendo guy back and let him talk some more. NEON asks a guy to make her something to eat. A lady gets mad about some boots and tells NEON to quit calling. A VCR guy answers rand…

NEON tests equipment and music levels and makes calls. We talk to a guy that won’t talk to NEON, a sleepy person that moans then brings out the means. We ask about ghosts and haunted houses with a guy cleaning out his bedroom who alludes to a happy dog ghost dog. NEON calls mush-mouthed trashy Walmart people who love to argue and yell it up. A slow…

=NEON Mixes up 3 shows from the end of 2018 filled with crazies, witches, a llama, and more!= Thanks for the love and support, weirdos and phone phreaks! Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live s…

This show (with lots of cray folks answering) got an honorable mention on Phone Losers of America! Thanks! For RBCP’s review of this show, please listen here. <3 Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of al…

NEON becomes everyone’s worst nightmare in this episode. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live shows! Subscribe to Neon’s RSS FEED Visit Neon’s Site Visit Neon’s YouTube Channel Neon’s Official…

NEON busts some Nite Caps over the phone, yo. Always remember the safe way out of a situation. NEON calls random places and NooNoo numbers for pure creepster feels. NEON accidentally calls an old Kanaka and he gets lit. Some guy all about nuts wants to know our name. Quiet dudes survive in the last-ish call. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live …

NEON’s phone style in a fucked up kinda way! NEON play let’s guess our name. Then NEON calls an old man and UK numbers from NooNoo. NEON talks to an old UK dude, probably NooNoo’s dad, a snippy wanker and some funny lady. <3 Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NE…

NEON’s looking for you… NEON calls a lady who ends up getting mad and yelling a lot about not being appreciated. An old man lets his line echo while a lady hangs up and some dude can’t handle the complete silence of the call. NEON calls looking for her phone dad, RBCP, at strip clubs. Shame. <3 Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast…

NEON’s hungry for calls! Aye mi chicle! Neon talks to a chicken lady and acts as Tiffany for a pastor. We find Billy the Kid and talk about Furry Conventions. Neon talks to someone about cuckolding. Learn about Indian hot stuff and respect, yo. 🙂 Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live sh…

(Pizza Edition) Neon does a randomly risqué show. Neon asks if people are spies, wanting to buy stuff, the oxford comma, and pizza. Some lady starts yelling for some reason. A guy keeps talking at the same time Neon does. Some guy tells us what to do with the pizza. Some guy doesn’t want to join our pizza club. Some lady gets really loud about watc…

EVERY NEON SHOW STARTS AS A LIVE SHOW! (GAWD) In this show NEON talks with screaming callers and impatient people. A lady wants to know who NEON is, some lady wants to talk about Peewee and Conky the honky. NEON calls “the pizza” with some questions. NooNoo’s numbers finally work and we talk to a guy with a funny last name. Subscribe to NEON’S mixl…

PARTY LIKE A MONSTER WITH NEON! NEON calls everyone including the White House. Thanks to everyone listening and supporting, and contributing during live shows via mixlr chat. 🙂 <3 Have fun listening! <3 Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to N…

NEON calls her favorite movie thingy, Fandango. A mean, old woman tells us she’s not looking forward to a Happy New Year. NEON calls her favorite Indian restaurant. Some guy gets pretty jazzed on bees and the radio. NEON calls wankers to wish them a Happy New Year as well as let the phone ring, ring, ring. Some lady talks it up about trying to help…

NEON does a show and finally uploads it! This weird show starts with some weirdo making some weird noise. A wild turkey talking lady leads NEON to talk to a guy that wins the internet. We call the bird people about their filthy dog. Some guy is scared of NEON…who me? NEON gets people triggered accusing them of not decorating for Christmas and addin…

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YAY! A LATE NEON SHOE, WITH CAPS! NEON calls some people really late at night for randomly weird stuff. A lady wants some grapes. We call a guy about our UBER ride. Some lady has a bathtub and tells us about the weather where she is. Some guy doesn’t think his wife is hot and we tell him otherwise. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Pod…

NEON does a LATE call/music/music/call show you probably missed! :O NEON calls a bunch of people to accuse them of calling NEON. Some lady wants us to stop calling her. We ask for wood from Chuck. Tom has something NEON thinks will work well for a spaceship with ground control. A yoga lady wishes us Namaste at 5am. A British woman shoots the breeze…

NEON finally does a show with even cooler musical transitions!!! Neon calls a lady to tell her to stop calling Neon. A mushy-mouthed man burps on the phone and pretends not to understand. Neon talks to a guy with a bad phone. Some guy with a sewing machine is weird. Neon calls the wrong guy about meat hooks. Some lady sits on the phone forever!!! Y…

NEON does a show with lots of phone ringing! Thank you Steven Aspinwall for joining in! In this show we reach a lady about a changing table and get attitude from her. Some mush mouth guy is selling Guineas. Steven Aspinwall joins and we talk to a lady with a Chevy, some lady we called Sugar Bear and a rocking chair lady. Some dude selling meat hook…

<3 NEON’s PRANK REHAB <3 Here’s a show from last Friday just in time for this Friday! Listen to the entire show, GAWD! ~_~ Neon calls a lady asking if she has a gun. Some lady gets rattled out when asked about her ad on peaches and apples. Some guy has a locust post and Neon gets creeped out. A lady has a language police worthy response. Some dude …

OMG! It’s a NEON SHOW live from last week!!! NEON calls a bunch of people that think we have the wrong number. A guy that doesn’t listen well tells us about JobMo and other randomly weird stuff. We call a lady about a motorboat. A guy almost beats his wife in the background of a call. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited …

OMG, NEON DOES ANOTHER SASSY CAT SHOW! <3 Neon calls a guy who gets upset about Mondays. We talk to a lady in a checkout line and educate her on cell phone etiquette. A lady tries to tell us not to play with her. A guy has swords that we want to slay a dragon. Some guy has a good condition item we want to know about. A guy gets way too excited abou…

NEON Lets Freedom Ring for your Independence Day listening pleasure! Neon calls back some folks from the last show just to check up on them. We call an old lady looking for Betsy Ross and end up talking about her scanner, dates, and asking about COPS. A guy tells us about some rings and a story about why they should be sold. Some guy talks to us ab…

NEON calls a bunch of people and asks them weird stuff. Some lady wants to give NEON a spanking. NEON speaks to a weird evangelist who she tries to pass off to an old Southern guy. DIMAA gives us a number to a cool Australian chick. NOONOO gives NEON some UK Wankers to wake up and wish them a “Happy Independence Day.” Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to c…

NEON’S PRANK PHONER Neon does a show calling random lists of numbers and tells people we are at their mom’s houses. We talk to a guy that won’t hang up and a husband and wife about a late night hookup! Johnny the sex pervert talks to NEON and also let’s us know his mom is a drunk. We talk to a lady with a weird voice, a lady who can kiss something,…

Neon’s Number Party!!!! (I’m a slacker and just updating this show! <3) Short show with lots of phones ringing, talking, funky music, and Neon calling random Southerners about random stuff. We speak with Beverly and her beaux about the Weird “Al” Yankovic hotline and possibly wrecking their relationship as well as being called a “wacko.” We call ab…

NEON’s CINCO DE MAYO SHOW!!! StevenAspinwall joins NEON to call Indian restaurants, random Southern folks, and the “Designated Driver.” Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live shows! Subscribe to…

NEON did a show at the end of April and didn’t upload it. The first half had audio mishaps, so here’s the second half with fixed audio and Bao Grehl. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edited shows with mostly calls. Miss a live show or want the full NEON experience? Go to NEON’S mixlr showreel for an archive of all live shows…

TWO SHOWS IN ONE! Part I: NEON’S Hot Lines and Part II: NEON Plays Telephone In Part I, NEON begins the show calling a lady named April (but speaks with a dude instead) to see how April Fool’s went. A lady selling metal doesn’t want to tell us if it’s heavy or deathly. We talk to a lady about carats and diamonds. We talk to a lady about love birds …

NEON DOES A LATE SHOW WITH LOTS OF PHONES RINGING! In this creepy and very late show NEON talks to the designated driver turned pool salesman! We talk to the screaming old lady instead of Rob for the third time. Neon calls some guy who dinged her car. Neon tells a lady she has ugly trees. We give a guy named George our number who wants a skeet thro…

NEON DOES A SHOW AND TAKES FOREVER TO POST TO PODCAST! Neon calls a lady who answered the phone in her car. Some weird dude tells us he has a life-size Nicole Ritchie. Neon wants to buy granny’s coke and relays the deal through a game of telephone. We trigger a lady with Drug and Alcohol talk. There’s also a creepy guy selling Air Jordan shoes. Sub…

NEON SHOW! woohoooooooo! GUEST: BAO_GREHL, CARBON and IPOKESMOT NEON calls some pretty awesome people! We ask Frank’s wife about his rockers and describe Tom’s ink cartridges. We leave random messages and call Chuck about a dorm fridge. A guy attempts to trace us while we ask for hens. Neon also gets a lady to page Roy at the airport! Bao, Carbon a…

NEON DOES A SHORT SHOW AND FORGETS TO UPLOAD IT TO PODAST! LOSER! GUEST: BAO GREHL No phone ringing but packed with pranks! NEON calls random people from a list! We talk to a lady with a fish tank and hear her life story. Bao Grehl joins to call wankers trying to find Indiana Jones. NEON gets deep with a lady to continue The Drug and Alcohol advent…

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!! OMG NEON New Year’s EVE EVE SHOW! GUEST: BAO GREHL We call a sleepy lady about a trailer that sleeps 8 people, and a lady thinking Neon is Rebecca who has been drinking. We call about repairing a Russian radio, a lady with an empty parrot cage, a “set of snows” and a set of blizzacks. We call a very suspicious guy nam…

MERRRRRRYYYY CHRIIIISSSTTTTMAAAAS!!!!! Neon does a show for Christmas Eve Eve by calling garage sale listings, dog listings, your mom’s listings, and banjo ads. We call the black walnut guy back to confuse him more. We talk to a lady wanting a Christian cleaning lady; she lets us know what the sounds of poor-sounding folk are. Neon asks to exchange…

NEON DOES A LIVE SHOW ON PCN! GUEST: BAO GREHL Neon does her weekly Wednesday live show on prankcallnation!!! In this show, we call Swap n Shop folks about golf balls, a free BBQ grill, dependable boat motors, arcade machine for tokens, cockroaches, a POS washer, and generators. We also call NooNoo UK banchode numbers. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to …

OMG! A NEON SHOW WITH COOL EFFECTS! Guest: BAO GREHL In this show we call about random stuff from online ads about vacuums, Christmas trees, Oriental tables, a cello, some frat boys about a corner desk and a date and lemonparty, cats, dog pens, deep Southern ladies and blue-eyed devils. We call a 7-11 and get a customer to eat a candy bar before pa…

Neon Goes Hard in the Prank! Guests: Stevenaspinwall and Bao Grehl Special Ed. thanks to Stevenaspinwall and Parkman for supplying numbers! In this episode we call Craigslisters like a creepy guy for scales. We call other people about dresses for boys, the English Park Service, Lowe’s and local grocers about being stuck in a bathroom, and an the ol…

“Wanker Lady!” Guests: Carbon and Jin Stewart Neon’s Giving of Pranks show includes numbers from Carbon and NooNoo. We call UK for people selling stuff, Australian “Naggars” and businesses, Indian Restaurants (ones we also called on the last show), and NooNoo’s favorite Halal places. We also call people in Hawaii about cool rings and a UK Indian la…

“Get ’em a body bag!” GUEST: CARBON Neon shows up for her regular show to reach out and touch someone. We do numbers Carbon sent us from Indian restaurants, Swap/Shop, and Craigslist. We talk to a guy about an organ, a mommy wanting to rent a place, a toolbox dude, yard sale folks, fake Id’s, a cross-bow seller and a Super Nintendo pranker. We call…

NEON LIKE BJORK GUESTS: RBCP, BAO GREHL AND STEVENASPINWALL NEON represents the BJORK that represents the NEON with a show. We call a bunch of old numbers like Halloween costume lady, the designated driver and some other swap/shop folks. RBCP and Bao Grehl join to act as a gay couple for some furs. We use RBCP’s lube numbers and make people mad. St…

¡Viva la Revolución! Neon does a show to show the show what’s up by doing a show! Neon calls a bunch of Swap/Shop folks about a freezer, some cat stuff, pickups, clothes washers, perverts about firewood. We call numbers and talk to some all-around weird folks Carbon/Etsa found. Disclaimer: Sorry if anyone missed the live show, but I broadcasted on …

NEON DID IT AGAIN OMG!!!!!! Here Neon calls Australian numbers that didn’t answer for the last show. We speak on behalf of the National Rhyming Agency to people with funny and suggestive names. We speak with some elderly folks in Australia that didn’t understand we just wanted to say hi. Subscribe to NEON’S mixlr to catch live shows! Podcast = edit…

HAPPY AUSTRALIA “PERTH” DAY!! Guests: Carbon and Bao Grehl <3 Neon calls Swap n Shop numbers about snow blowing, black walnuts, bushels, and shape racists. We talk to wigger Australians that don’t speak English. Bao Grehl speaks to a woman about babysitting, Carbon argues with a woman about John Macchio and the Karate Kid. Bao and Neon reminisce ab…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone! <3 YAY it’s another NEON show this time with HALLOWEEN POWER! wooooOO!O!OOOOo!!!! GUESTS: BAO GREHL, CARBON_BRAH, GLORIA Come on down to funky-town!! Listen to us call some costume folks with Indian hair and 60 years of crap; we call asking for rides and about a creepy van. We accuse a woman of saying a certain “word” on t…